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Wasting time until it’s time.

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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 2h
Glastonbury shit bags.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hearing Mr Keaveny on 6 Music just makes you realise what the station is really missing.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got to take our H to the cattery for a week while we go on holiday. Contrary to his very usual routine of popping upstairs to bed of a morning,he’s gone out and not answering to me calling him.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TimeGuessr #1219 — 37,245/50,000 1️⃣ 🏆9,303 · 📅 0y · 🌍 196.8km 2️⃣ 🏆5,395 · 📅 10y · 🌍 1209.4km 3️⃣ 🏆6,315 · 📅 6y · 🌍 1171.0km 4️⃣ 🏆6,647 · 📅 5y · 🌍 1505.1km 5️⃣ 🏆9,585 · 📅 2y · 🌍 28.8km timeguessr.com
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TimeGuessr
TimeGuessr - the game that tests both your geography and history knowledge. Guess where and when historic photos were taken.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Zuckerberg had one good idea (with his friends) and made himself a billionaire but everything else he’s thought of is junk. Why does anyone still listen to this man?
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is beautiful writing about what happens when strangers on the internet narrativise you, based on 30 seconds of video 👇
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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This guy has all the worst ideas for weirdos. I guess he got lucky once with one bad idea for weirdos that normies took to, once they completely eliminated its original horrible weirdo purpose
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is there anywhere to donate to the legal fees against the latest grifter?
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s just been on the news that Admiral insurance are cutting 500 jobs so that they can become “faster and more efficient.” Just remember that when you’re talking to an AI bot that is wasting your time. 
A report showing that Admiral earned £492 million profit before tax. Ghouls.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Started watching Sky’s War Game last night where Michael Gove is the PM during the Russian attack and I’m afraid it is just very difficult to watch it without thinking of this, one of the great cartoons ever published
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Dave, just Dave @davew66.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My friends son turned 18 recently. These two “men” attacked him without provocation yesterday afternoon at Liverpool St station. 2 lost teeth, broken collarbone, 8 stitches. Hope the #COYS family coming back from the game share this and get them what they deserve. www.btp.police.uk/news/btp/new...
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CCTV images released after serious assault at station – Central London
Detectives investigating a serious assault at Liverpool Street railway station are releasing images in connection.
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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyone interested in/ able to see the fantastic comedian Tom Ward in Brum this evening? Got two tickets but can’t make it. Message if this is a possibility 🤓 Doors close at 8pm, it’s at the Glee Club. Fanks x
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sadiq Khan responding to a question from Zack Polanski at City Hall by talking to him in Urdu is some pretty great trolling.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ahh shit.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I drive approx 1k miles a week in my van and sat up slightly higher than most I can see sooo many people doing 70mph + while tip tapping on their phones. They literally can’t leave their phones alone even while in charge of their 1.5 tonne metal box hurtling down the road.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Devastating news. I worked with Bonnie at Theatre Royal Stratford East. She was exactly the same whether a camera was running or not. Curious. Generous. Talented. Fierce.
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Mick @nalaknip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“This is how it starts Sylvia. What’s next, a kebab shop?!?!”
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very nice to hear a sane voice from Piddington. Serious respect to this woman, who is apparently already being othered by more bigoted villagers.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Martin Brennan has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Steve Coogan’s character Martin Brennan singing rebel songs
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YESSSSSSSS
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wish me luck. Great North Run today 🙄🏃‍♂️💨💀💀
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why are there so few bank holidays in autumn? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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The bank holiday calendar explained: the Stephen Collins cartoon
There’s a reason for the bank holiday ‘gap’
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 10/09/2026
I've decided it's name is Cilla
The terrifying house doll hosting Blind Date
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is white nationalism, media outlets need to start treating him as one
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
‘Food pipe’.
News report from the BBC which assumes you are an idiot and so calls a part of your digestive system a ‘food pipe’.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Also, why is this basically written up as "quirky crowd make an embarrassing mistake" and not "violent racists form mob because Asian people use hotel"?
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’ve reposted that because @robmanuel.b3ta.com is correct. Fucking hell, those lyrics.
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 09/09/2026
Decided to listen to French Disko as I remember it from seeing it on The Word, and it's a great little track, and I'm glad I've finally knocked it off my to-do list to look it up, but funny that Stereolab's most famous track is track 4 on an EP. Also, fucking hell, those lyrics.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🎶I can't seem to face up to the facts I'm tense and 🎵nervous and I can't relax I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire 🎶
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Den of Scholes @denofscholes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Absolutely everything what is wrong with this country.
Fuck off you boomer cunts
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It is not an original thought I know but the President of United States of America is not a well man is he?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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GlennA @glennairey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just finished watching Colin From Accounts 3. Perfect again. The writing is so great and the cast just elevate it to beyond. Quite an achievement to be so sardonic yet so humane at the same time. Plus Colin himself is obviously the cutest little McGuffin in TV history.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Colin From Accounts is still excellent.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In my already poor prep for the Great North Run I’ve managed to scrape the skin from the back of my heel so it rubs painfully against my shoe. What is the slowest time possible for getting around the course?
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When you let loose at a school performance 😊 Zoomies on Drums 🥁 🌟
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 06/09/2026
If you want me, I'll be over in my own shop gailmyerscough.co.uk
A photo of Gail with the text ‘Goodbye Etsy. Hello to doing things my own way.’
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was at work all day. The morning was crazy busy as people needed their tv pics (I was an aerial installer,whole week before was 💰💰💰) Afternoon was one job with a woman who couldn’t care less.
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Boredstoopid @boredstoopid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Currently in Paris after an early start and a Eurostar zip across the continent. Great place to visit and despite my worries about my sub o level francais from 30 years ago,everyone has been brilliant and not precious about my stuttered attempts to mangle their language.
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