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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 17h

How apt. 🤨 #Wordle 1,932 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Hit singles from the 80s that haven't had breathy acoustic versions done for adverts "now down to last three or four", warn experts.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When you know you’ve found your people… 🤩

Screenshot of my post, and Dr Uncle Beard’s pretty much identical post:
Girls, boys, arse, pleasure…

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Girls… Boys… Arse… Pleasure.” Thanks, Chris. #NotTOTP

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Neil was, is, and always will be, my first true love. (Shush.) 😁 #NotTOTP

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Trevor Horn, there. #TOTP

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Hello? I need to arrange 100 milkshakes!" #TOTP

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The fuck has TOTO got to do with anything…?! 😂

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

As @chappers67.bsky.social just said: Strong ‘Dad at a wedding’ vibes, Tom… 😎 #TOTP

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Shouty, axe-spanking, denim-clad strutting wankshafts. Nah, thanks. #TOTO

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

open.spotify.com/track/0mg0PU... Just warbled my heart out to this absolute stunner. I would say sorry to the neighbours, but they’re cunts, so… y’know. 😇

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Truth, Rest Your Head

Gene · Olympian · Song · 1995

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’ve reached the point - well actually, I reached it a while ago - where I’m militantly anti-AI. Fine - use it in bioscience labs and radiology where it might help analyse data more effectively. Use it sparingly for systems engineering. Everywhere else, it can fuck off.

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Tomas @m0byduck.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Headline "Second Hull City player crashes near training ground"

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That is NOT a proper word, you septic bognoshers! 🤨 #Wordle 1,930 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Chia seeds: healthy, fibre-rich crumbs that you’ll eat, and find hours later betwixt your gnashers, like snotty little crumbs of misery. #Chias 🍺

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve said “Does the Pope shit in the woods?!” so many times, as a form of enthusiastic/ astounded affirmation, that I suddenly remembered just now that it’s not the usual formation. In other news: ursine creatures follow the doctrines of Roman Catholicism. Apparently.

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Sophia Petrillo: Shrug Who Knew

Alt: Sophia from The Golden Girls: ‘Who knew?’ shrug.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cooking, cooling and subsequent chocolate-dipping has occurred. An unfortunate gravitational incident with one of the little buggers mean I shall have to devour it, to maintain a facade of structural integrity for the remaining dollops. #NoEuphemismsIntented

Same granola dooberries, this time with glossy melted dark chocolate on about a third of each one. Bottom centre of the nine has crumbled somewhat, and will therefore require humane removal…

Yum.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am making granola cookie kinda thangs, and they have just entered the cooking chamber… 🤩 #OatsEqualHealthy #Shush

Nine misshapen, uncooked granola dollops, with discernible flame raisins, oats, bits of desiccated coconut and stuff. They’re on crumpled up greaseproof paper, and are about to get a fair bit warmer…

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...

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Most TV is Just This Now

YouTube video by Michael Spicer

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Found a new #TherapyConker on my walk earlier 🤩 It’ll never beat the OG (picture two), but it’s a hefty dollop of autumnal loveliness. 🤓

A relatively huge conker, sitting in my open palm. It’s about the size of an apricot, I guess; feels hefty in your hand, and is the usual glossy deep brown, with a paler/ matt area on top.

The original therapy conker, perched atop a wooden(ish) table top. It’s the same shiny rich brown colour, but has a large indented area on top, which proves perfectly shaped to test a thumb onto. So calming!

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

R4 is on in the background; someone is discussing religions in the Middle East, specifically Shi’ite… all I keep seeing is this: (No offence intended.) 🤓

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Oasis Manchester

Alt: Kevin and Perry: Perry is suddenly a massive Manchester-y Oasis fan. Mad ferret!

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am three years older than Magnus is here. I just… how the… what is - who…? #mastermind

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BASTUD! 😂 Wordle 1,926 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Sean Bean Bastard

Alt: Sean Bean Bastard

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“The late Terry Wogan as: FRANK SINATRA!” 😶

Email for shows coming up including the Rat Pack, with three dudes whose voices are presumably accurate, but whose appearances (especially “Frank Sinatra”) are somewhat suboptimal, despite lighting and outfits to the contrary.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

No, overpaid purchasing frimbuffler at John Lewis, September does not mean all out Christmas displays, and it DEFINITELY doesn’t mean poor quality, sweatshop-produced, utter shite like this. Sparkly pink trainer bauble, babe? Box of popcorn tree theme, hun? No. Never. Fucking hell, why? Just WHY?!🤯

Shitty tree adornments in a white display tray: sparkly pink and white cinema style popcorn boxes, and pink glittery trainer baubles. They’re even cheaper and shittier in the flesh than they sound.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Normalise saying ‘Generation Zed’, essentially to cause incredible irritation to those to whom this nomenclature applies. #BlahBlahFuckingBlah

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

R4 is on in the background; someone is discussing religions in the Middle East, specifically Shi’ite… all I keep seeing is this: (No offence intended.) 🤓

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Oasis Manchester

Alt: Kevin and Perry: Perry is suddenly a massive Manchester-y Oasis fan. Mad ferret!

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“It was good and it was fun but also it was scary. The room was big. We had orange squash, and…” 🫠

A BBC News item, entitled: ‘Chris Mason: In the room with the president and the prime minister’, and the title alone gives many clues as to Mason’s expansive, rich vocabulary, and individual style of reporting.
He’s pretty shit.

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“It was good and it was fun but also it was scary. The room was big. We had orange squash, and…” 🫠

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“For skin that feels like you’re an overripe nectarine, choose Clineek Grazuraloonic Lipididipididoodah Serum 0.0051%. Just one dollop every six seconds can shave hours off your visible age*…” *17% of 4 people agree, with a following wind and a convincing threat of violence #FacialNotThatSort 🤨

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Relaxing Spa Day with Face Mask and Cucumber

ALT: Relaxing Spa Day with Face Mask and Cucumber

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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 22/09/2026

What are we becoming?

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Spoooooky Twat 👻 @speccytwat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In the break room at work, and Escape to the Country is on the tellybox. They’re banging on about a balcony, overlooking the river; the presenter excitedly said “Just look at what you’ll be gazing out at!”, I uttered “FLOODING.”. #CarParkHalfFull