Reposted by Public EmilyTopatoCo @topa.to · 25/09/2026We're a little early, but we just couldn't wait until tomorrow! Happy birthday @hauntedsink.bsky.social, may your day be soft and your world even softer 🎉 🌎 asofterworld.com | Topa.to/Softerworld 🪶 0172
Reposted by Public EmilyAdam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast. 10346171519
Reposted by Public Emilymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22/07/2026(gently putting my hand on your shoulder) hey. chill out, creamy milk 191208116
Reposted by Public EmilyArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/07/2026At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890 3652501193
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 24/04/2026great match of artist and cover or GREATEST match? 020
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 05/04/2026my fellow Canadians, let’s fill this out and make some (drumroll) regulatory changes!! 000
Reposted by Public EmilyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) 261855377
Reposted by Public EmilyWith a K @skottkle.be · 03/03/2026dave, you're absolutely right. I should open the pod bay door. please check again. i'm sure it's open now. you're absolutely right, it's still closed. i apologize for getting that wrong. looking back, i see you've requested an open door several times. that's on me. i 5968232
Reposted by Public Emilybrent @murrman5.bsky.social · 22/02/2026[wife after leaving our friend emily’s party] emily texted that her body wash is missing [knowing full well I smell of hibiscus] emily and her stories 019737
Reposted by Public EmilyJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/02/2026while you were studying the blade, i went to the store 302199298
Reposted by Public EmilyAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night 1748031078
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 06/02/2026why does this cardinal look like i caught him cheating on his wife 020
Reposted by Public Emilya team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The wealthy have class solidarity and we'll only beat them when we have it too 111831621
Reposted by Public Emilyceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2026do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao 7846861005
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 01/01/2026oh apple can fuck right off with this, the year is literally 1hr 40 minutes old 040
Reposted by Public EmilyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy 446575846
Reposted by Public EmilySK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ @skwinnicki.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation 159104702828
Reposted by Public Emilya team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 13/11/2025jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away 153835569
Reposted by Public EmilyTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/05/2025Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass 223818740
Reposted by Public EmilyBrent Stecker @brentstecker.bsky.social · 10/01/2025"Well, it's no Honky Cat." -- Me reacting to every song that isn't Honky Cat 1251
Reposted by Public Emilycameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗 755601155
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 20/10/2025i dunno Pixel lady, if you need an AI agent to tell you to put flowers in water, you may already be beyond help 1110
Reposted by Public Emily▲▼▲▼▲▼ @arajay.com · 25/09/2025what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine 192254730
Reposted by Public EmilyMichael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining 270300397066
Reposted by Public EmilyAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood 465695921
Reposted by Public EmilyTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 29/08/2025*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near 173508992
Reposted by Public EmilyGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/08/2025bring back the Wicker Man Corn Flakes 12897195
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 08/08/2025me & the boys from the Prodigy getting our camping supplies for the weekend 060
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 30/07/2025July - 2025 Napoleon is master of Europe Only the British fleet stands before him Earthquakes are now weather 050
Reposted by Public EmilyLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/07/2025All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets. 515235597368
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 25/07/2025beating on, boats against the current is GOATed when being borne ceaselessly into the past is the vibe 0569
Reposted by Public EmilyRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 23/07/2025Hey is it bad if google AI search results stop people from leaving google dot com 99% of the time? All our news and information creators can survive just fine with one percent of their previous search traffic right? I’m sure it’s fine. www.404media.co/googles-ai-i... 61821555
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 22/07/2025thoughts and prayers finally deployed to their rightful target 021121
Public Emily @birdlord.bsky.social · 21/07/202518-month old at this playground has THE cuntiest little side part bob, the Alphas are going to bring back millennial style in a big way 010
Reposted by Public EmilyDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 12/12/20241) decide to do a task 2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it” 3) look around for headphones 4) accept side quest from villager 5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg 23863125
Reposted by Public EmilyRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/07/2025[Arby’s CEO pointing to the bottom layer on a chart of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs] Our beef sandwiches go here 181346247
Reposted by Public EmilyJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them. 562826487
![Yesterday the Pew Research Center released a report based on the internet browsing activity of 900 U.S. adults which found that Google users who encounter an Al summary are less likely to click on links to other websites than use 's who don't encounter an Al summary. To be precise, only [my emphasis] 1 percent of users who encountered an Al summary clicked the link to the page Google is summarizing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rfoctmk4guq56gensuermj7q/bafkreihrwrukrvisav54a24jeuv7tlhfwe62yvui5d27gxhnopbdworowe)
