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Blame The Singularity

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If I don't like your post I won't argue. I'll just post a song we all might enjoy.

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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alas, it did take advantage of the sliding doors to the platforms. An employee said this bird does so regularly and it's been there for years
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wanted it to use the escalator, but it diffused the situation easily.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Union Station, Chicago apparently has a pigeon living by the platforms underground. This provided ample amusement for the trip
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did. I bet that thing accelerates like nobodies business, power to weight ratio-mileage is a bonus. Mine is a hog and not a Harley, but it's stupid fun
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to watch the Packers post game now. Where's that old bottle of Tylenol?
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It sounds like they got a lead on the creep that laced Tylenol with poison back in the early 80s, so now's as good a time as any to celebrate with this 45 year old bottle of Tylenol found in the house I bought a few years ago.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In an odd twist, Hoosier made good racing tires way back when
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Folks said I was strong despite not being muscular, I never thought so. I did a lot of manual labor instead of joining a gym, so when this overly vacuum sealed salsa presented a problem, you can imagine my dismay when I broke the glass with my grip hand.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not many mention Satchel Paige anymore. Possibly the greatest pitcher of all time, we all should know him. Wise as Yogi Berra, and threw 3 shutout innings for the As in his 60s. Read up on him if you don't know.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was 4 degrees that day, and the garage gave us a windbreak but the cold made us work faster. We got this Camaro rolling in 3 hours. If it was summer, it'd have taken 6.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every place my band took photos is now gone. Froedert Malt, 16th Street Viaduct (not pictured), and that warehouse that recently collapsed in the Third Ward. Guess we were too loud. At least the album art was good n cheesy
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This one had a standing 8 count, fell, I picked it back up and it shook out the cobwebs and took off. I was so careful not to hurt it, it was so fragile. Still can't believe I got to hold one
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
4 barrel here, and yes, it's a cop motor
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do I get up and easy skank or get down and funky? I'll be thinking about this as I die in a hideous raging inferno
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From the old site, I miss old "Stop Calling Me Frank" because he was nice and funny as hell. And yes, folks to call me such things as "Serbian Justice" and "Instant Karma" mostly because my tolerance for bullshit is very low
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That time the mayor called me in to be an extra for his press conference. I wasn't there for the mayor, but guess looked the part. Still doesn't beat the time I was a racing sausage and met a sitting governor.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I saw someone with this pic and they must live by me. I have a similar photo, from a slightly different angle. I thought it was mine but was wrong. Either way, it was nice to see it live
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Found this from last winter. Cell phones capture the actual light well.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll play the shorties.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I used to be roommates with someone who wound up being an anesthesiologist. Smart person. I used to relable things in our cabinets, so Happy Harvest canned goods became Deadly Harvest courtesy of a sharpie for example. They were pleased to know I still do that stuff. In my garage...
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I stumbled across this one, not sure if it can be beat.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why I don't ride bikes anymore
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sure as the sun rises in the east tomorrow. Just got to get rid of this heap so I have space to work again. Sunday!
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and last. converting it to a stick shift was a pain, but worth it. Black button on the top of the shifter is a line lock.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's got those cool flip headlghts, and if you ever saw the movie "The Car"...my 6 y/o son wants me to put those truck horns on it. It will be done.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's cool that no one knows what it is
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He lived the dream
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This may be the issue
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A long time ago, in a galaxy far away, someone got fucked up on either Blatz or Old Style. I forget who won, but I think I did since I still have this shirt
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why am I a gearhead? Because I know other gearheads. Went to a party this weekend and a friend wound up with 6 go karts and made a track at his house. Another made a firetruck into a mobile drive in. This is why they're my friends, among other things
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Careful, turn your back on them and they multiply quickly
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A friend's 63 Chevy 2 holds special meaning since he taught me how to weld on this very car. Get nostalgic whenever I see it, and the mounts for that flip front end thankfully cover up my novice welds.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My whole timeline is a mess of tennis, foods I can't eat unless I want to get sick, and how my government is arming itself against the citizenry, so here's a picture of when the mailman put their van in a ditch by my place.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I thought of you when I scored this while I was absent from here for a few years. I'll never top it. It was just the right teams for me that day and I used only scrubs.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It was before the WNBA, but they did have a women's pro team with a great logo. The Milwaukee Does!
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I always thought Ray Nitschke should have an asterisk in the HOF because of that season he was allowed to play middle linebacker with a chainsaw
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I was just thinking about this the other day, how happy I am to not have chased money. The rich build their own prisons and don't even know it. I got more joy from holding this hummingbird than I ever did making money. Get out and enjoy the world, don't live in a bunker, hoarding.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A lot of lives were saved in commercial aviation with the adoption of the irish whip to safely evacuate the plane
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe not as good looking, but good looking enough
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So no shit, future all star Mark Loretta found me and my friends at a tailgate when he was a rookie and autographed my friend's Captain Kirk cutout. It came into the bleachers with us and I am pleased to note it is now framed and in a friend's possession.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wish I could've seen this raccoon slip. Only evidence remains.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I found this pic under my fridge in college and kept it ever since. This guy looked like a librarian about to fart. No idea who this man is
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
All in all it's just another Buick in the wall
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I grew up a bit of a tough guy but holding a hummingbird was one of the cooler things I ever felt. Amazing creatures! This one successfully flew away after a standing 8 count
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I haven't painted over this in years because it gives me a chance to say "The walls of the 53rd precinct were bleeding, how do you explain that?" It shall remain for this reason
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This place still makes me laugh. Funerals are hard enough, no need to make them harder
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My family name is somewhere in this family tree and will not be denoted. This family tree is for the one and only Nikola Tesla. Kind of neat and explains a few things about my own brain.
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Blame The Singularity @blamesingularity.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Now you know why no one wanted to come across the middle with Ray Nitschke covering. His chainsaw tackle was something to behold.
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