Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's a @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on my television 030
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026When I was in grad school, my friends and I regularly shared the Simpsons joke about grad students, as well as this one from 30 Rock 041
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Every time I try to read about the current Odyssey discourse, it is replaced in my mind by this tweet by mike ginn and I smile serenely 0306
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Me, when there's a gun on the mantle in the first act: 1400
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Making my #CharitibundiBowl Dark Match donation in honor of UTSA because I am currently applying for a grant administered by their medical school. Meep Meep! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social 120
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026 Donating $63.90 monthly (plus fees) to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charity Bowl in honor of Texas. A dime for every scrimmage yard Tre Wisner had against A&M and OU over the past two years. Thanks to @ghgoodridge.bsky.social for the inspiration. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social 082
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Me to my exurban buddies when I'm not afraid to go into town: 010
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/02/2026"Honey, can you please put away your bazooka?" "Not yet, I need to show it to the Interdimensional Being" 030
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This was my introduction to him, everything I've learned since has been great 0121
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Me, when the booster from Meta pays for a dual-threat QB: 000
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Before or after riding the giant slide at the Iowa State Fair? 040
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 08/12/2025If I were keeping records on the day the streak was broken: 160
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Keep the calculator running because Sameer's getting an air Fryer 110
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 04/11/2025My aloof wife...waiting for shredded cheese 2550
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Pictured: Bluesky poster seeing a sports tweet 050
Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I'm surprised there's no "Murder Muffins" tier 4103676