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Bob Salamander

@bobsalamander.bsky.social
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Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relevant
Bluesky Screenshot of Moby Dick account post "all this is both foolish and unnecessary" below Ryan Nanni's post I am replying to
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But surely this will work
Screenshot of Bluesky post saying Hinojosa seeks to expand the Democratic tent with ad featuring Jan 6 attendee
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on my television
Photo of Steven Godfrey on television speaking on College Football Enquirer
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I was in grad school, my friends and I regularly shared the Simpsons joke about grad students, as well as this one from 30 Rock
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every time I try to read about the current Odyssey discourse, it is replaced in my mind by this tweet by mike ginn and I smile serenely
Screenshot of Mike Ginn's tweet from 2/22/2018 reading "Why must a movie be “good” ? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see a beautiful face, huge?"
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tim Robinson in an ITYSL sketch saying more more scamming adults!
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Needed more hat
Briscoe Cain wearing a big dumb hat, also with a stupid mustache
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Screenshot of 13 seconds into video from quoted post showing a very unflattering photo of Ken Paxton
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Me, when there's a gun on the mantle in the first act:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Making my #CharitibundiBowl Dark Match donation in honor of UTSA because I am currently applying for a grant administered by their medical school. Meep Meep! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Screenshot of Charity Bowl donation confirmation screen for $35.93 with large pixelated photo of Spencer Hall in overalls cropped just below the shoulders.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This tweet has come to life
Tweet from Will Sennett @senn_spud

(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth 

Me: I’m da king of da highway
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Donating $63.90 monthly (plus fees) to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charity Bowl in honor of Texas. A dime for every scrimmage yard Tre Wisner had against A&M and OU over the past two years. Thanks to @ghgoodridge.bsky.social for the inspiration. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social
Screencap of donation box showing the amount donated and reasoningScreencap of receipt with pictureof Spencer Hall
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Indeed we are
Bluesky bio of the poster he's responding to that reads, among other things,  "we're all on the Dunning-Kruger spectrum"
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
www.statesman.com/business/rea...
While news of the sale may unsettle devoted fans of the chain restaurant, CBRE’s Senior Vice President Bradley Bailey told the Austin Business Journal that he doesn’t anticipate redevelopment happening anytime soon.

Dallas-based Chili’s has a long-term ground lease through 2029 and no options to renew, Bailey said.

Any potential buyer would have the option to renegotiate lease terms with Chili’s, depending on whether both parties' want to continue the relationship at the site. But the storied restaurant is expected to remain in place at least through 2029.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Scene from King of the Hill Season 5 / Episode 19 with Character yelling "Hank, take my ass."
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Me to my exurban buddies when I'm not afraid to go into town:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Top: Most people rejected His Message. 

Image: Cartoon of people scowling at Jesus and one yelling "Shut up!" with Jesus in foreground
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Choose your fighter:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Honey, can you please put away your bazooka?" "Not yet, I need to show it to the Interdimensional Being"
Screenshot of weird looking AI-generated artefact from original image
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This was my introduction to him, everything I've learned since has been great
Bad Bunny dressed as Shrek in still from SNL skit
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Paying tributes to the ancients you say?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
thinking about thos Beans
Large image of older white man in a red shirt and tan baseball cap with a screenshot of his Facebook comment to Bush's Beans reading "I;m thinking about thos Beans" superimposed in the bottom center
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Two years before he was elected:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Me, when the booster from Meta pays for a dual-threat QB:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Before or after riding the giant slide at the Iowa State Fair?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If I were keeping records on the day the streak was broken:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Keep the calculator running because Sameer's getting an air Fryer
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My aloof wife...waiting for shredded cheese
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
This guy, to ICE:
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Jerry Chem post from yesterday "ok time to reset the timeline...

BUG BOAT STUCK" surrounded by candle emojis
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
1980s Maxwell Cassette ad with guy in chair having hair and tie blown back by speaker
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Pictured: Bluesky poster seeing a sports tweet
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
They're so close already
Photo of child playing HEB Buddy Bucks prize game
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Reminiscent of
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Computer show me stoic mastermind
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'm surprised there's no "Murder Muffins" tier
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