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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 22h
sharks are literally "sea dogs" in croatian so this makes 100% sense to me
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.
In the Mario Teaches Typing games, even if the player does badly or underperforms compared to previous attempts, Mario will try to be understanding instead of critical:
Uh-oh, that wasn't quite as fast as the last time.
Hmm, are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now... if I had any. (laughs)
Charles Martinet, speaking at TooManyGames Convention 2021:
I got this marvelous opportunity to do Mario Teaches Typing. And when I got the script and I'm in the studio - I'm reading the script for the first time, there were things like "You failed!"
"That wasn't very good." "That was much worse... that was bad."
And I was reading that and I said, "Do you mind if I just, like, play with these words a little bit and just change them around?" because, you know, I never say "no" and I never say anything negative as Mario... and the producer graciously said "Sure, go for it!"
And so it became "Oh, that was good, but I know you can do even better!" "Oh, nice one but let's try again!" so it was always uplifting and always trying to be positive. And I think that that is the essence of the character to me - it's that love and that joy.
Source: transcript of speech found at youtube.com/watch?v=k9RywNQXCUM
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeahh congrats!
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah i feel like they're done with studio albums for the foreseeable future so i'm happy we're getting these improvised danceable (!) live recordings at least. seriously, i was bopping my head basically the whole time
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Poke Earth Collabs @pokeearthcollab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Kanto 30th anniversary collab is here! Thank you to all of our talented 240+ artists and musicians! Credits and high quality image in the replies! Stay tuned for the premiere of the video on our Youtube! No AI used. #Pokemon #pokemon30 #art
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ooh i haven't heard the liege recording, i'll have to check it out. the show i went to started off with crazy drums and seemed to be more percussion focused in general, there weren't that many melodic parts. the sound in the venue was great, especially when the sudden beat changes kicked in lol
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just saw autechre live and i can already tell i'll be thinking about this show every day for the rest of my life
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yeah i'm a gamer
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
watch that new cut of the devils also be without sex
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
music.youtube.com
Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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Requinoesis✨ @requinoesis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes all we need is a warm hug from a big, older brother sharkfolk. Feel hugged by Roberto! 🦈✨
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かわアナゴ @kawaanago0827.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1世代~9世代(+メガシンカ)までのちびポケ達再掲です🙌 #ちびかわポケ
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i only know him for turning red 9/11 lol
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
big challenges i love you so much
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lemme tell you boys something about women: Something about women.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
asking my homie what he saw at the butt removal hospital that day
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is the 847th anniversary of the death of Hildegard of Bingen: saint, abbess, composer, writer, and haver of visions—including one where she saw the Gruffalo appearing from the Bride of Christ’s, um... well
Bride of Christ in Hildegard of Bingen's Scivias, Book III. Image shows a woman in medieval dress. A grotesque beast with red eyes, pointed ears, and large teeth is emerging from between her legs
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Antonio Buch @buchplays.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Big Binky and the Banana Boys will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Big Binky and the Banana Boys. Their frontman, Big Binky, is an orangutan, seen wearing sunglasses and shredding on guitar. His bandmates, a conga player and kazoo player, are also orangutans wearing sunglasses.
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the real mission impossible was the filmmakers going forward in time to see your post and then stealing your idea for the movie
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah so we need to talk about how "screentime is bad for kids" is not really true, but "short form video on algorithm-based platforms is bad for everyone" IS true
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oh i know i know he's that one guy from pokemon
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every other headline now is "Huge liar who's financially motivated to lie says"
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Lich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 13/07/2025
Call me a child left behind cause this bush got me acting stupid
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@SoliSolstice

what blows my mind about everybody neglecting human experiences in favor of being on their phone 14 hours a day is that like 95% of you suck at being on the phone. can’t post for shit, 100 unread wikipedia articles in your tabs, getting groomed on discord. you are not good at it
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awr @awr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I like the idea of it, but real autism has never been attempted before
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026
the ai bubble is awesome because you know 99% of these motherfuckers who are saying its inevitable and polluting the waters in all sorts of fields aren't running a local model so the minute they lose access to the big providers the world will instantly get more peaceful
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
plushies
a stylized blender render of a girl holding a large quagsire plush!a stylized blender render of a boy holding a large sudowoodo plush!
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noam garchompsky @boringangel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i'm so glad someone remembers that scene because that is also how i first heard smack my bitch up lol
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Amayensis @amayensis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can finally share this artwork I made for a secret art-trade, I feel so terribly proud of it!! For @arukanoda.bsky.social 🌊 It took ages to make but gosh, I am really feeling the improvement since the mentorship I took, and it makes me extremely happy ☺️
Digital painting. On top of a building on the edge of the sea, a man is gently touching the snout of a large blue dragon.
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