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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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This Year's Bug @beetle.zone · 18/09/2026
tamagotchilife.com this still up
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Home - Tamagotchi L.i.f.e.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Gentleman Loses His Monocle grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com/comics/76/#c...
WEB PAGE: Forumula:
OhNoPenelope: just fyi, i know the woman (yes) behind the gentleman agriculturalist. she brags about it all over town. like i'm just barely an acquaintance of hers and even I know.
dancingsorceress:
That's a lie. I've spoken to The Gentleman on many an occasion. This "woman" just has tons of photos of the same man?
OhNoPenelope:
ever hear of stock photos? she does and it's well known in my area.
dancingsorceress:
I usually avoid talking about this because of the jealousy, etc that it inspires in others, but The Gentleman and I have been carrying on for quite some time... I think I would know if he were lying.
OhNoPenelope:
let me guess. it's been "a bad year for legumes" and he needs to repair his tractor, if he could only get $600. honey bunch have you even researched the growing conditions for legumes.

Grassy searches for, attractive farmer, bringing up a picture of a woman holding a purple cauliflower.
He searches, handsome farmer stock photo, bringing up a picture of a kindly bald man on a farm.
He takes a breath, closing his eyes, then searches, a farmer for the whole world to love, bringing up a photo of the so-called Gentleman Agriculturalist, watermarked with the logo, Hunk Photo.
Grassy adopts a furious expression.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
i think about this all the time
John @logicalpathos • 5h
This dog looks like my dog from my teenage years, Daisy. God I miss Daisy.
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aro @Arolexion • 4h
I miss daisy too
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dais @daisdNDconfused • 4h
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It's okay... I was reincarnated into a real girl
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John @logicalpathos
Do you remember how we used to run
5:04 PM • 4/1/22 • Twitter for iPhone
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Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Introducing fluoddity.com! Hundreds of thousands of particles self organize into a stunning variety of structures. Explore a world of possibilities with mutation and artificial selection! This is my personal tool for exploring Fluoddity, rebuilt for the web by Opus 5
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Daniel Mullins @dmullinsgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The next game from the creator of Inscryption… 🎪PONY ISLAND 2: PANDA CIRCUS🎪 will be released on APRIL 27th 2027 Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2017940/...
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tameflowers.bsky.social @tameflowers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
what the hell
a small white ceramic rabbit-like creature with bulging, glossy black eyes. a little of the white of its eye is visible, like an overbred pedigree dog. it has small ears and a wide smile. it's faintly canine in its posture. the same rabbit-like creature from a front view. it's got simple nub feet and a :3 mouth which stretches all the way across its face. its eyes bulge from the sides of its head. it has soft pink tones around its eyes and mouth.the same ceramic rabbit from a rear 3/4 view. there's no tail on this thing. one of its bulging eyes is visible from this angle too, defying reasonable physiology.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
[dark figure behind a smokey desk]: *There will be a reckoning.* me: yes i expect so [dark figure]: *There must be recompense.* me: no doubt. wait.. for me? or you? [figure]: *There will be an accounting.* me: well.. that's good i guess. you are my accountant after all
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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A good birb @birbzone.com · 26/06/2026
I wish there was a way to mute images of Werner Herzog with a speech bubble going to the quoted post
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 25/06/2026
Just under the wire #makeaterriblecomicday
Comic of a cat doing stretches at a gym. An off-panel voice says "ooo big stretch...". A man looks very proud of himself until some burly guards drag him away. In the final panel they drag him past a big sign that says "Ooo big stretch" crossed out
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kitty @kittyred.net · 27/04/2026
a purple deer in front of a dark background with wavy purple, blue, and pink vector lines. It's called deer3, it has 500000 DPI, it's wireless, and hot swappable. a new era
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
And Tiny Tim DIED.Dead! Dead! Dead!
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.
Car in front of truck with giant sign saying suck myBack of truck saying suckmyguttersclean.com underneath it says No mess. No risk. No death!
