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Bob Salamander

@bobsalamander.bsky.social
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Does our ruin benefit the earth, does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too? Have you passed through this night?

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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 5h
Kissed em upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. My name is Mud.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 7h
Did you play StarCraft? That level that corresponded to the base defense scene really hit hard, for lack of a better term.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 17h
Amazing
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Buy my book... Buy my book... buy my book.. @mkingjohnson.bsky.social
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cool. Ranch. Crudo.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I went to look up Pine Tree ISD and found out that the principal of Pine Tree HS is named "Beeper Kraus". I had to tell somebody
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When I talk to people about boards now a big part of it comes down to clothing choices. Minimize pockets, loose pant legs that can be rolled up easily, careful with hoodies.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mkingjohnson.bsky.social
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is it Epic? If so, you can change this at the individual user settings level. I know system-wide solutions are usually preferred, but those tend to take forever.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Andy Samberg: Believe In Your Dreams
Alt: Andy Samberg: Believe In Your Dreams
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somehow missed Nebraska climbing up the ranking
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relevant
Bluesky Screenshot of Moby Dick account post "all this is both foolish and unnecessary" below Ryan Nanni's post I am replying to
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boys also go to Houston to get more stupider.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do NOT join the ladder tournament
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
My Man
Alt: Denzel Washington in American Gangster saying "My Man"
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mkingjohnson.bsky.social
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is great. I actually missed out on this commercial, so when people started posting about killing Liberty Bibberty with hammers, I thought they were talking about the model guy in the commercials...which I kinda get.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Myron Rolle? The neurosurgeon?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ryan, holy shit we had similar diets. Did you also eat the frozen Aussie pies?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember Texas' 2022 lost to Tech was around 2.2%. No, I'm not still mad.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He had one last game too.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this a request or...
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well then you're getting cut out of my will.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah Bill
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But surely this will work
Screenshot of Bluesky post saying Hinojosa seeks to expand the Democratic tent with ad featuring Jan 6 attendee
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who drew the dicks, Brian?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What if you find yourself confronted with a large supply of barrels falling from above one at a time?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Gadfly really an accurate way to describe her?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There's a @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on my television
Photo of Steven Godfrey on television speaking on College Football Enquirer
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mensa jokes? You mean like Tom Herman?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'd watch Dr. Shaft M.D.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The actress who played Street's mom on the show was also in the movie as the woman at the dinner party who refers to Boobie Miles with the N word
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think yours is worse
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Teams at work send an email while you're chatting with someone that says "[Name] is trying to reach you"
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sark won the 2023 Big 12 championship. We got a T'Vondre Sweat touchdown out of it.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Not so fast my friends" is also what the Oregon DC told his secondary.
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WRMS Traffic & Weather Reporter on the 2’s @carnegro.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I missed FAMU honoring Dolly Parton at Miami Friday night.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sick and tired of your anti-Fartsville Tech bias Roger
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas is back folks
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seems like Texas had a good game plan against him the last two years. I wonder what happened to the DC responsible for it.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey what happened to the DC from those games?
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what other compromises do you think talarico is willing to or will feel compelled to make.
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What Does the Save College Sports Act Mean For The NFC East?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BEN FOLDS DETERMINED TO ROCK THE SUBURBS IN US
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think you had a recommendation for solar panels and a battery power station recently. If so, would you mind sharing again?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Swap Sandy for Harvey and it me
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Endocrine pancreas?
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Bob Salamander @bobsalamander.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When I was in grad school, my friends and I regularly shared the Simpsons joke about grad students, as well as this one from 30 Rock
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