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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah man. Let your hair dream and pick up signals from space.
The dog with a fluffy head
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 8h
If you’re wondering why it’s cos I’m fucked and a caught oven glove caused me to pour boiling water over my foot. It’s okay. I stuck it in a sink of cold water and told myself off.
Buggered bloke with one trouser leg up
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Jim Parrett 🍁 @jymn.bsky.social · 15h
Jimi Hendrix Experience, Berlin, 1967
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 9h
@dairycontrary.bsky.social Hey! I’ve been seeing a lot of mi Julie bot action on here. Everyone seemed to get a bald bloke by I got a lady Julie.
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Wendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 9h
Happy #Caturday 🐾 Sleeping Tabby by Harry Wysocki (1970)
Orange vacuform space age relief sculpture of a curled up sleeping cat
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 9h
This is soooo beautiful. Four Tet I love you for your version but this is an occasion where the orig pings my soul. open.spotify.com/track/7l5nkT...
open.spotify.com
Into Dust
Mazzy Star · So Tonight That I Might See · Song · 1993
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 10h
Look what Meera Sodha made me do!
Roasted sweet potato and aubergine and cut up florets of broccoli to be immersed in a Thai curry with the paste I made last night
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Claire Cansick @clairecansick.bsky.social · 10h
Lovely church graffiti of a ship, at Salthouse church, Norfolk.
Outline of a ship scratched into some wood.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 11h
Forgot how I’ve built up a tolerance to the erb over my months out of work. Just shared a bifter with a mate on the way back from the pub and when we bid each other farewell he’d gone to another place by then. Ha!
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 15h
Feeling empty and nervous today. Gonna walk the dog and end up at a pub. Laters.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 15h
What Roland Rat used to say when he was pissed.
Bat fangs
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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old wildlife illustrations @wildlife.nathan.fun · 18h
A history of British birds. London, Groombridge and Sons, [1862?-1867?] (source: biodiversitylibrary.org/page/135518…) #nature #illustration #art
A history of British birds.
London, Groombridge and Sons, [1862?-1867?]
https://biodiversitylibrary.org/page/13551830�
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Beautiful half moon tonight
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Mark @rfcider.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Kent Electric Power Co Ltd No.2 and Hunslet ‘Austerity’ 0-6-0ST No.3193 face off at the Northampton & Lamport Railway 30th Anniversary Gala. 📷 Balda Baldessa 1a 🎞️ Kodak Gold 200 #FilmPhotography #BelieveInFilm #SteamTrainSaturday
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still can’t get over this. Someone hangin around there said it was a joyrider. Ha! I said they could’ve at least rammed a bank and made it worthwhile.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It seems to get quieter and quieter on here. Sometimes feel like I’m the only pisshead shouty weirdo still bangin on.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes you have to relax your belt and have microwaved warmed up homemade lasagne with oven chips and Welsh ketchup. #CarbLord
As per post
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thai curry paste to do
Thai basil, coriander stalks, lemongrass, ginger, homegrown chillies, shallots, garlic, lime zest and juice, kaffir lime leaves, toasted and ground cumin and coriander seed.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shepherd’s Tush
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can’t park there mate. (My local bus stop - straight after a really sharp bend, I honestly don’t know how?!)
Bus crashed up on the grass next to the bus stop
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got so leathered last night I feel like a completely different person this morning and I quite like that.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Play this in the shower or listening to your porridge and slay the day x open.spotify.com/track/3tZm76...
open.spotify.com
Wish I Didn't Miss You
Angie Stone · Mahogany Soul · Song · 2001
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Moon says hiya!
The moon peaking above some shrubs and trees
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Jeff Ducharme 🇨🇦 🫐 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @hirider750.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feeling lucky, punk? #motorcycle
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This really is fucking intense. A bit like walking out of the bogs off your tits in a great club back in the day and being pushed up against a wall and being deep tongued by a fresh raspberry and a bar of naked dark chocolate just as you come up. Perfect with a stiff Bordeaux.
Lindt raspberry intense dark chocolate A glass of Bordeaux
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One day I shall cock me leg over a motorbike again. Corr
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Auntie Employment stroked my balls today and I have a job! Let us celebrate. Booze. Tunes. Stickers. GOOOOOOOOO! 💋
WineMajor Lazer - Guns don’t kill people Lazers doOn the turntable Free funky stickers I’ve not used that came with the album way back when
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zoom in to the bed of clouds at the end of the street. That’s where I am that is, just lazing about.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Outside in a t shirt at nearly 6pm in October still catching the warm rays of the sun. Mental.
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hallelujah! FFS that was getting grim. For the first time in 30yrs of work I had no job to start beginning of September. I managed to get a few days here and there at the BBC but nothing substantial, until today…just bagged a big job up until Xmas starting next Monday! What a relief. Bloody heck.
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nearly pulled a muscle just now scrolling back to my date of birth on a website.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THEY DON’T SELL GALANGAL IN M&S! They’ve got every other fucking obscure thing from around the world but not this. Racists.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Off to a posh M&S so I’ve doused meself in Tom Ford Soleil Blanc and smell like a slut. Laters. Shout me if you want owt.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well it’s the first of October and it’s still hot as fuck with cobalt blue skies in London. I’m wearing nothing but hotpants and am oiling myself up before checking on my olive groves. #ClimatesFuckedBabes
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had about 6 of you lot (thank you ❤️) like this yesterday and then about 60 random US bot like accounts all over it, but no one has RP’d it so I must be on a feckin list. This place is getting harder to enjoy.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thinking about fixing an adapted antique ship’s gimbal to my bicycle handlebars for conveying a glass of wine on weekend park rides with no spillage. Would you buy one? #MoneyMakingIdeas
Ship’s gimbal
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had a shed load of massive following number generic bot like accounts follow me recently. Last night they all liked a pic of my beetroot. Fuckin odd innit?! Blocked most of em.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To release my full potential today, I’ve had a lie in.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1st
Jeremy Beadle.Little Jeremy Beadle the marionette.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The dogs had her barnet done.
Fluff dog Post hairdresser snooze
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m surprised there’s never been a pornstar called Bobby Shafto.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
More golden beetroot from the bottom of the garden!
Golden beetroot
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take that Hegseth! We’re still getting vital Iranian supplies in Penge.
Iranian saffron
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Camperfan!
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m surprised there’s never been a pornstar called Bobby Shafto.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Psssst. Wanna know how niche my cleaning is this morning? I’m hoovering out and washing the inside of my front bay windows.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe the whole world should deploy reciprocal word tariffs and from here on in ‘Donald’ should be replaced with the term ‘Bellend’. It’s good to focus on what really matters.
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STAR MAN @starmansuperpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday
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