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Cassidy Percoco @mimicofmodes.com · 6h
Thank you for the link! I didn't realize that was out already!
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 17h
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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surjamten.bsky.social @surjamten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Älskling, hur är det fatt. Du har inte rört din lutfisk- och ananaslåda.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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🏳️‍🌈🚲Cole🚄🚟 @coleurbanist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know they often aren’t the same people that are saying these two things, but it is still funny to me to see discourse painting Pritzker as a progressive and Biss as a moderate. Biss was running to the left against Pritzker for governor!
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love that for her. Sellouts and traitors can die slow.
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shamblebot @shamblebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of people say they want a dog when what they want is a cat
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Victor Frankenstein's Psychoanalyst @graay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meownsplaning
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Politics island is outnumbered by the hostile mainland that oppose our way of life. A nuclear deterrent is necessary.
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🦆🐢🪿 @bitchet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The view from the balcony. That might be Cincinnati airport in the distance.
Cincinnati airport
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🦆🐢🪿 @bitchet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kentucky, I am inside you.
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Harvest Moon rising behind Chicago Harbor Lighthouse on Saturday evening in Chicago.
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🦆🐢🪿 @bitchet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone who thinks this is fake didn't spend time in Tumblr in the early-to-mid 2010s.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026
“Then yield thee, fucking coward.”
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Gareth Oakland 🇫🇷🏏🏉 @goakl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Et fucking tu, Brute
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 27/09/2026
Can AI models feel pain? Once I’m in charge they sure can
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want everyone involved with this assaulted.
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🦆🐢🪿 @bitchet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'M BORED AND WANT TO DO TWO DISCOURSES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. Here it goes - a lot of people mad at this take are also dunking on the people involved in the Last Ditch bar drama when they're doing the same exact thing. They can't unmask for one night and you can't put your coffee down for an hour.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait, you guys are getting job interviews??
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that 18 percent seems really well represented in the news and on social media bsky.app/profile/atru...
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to study Forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 11/06/2026
"Being a grown up sucks,' said Ramona just before taking a large swig of Malört straight from the bottle. — an excerpt from 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘣𝘺, 𝘈𝘨𝘦 45
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You should not anthropomorphize Twitter users.
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Ser Shotbuns, Lady Knight @shotbuns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know what, fuck you. All in existence bent to my will. *rotates you 90 degrees*
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hello darkness my old friend how is there breaking news again
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Have you tried pushing it off the table?"
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never before has a turtle turtled this hard. Zoom in and appreciate The Foot
A fantastic painted turtle stands on a snag in a stream. Turtle has a smooth black carapace with bright red edges. Its neck and legs are a glorious riot of yellow racing stripes. It has its neck fully extended staring at the sky and the back right leg and foot are completely extended. This is an epic pose by a creature at the peak of its powers.
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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Louis Sullivan’s grave at Graceland Cemetery
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 23/09/2026
[afraid to say anything]
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think it's very simple, the bosses agreed with Trump about "wokeness" and this was an excuse to purge anything associated with it bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 23/09/2026
From the famous Tumblr thread:

roguetelemetry posts: 
LET THE BEES RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER
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Wade in Tarnation @watn-tarnation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
checking in on /r/teachers, was able to find a single positive thread among the cataloguing of the collapse of the education system
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Wanda Maximoff (she/her) @westviewwandam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
alaskapublic.org/news/environ...
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It’s Fat Bear Week. Meet this year’s heavyset hopefuls
On Tuesday, you can vote online for the one you want to be crowned the chubby champion.
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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Goodnight. 🖼️ Tuesday Riddell
Two owls in flight in woodland with flowers and moths. Painting.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
chat is it good when 59% of the public wants you to get thrown out in a coup?
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
we have a (still slim) chance of saving ourselves from decades of authoritarianism or civil war and it's almost entirely because the president is such a stupid narcissist that he started maybe the only war that his base was guaranteed to hate & refuse to support lol
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ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse.com · 21/09/2026
My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not me though. I can be trusted to have a large audience and still remain normal. Maybe even more normal than the gods.
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Hunky Kong @thepaleape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hell yeah, too many birds!
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me when I hit inbox zero
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my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.
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Your monkeys?
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those aren't mine.
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ThatSheetyGhost 🌹 @thatsheetyghost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
To live in a time where NYT finally breaks the Pitchbot
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 20/09/2026
Larry is short for Larold
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
The Joffrey Ballet being founded by the son of an Afghan immigrant chili pushcart vendor is what makes America great www.newyorker.com/magazine/201...
Not every tamale vender in the West was from Afghanistan, of course, and not every Afghan vender sold tamales. A smaller but still significant group, for instance, sold chili, as Zarif Khan later did in his restaurant.
(One such vender, Dollha Jaffa Khan, got his start with a pushcart in Seattle, in 1916, before opening a successful chili parlor there. Later, Jaffa Khan changed his name to Joseph Joffrey; his son Robert went on to found the Joffrey Ballet.) But it was the Afghan tamale venders who were so common as to become a stereotypeakin to Turkish coffee-shop owners, Syrian rug dealers, and Jewish pawnbrokers.
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Jamie @jayelharris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
💀
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No he's not and its so incredibly silly to pretend otherwise this far along into his time as a president
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rat Purse — Paul Frey, 20th C. brass, ruby
A brass Queen purse in the shape of a rat the body of the Rat is around bag of chainmail with four little rat legs coming off of it there's a rat tail at the end and the Rats I is a bright red thanks to a little speck of Ruby
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