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
v1.0.2 of the Sylvie Collection has been posted sylvie.website/SylvieCollec... It adds the new web port of Cat Planet I just made, and a more accurate account of the Cat Planet version differences. Should you redownload the collection? Probably not. Changelog: sylvie.website/SylvieCollec...
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Sylvie Collection, 2004 to 2024
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Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Touch my tooter
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?”
“As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.”
“Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 12/03/2026
Mr. President I have a solution to our problem: The Big Squirt
Image from an old 1950s magazine called "Mechanix". It's a drawing of a landscape with a river running from the bottom left with mountains next to it, fading into plains in the distance, and then snow-capped peaks in the background. Some kind of factory with smokestacks is along the river. Behind the factory is an enormous cannon shooting a massive arc of water into the sky. The water lands in a big collection dish on the other side of the nearby mountains at a facility with its own cannon which shoots the water to another facility in the distance and so on and so on. Big text in the top left reads "CALIFORNIA'S BIG SQUIRT". There is an info box in the bottom right with a paragraph:

"The parched deserts of Souther California need water to transform their barren soil into fertile farmlands and tourist Meccas such as those existing elsewhere in the state. So far the problem has remained unsolved. But Sidney Cornell, a Los Angeles construction engineer, thinks he has a solution. He wants to construct a series of geyser-like power plants one mile apart to shoot water from the mouth of one into the funnel of the next, as depicteed here by MI artist Frank Tinsley. The water would arc over hilly sections, have a flat trajectory over plains. Its velocity would approach 400 mph. These stations-400 in all- would cost about $300,000 each."
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 31/01/2026
The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️
morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill:  I got us some drugs.
Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs.
morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.
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Sky Burkson @skyburkson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Giving tours of the Deconstruction of Time [Paper Chrono Trigger]on your platform of choice — Instagram Tour: www.instagram.com/p/DTvhT_Yjt_h/ Tiktok: www.tiktok.com/@skyburkson/... YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfoW...
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Mars @errinnys.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Edit scene from a Simpson’s episode with the memes Steamed Hams scene where Chalmers and Skinner look at an aurora boeralis in Skinner’s kitchen
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 11/01/2026
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A screenshot of someone's player character in pokemon legends z-a after the battle with kyogre holding the blue orb but the blue orb is pokemon rumble spheal
Item description
NEW - Blue orb
A shiny blue orb that is said to have a deep connection to a legend of the Hoenn region.
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Buttercup Festival @buttercupfestival.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Haunted tree: Buttercup Festival 3-362
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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A good birb @birbzone.com · 27/12/2025
@thisyearsbug.bsky.social help i need to find that fake(?) tweet where someone says “kill yourself, fat” or something along those lines
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Just got horrifying news about the conditions where German is being held so I'm sharing the gofundme again. Please share widely and donate if you can gofund.me/575c7a343
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Entirely green men in my area Green men near me now I need these men greener Men are too purple Make men greener Completely green men duckduckgo
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
#1990 rb.gy/vgfqwd rb.gy/ngau98
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Dross @deadwooddross.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Skitter likes your shinies, got anymore?
A snouty imp holds a necklace in its teeth
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laura @godheadheavyindustries.life · 09/12/2025
so insanely fucking real for this
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A good birb @birbzone.com · 01/12/2025
Bluesky would be so much better if the boys in the lab could tune to the algorithm to only show posts to people who would get the joke
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/12/2025
Unmute for sound
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RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle
$150RARE: 1980's Garfield whistling tea kettle
$150
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
(At night) I feel like you don't hear much about the sun anymore.
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Maggie Rudy @maggiemice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The really awful thing about this is the downward-causation path it cuts, though people's psyches. It encourages people to give in to destructive, degenerate fantasies that things were better in their version of the "good old days." That is the fertile ground into which fascism is planted.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
They make games and movies like they used to. So many of them. Same with books. But the mechanisms you learned about them were totally gutted and changed to only amplify shit that's already popular. It's still there! You're just mostly on your own to find it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 14/11/2025
Ichabod Crane and Rip van Winkle walking down a spaceship hallway
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