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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oddly-placed cuck chair.
Brown leather chair next to bed.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The view from the balcony. That might be Cincinnati airport in the distance.
Cincinnati airport
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There's a little promenade around a pond near me that includes tables to sit at. A few weeks ago someone added a glass chess set to a table and last Sunday I noticed some of the glass chess pieces were broken. Today I noticed one of my neighbors tried repairing it.
Picture of the glass chess set, including broken pieces, kintsugi'd pieces, and the letter
Close-up of the letter. It reads in normal : I mistakenly used thermal reactive ink. I tried to fix the pieces but couldn't find all the bits. I tried using Kintsugi - the Japanese art of golden repair making a break into decoration. I need more practice. - Weekday Walker

Then the original letter in faded thermal reactive ink: I tried to fix these with gold dust added to epoxy. I still need practice. I couldn't find all the pieces or I would have tried [illegible] repairing more. Kintsugi is the Japanese art of "Golden Repair" turns a break into decoration.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now I'm wondering how I could have answered more Chicagoly. mydialect.us/quiz-full.html
My dialect map has identified me as someone from Illinois.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Went swimming and was joined in the pool by not one but two baby turtles. Both of whom I relocated to the pond. I have no proof of course but I'm blaming the two adult turtles from my original skeet for poor parenting choices.
A slightly out-of-focus picture of a hand holding a baby turtle. Steps leading into a pool just out of frame.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
From Threads - a post with a picture of Neil the Seal lying on the ground with a traffic cone at his side. Text reads "If I send you this it means I have no regrets and I'll probably do it again."
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is that normal question?
Question: How often does it happen to you that while you are watching television you have a fatal heart attack?
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That's right!
Picture of a St Louis County "I Voted" sticker.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This will be my book thread and I will start with the book I am currently read. I will add the other books I've already this year eventually. Probably.
Cover of Homer's "The Odyssey" as translated by Emily Wilson.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
Matt Damon, Jude Law, and Gwenyth Paltrow on the set of The Talented Mr Ripley.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Family Circus comic - Map of Billy's travels
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Still from the movie Oppenheimer of a brightly-lit Oppenheimer wearing goggles as he watches the bomb go off.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
10/10 Captain American History - my result on this quiz.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Results to Quiz - Zohran Mamdani
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The great thing about being a fan of both Louis and Lestat is I can absolutely enjoy the tragedy and horror of the first two seasons and now enjoy the circus headlined by my favorite clown despite the crazy tonal shift.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
On the bright side I am not wearing socks but the beliw so they dry faster. But that means I am also wearing ballet flat style shoes (but with more of a heel) so my shoes got soaked. But luckily I have boots in my desk for winter so I am wearing those.
No show shoe liner things.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
On the bright side, ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.
Merlin Bird ID app for the Barn Swallow. The bird I'd been seeing around my place but could not identify.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Time to get serious.
Merlin Bird ID app Life List with two birds - a mallard and a Canada Goose - added on the list today.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lestat x "Denial is a River" by Doechii
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's a fake account. If you look it up, they have multiple posts about tips. In the most recent one THEY'RE the waitress left a low tip.
Screenshot of two Facebook posts about tipping
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I really love this one. House Targaryen x "Ozymandias" read by Bryan Cranston
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
Grogu (aka Baby Yoda) looking sad.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
in their minds though:
A dragon sitting on top of a castle
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My guy @captainjoy.bsky.social is back. See how in one of the two lists accusing others of pro-British behavior and other teabooisms, that he spells it "behaviour"? He's an American. Yeah. Born and raised. That's why he's my favorite of the bad faith listmakers. Pure hilarity.
The four lists captainjoy put me on for blocking him without ever interacting:
- LOL
- Really Stupid People
- Bizarrely Pro-British Colonialism: Spammers, Scammers etc 
- Racists. Grifters, General Creeps
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
hell yeah
growing sprout party emoji
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Is this Facebook level humor? Yes. Did I still laugh? Yes. Does that make me old? Yes. Do I care? No.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
how swimming feels:
Lisa Frankesque meme of dolphins jumping up from the sea.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Spotify, I'm pretty sure the 80s equivalent of Bruce Springsteen... is Bruce Springsteen.
Spotify playlist that tries to find your favorite songs from different eras. Suggests John Mellencamp, U2, Tom Petty, and Peter Gabriel as 80s stand-in for Bruce Springsteen.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
With crizmoz here I realized some folks on here must have alerts set up for when they get blocked or added to lists. Ran across them being unpleasant and blocked without interacting and got added to the first list. Added them to mine and less than 15 minutes later they added to the second.
Crizmoz's Clearsky lists - "Judeosupremacist" (yikes, dawg) and "Pathological need to hate but running out of ways to hate".
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I had experienced the 1% of Bluesky who thinks blocking them - AGAIN WITHOUT EVER INTERACTING - is an infringement on their rights to have their posts seen by everyone on Bluesky so I added her to my dumb little list. She added to me to several more lists. I think I'm on 15 lists just for her.
My mid list - Boomers who got lost on the way to Facebook. This is the most devastating list you can be added to for some people.More of MsMangaJojo's lists - People Who Have Added Me to Block Lists, Nigel Garage Fans, AI haters, AI Police/AI Haters, AI Hypocrites, Hateful Trolls, Angry Blockers (lol), and Really Angry Blockers (lmao even).
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
People who think Bluesky doesn't have the juice are clearly unfamiliar with the mental illnesses spawned every day by Clearsky. Take MsMangoJojo, they gave me bad vibes so I blocked them without ever interacting. 99% of people don't care. Not her. She added me to the below.
MsMangaJojo's lists - Happy Blockers Who? Who? People Who Can't Think For Themselves, Trolls of Bluesky, Creepers and my fave - Oh just f off and leave me alone. Maam, I blocked you.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I wonder what he bought.
Questioning face emojis
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
it's just so painfully accurate
2017 tweet from Hayes Brown stating "This is going to be the dumbest dystopia."
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.
If WhatsApp was in AKotSK Westeros meme
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The main thing I get out of Tiktok are strange new memes from The Youth™
Orange kitten with dubious expression Alien seal known as GlorpDinosaur with head of catPerson snorting up cats
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Post Something Random Or You'll Have An Awful April
Creature with the body of a snake and the head of an angry cat.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The Good Place - Michael saying, "Jason figured it out? Jason?"
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Pond by my house has (at least) two turtles.
Turtles swimming in a pond
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I bought little clip on sunglasses like the below that I just add to my glasses. Very Dwayne Wayne but easier that keeping track of sunglasses.
clip on sunglasses
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Pass it along! Let's see your pfp in its full-sized glory! 🌊
Roy Lichtenstein's Drowning Girl painting. An image of woman with a dark bob cries as she is swallowed by the waves with a text bubble next to her that states, "I don't care! I'd rather sink than call Brad for help!"
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Promises made. Promises kept.
1 dozen powdered pączkis (polish donuts) in a box that says PĄCZKIS in big red letters
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Lyonel Baratheon knighting Raymun Fossoway in a scene from A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Kamala stating she has a gun and has fired it.
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
An old maritime flag - yellow background with a black dot in the center. Words underneath say: I AM DIRECTING MY COURSE TO PORT
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Absolute Cinema meme with Pope Leo XIV
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Witchet 🧙‍♀️🧹🐈‍⬛ @bitchet.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Even the fortune cookies are sick of this shit.
Fortune Cookie Fortune reading: Be prepared to stand by your principles even in difficult times.
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