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noam garchompsky

@boringangel.bsky.social
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just saw autechre live and i can already tell i'll be thinking about this show every day for the rest of my life
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yeah i'm a gamer
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Requinoesis✨ @requinoesis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes all we need is a warm hug from a big, older brother sharkfolk. Feel hugged by Roberto! 🦈✨
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かわアナゴ @kawaanago0827.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1世代~9世代(+メガシンカ)までのちびポケ達再掲です🙌 #ちびかわポケ
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
big challenges i love you so much
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lemme tell you boys something about women: Something about women.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is the 847th anniversary of the death of Hildegard of Bingen: saint, abbess, composer, writer, and haver of visions—including one where she saw the Gruffalo appearing from the Bride of Christ’s, um... well
Bride of Christ in Hildegard of Bingen's Scivias, Book III. Image shows a woman in medieval dress. A grotesque beast with red eyes, pointed ears, and large teeth is emerging from between her legs
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 13/07/2025
Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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awr @awr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like the idea of it, but real autism has never been attempted before
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026
the ai bubble is awesome because you know 99% of these motherfuckers who are saying its inevitable and polluting the waters in all sorts of fields aren't running a local model so the minute they lose access to the big providers the world will instantly get more peaceful
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
plushies
a stylized blender render of a girl holding a large quagsire plush!a stylized blender render of a boy holding a large sudowoodo plush!
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Amayensis @amayensis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can finally share this artwork I made for a secret art-trade, I feel so terribly proud of it!! For @arukanoda.bsky.social 🌊 It took ages to make but gosh, I am really feeling the improvement since the mentorship I took, and it makes me extremely happy ☺️
Digital painting. On top of a building on the edge of the sea, a man is gently touching the snout of a large blue dragon.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/09/2026
Everyone saying that AI is good for nothing is wrong. It's absolutely revolutionizing the spam and scam market. Micro-targeted scams individually targeting specific people using their exact relationships and anything they've ever posted online, and harder to detect by software than ever before.
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✨Mizuki-mi ✨ GRÁFICA ABERTA! @mizuki-miart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Had to draw it!
Drawing of Lugia (pokemon) doing a cool pose while wearing a pair of shoes
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
love strolling through town and finding friends
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hey
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⚠️ Emergency warning

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piper 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @velvetxero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
how it feels to fw an oomf who has completely different interests from you
spongebob and james gandolfini chilling
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Schwank 🐡 @schwankmoment.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If u want ur favorite artist to release more music you should consider buying their stuff this is a certified life hack #hack
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Kezrek Laczin @kezrek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Are we in space? Are we in water? Are we peering through a window of time, to the late Triassic, watching a plesiosaur eat the sun? ~Yes~ (posca markers on scrap wood)
Are we in space? Are we in water? Are we peering through a window of time, to the late Triassic, watching a plesiosaur eat the sun?
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Sharks are friends @sharkseveryday.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy international whale shark day! 💙 Despite being the largest fish in the ocean these guys feed on tiny animals (like krill) and tiny plants (Pics: Pauline Rico and Damian Almua on inaturalist (CC-BY-NC 4.0))
A whale shark (Rhincodon typus) filter feeding vertically at the surfacePhoto of a whale shark's pattern from above. These sharks have a blue/grey color with white dots on the back and sides and a white underside
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/08/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but go fuck yourself
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Miles Pen @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.
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