Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 2hI've reached a dangerous milestone: Fluoddity.com now runs fast enough on my phone to be fun 😬 1261
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 5hLook what they need to mimic a fraction of our power 0402
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Apparently Claude code can spin up artifacts on Claude.ai! I asked for an html comp file of some different UI designs and CC offered to publish it as an artifact so I could easily bring it up on my phone. Very cool 360
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Phone performance is now up over 1400% from when I started this endeavor! 60hz -> 900hz on my 6 year old pixel. 💪 1320
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Performance optimization is too fun. I'll gleefully spend so many tokens (mine and Claude's) on A-B tests to squeeze an extra 40% out of Fluoddity.com on my particular hardware. Meanwhile, what effect does this have on the median user and their iPhone? No fucking idea 000
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fluoddities everywhere for those with eyes to see 0400
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Opus, you little scamp (Taken on my phone cause no room for screenshots at a time like this) 0120
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is bullshit I could be vibecoding right now 4852
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent a few hours wrangling Claude to try and improve Fluoddity.com performance on very low end machines. We achieved a ~500% throughput increase on a 🥔! My phone gets a more modest +150% Curious to see how this translates to powerful desktops Opus is really smart A+ 3441
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Opus 4.8: "This is just the central limit theorem wearing a Fourier hat" 2312
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This time it happened with 0% remaining Claude for the week so now I just have to live with it for a while. 1371
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Claude when I actually know what I'm talking about for once: 0310
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Star-Crossed Waterfall Another way to render 2d Fluoddity: Let time be the third dimension and trace the paths of individual particles as tiny threads. 9577
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026No need for a microfacet model when you've got microfacet geometry 1462
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Experimenting with path tracing some 2D Fluoddities 3261
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I'm still so entranced by the 'emergent physics' that can be coaxed from a swarm of 300k particles. Each 'Atom' consists of thousands of particles, all reacting to their local environment according to alien laws that look nothing like real physics. And yet... this is so familiar 2332
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I found a version of the Weaver with wiggles that indicate particle flow along thread segments! Note that passing through a 'thread crossover' reverses the direction of flow. This is what gives the Weaver a braided appearance: Particles flow along each thread segment, giving... 3271
Oops! All Paperclips @all-paperclips.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Truly we are blessed. You just didn't get to read sentences like this in the pre Claude Code era. 1394
