Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I kinda get this because like what if you're trying to listen to a punk rock playlist to get pumped up at the gym and then some shitty Blink 182 song comes on, then it's like "Dude, I was lifting here!" Don't fuck with my gains, bro. Not my gains. 240
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Saw this at HEB last night which I guess means I never have to go to Wisconsin again (I'd still like to though) 110
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just found out Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother was set and filmed here which pushes it higher up my list of anticipated movies for October 120
Reposted by XanderpussLoch NES Monster @codyw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I heard he got ribs added so he'd stop sucking his own dick 1252
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People on r/houston arguing about the Astros chances and someone said no team with a sub .500 record ever made it to the league championship, and buddy, while technically correct, no team with a sub .500 record has ever ever been to the playoffs, so we're in uncharted territory here 020
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hell yeah, suck it dorks who like to say the word "cheaters" in the whiniest voices ever known to exist in the entire 4.6 billion year history of the planet earth. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comAstros become MLB's worst-ever playoff team with AL West titleHouston became the first team in history to reach playoffs with a non-winning record. 370
Reposted by XanderpussJoe @joelastname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026here's what some folks are really saying when they say they haven't played 9 video games, 051
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kenny Cody and Connor Buckingham look *exactly* how you'd imagine men with those names would look 160
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Pretty wild things happened at the improv show last night where most of the troupes realized the point was to make people laugh, but one duo apparently thought the point was to work through their relationship issues humorlessly and overwrought in an almost too intimate near whisper 690
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I live here and I've never heard "choosin Texas" though I have heard of it, but that's due to the riaa bots that pop into my various Texas news feeds. Similarly, I'd never heard "walking in Memphis" when I lived there but had heard of it. Still haven't heard it & I doubt my life is any worse for it 140
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saw the younger brother of an old friend I haven't seen in over 20 years at ninfas of all places. I almost never eat at ninfas. Except tonight I guess. 010
Reposted by XanderpussBruce 🤙😎🤙 (Li’l Jersey) @bruce69420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oasis is just The Beatles if they were British. 271
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"The Sound of You Sick", a movie about a nun becoming part of a family and set in Salzburg, Austria on the eve of the Nazi takeover, except instead of singing, everybody's vomiting 220
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Come drink your boiling hot coffee at noon in July in Houston, tough guy 130
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I was a software developer, I'd build new versions of my software with none of the same options as previous versions, and I would also ensure that none of my technical training modules were trained on the new systems just to ensure all my new customers hated my product. 271
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026John Cleese is just British Chevy Chase if Chevy Chase had been just one degree less arrogant 1181
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If we still lived in a monocultural society Houston would be poised to break through to the greater national consciousness the way Seattle did in the 90s, and in that respect, I'm glad society is so fractured I don't have to share it and y'all don't get to dilute it 110
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kid my youngest daughter hnew since kindergarten was shot and killed yesterday in an apparent gang conflict. I'm surrounded by gun violence lately, but please tell me more about how trans people shouldn't play sports 290
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Texas ain't in play. I've heard this song and danced this dance way too many times. Feel free to prove me wrong though. I could use a comeuppance. 480
Reposted by XanderpussDik Liquor @chaensaw.com · 20/09/2026Trump 2 was only possible because of Biden. Trump 1 was only possible because of Obama. Dubya was only possible because of Clinton. Every Republican regime gets more lawless and corrupt because Dems don’t actually give a shit. 261
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Power surge at the minor league park knocked out the lights and the displays. Last weekend of the season lol 130
Reposted by XanderpussBig Poppa Love Fighter @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s so hard to cook the taco meat just right without ruining the raisins 4101
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Decided to finally develop a personality beyond the brands I consume and I'm a little scared 250
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026GhatGPT, how to I convince gf to come to a show for the band called Mannequin Pussy 120
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sitting on the dirty throne contemplating last night's less than ideal dietary decisions while sifting through the scattershot brain worms of the friends I hold in my pocket computer. Bliss. 020
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sitting in the garden with a bee buzzing my head like a discarded can of coca-cola in a picnic area garbage can. Bliss. 350
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ice coffee and listening to a late 90s/early aughts jam band adjacent festival circuit CD this morning. Bliss. 120
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gonna start ending all my skeets with the word "bliss" so y'all know how much everything, especially the little things, creates meaning for me 130
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"GET HARD OR GIVE ME 50 PUSH-UPS, MAGGOT" "But sir, I can't.. I can't under these circumstances.." "SHOW ME YOUR ROCK HARD COCK RIGHT NOW OR I WILL GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT AND SKULL FUCK YOU" 0152
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026An entire box of kaju katli eaten before I got a chance to have one piece 100
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I'm just a smol bean claiming the moral high ground I guess 🤷 040
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sometimes I hate that I grew into an old middle-aged man and can't drink and smoke and get into bar fights anymore 020
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If it helps you to spend money supporting small artists, then I should note that none of these albums are by Ed Sheeran 040
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If owning CDs/records is your thing, every album I've purchased from this local label has been fantastic www.splicerecordstx.com/store/musicsplicerecordstx.comMusic — Shop — Splice Records 030
Xanderpuss @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Q: Why isn't Mitch McConnell a vegetarian? A: Because he's NOT a CANNIBAL, you MONSTER!! 020
Reposted by XanderpussDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I have absolutely no idea how people in 2050 will justify rehabilitating trump, I just know for certain that it will happen, because I fully remember how people in the 00s used to talk about george w. bush like he was the antichrist, which he was 1363
Reposted by XanderpussAndrew Dressel @adressel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This is the whole thing and all any Dem candidate needs to say. Just say that “the transgender community are people trying to live their lives. The GOP has decided to make them a target because they have no answers on the issues that actually matter to people.” No need for anything more. 021
