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eduardo

@itellyouwhat.bsky.social
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Queer mess of a Mexican-American writer. Absolute sicko about pro-wrestling (AEW🤼) Fond of the weird. Fuck ICE, AI, and transphobes.

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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big Sock wants you to believe they're the only game in town when it comes to middlemen between your foot and a shoe. We could be wearing flip flops in boots on distant planets by now in a just world.
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Justin Clark @justinofclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's been said by many this week: Gravity forgot. We won't. #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky
The Death Riders around Pac's empty chair
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Danielson coming out of retirement for the bastard #AEWDynamite
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WARDLOW?
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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it. 🖤 #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not sure how much I'll post during the PAC tribute show. I hope everyone is doing well and if you can't handle watching it that's okay. Be well and take care of each other!
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All I'm going to say is that a pretaped youtube show could have gone up earlier today or tomorrow. It was a deliberate choice not to do that.
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Dr Queso De La Muerte @drquesodelamuerte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
soy el señor Brightside 🎵🎵🎶🎶
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Stick (Bastard Forever) 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🩸 @diflas-iawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of very sad people decided they're very brave and set up bluesky accounts just to start trouble about PAC. Please dive head first into the nearest puddle.
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bro. Not Pac. Fuck man.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We're rocketing to extinction as a species, but those 4-color ink pens were pretty neat
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's time for a Small Soldiers sequel.
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Scott Medlock @scottmedlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you bring Starbucks, I will judge you, but only because of your lack of solidarity with @sbworkersunited.org
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Captain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 26/09/2026
I take a bottle of jack to all my job interviews and challenge each interviewer to a drink off to the death. Ive never lost a duel.
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Del Potter PhD @drdelpotter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Next time you’re struggling to pay for gas or groceries, remember this image.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
3rd amendment absolutist purely based on the fact that my house is a mess.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This was such an easy layup. I don't get it. "I do not want to infringe upon the civil rights of any American--and of course that includes Americans who are trans."
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
Alt: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/09/2026
Behold, the prelaunch is open for the graphic novel of The Murderbot Diaries: All Systems Red!
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 24/09/2026
(to the tune of All Night Long by Lionel Richie)
B.D. Wong
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why get this loser shit when you can get a Tamagotchi Paradise and watch a ladybug get infinite dopamine from a goshapon machine?
Blue Tamagotchi Paradise shows a ladybug creature in front of a goshapon machine while a pink creature underneath merrily jumps over an obstacle course.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t wanna be an alpha. Bitch I’m tryna frolic
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Soldiers march on lead by those with wolves of true heart. They don't use their tongue to question the shape of the road ahead but to count their sharpened teeth that they may sink as many as possible into the enemy. That's why I've partnered with Quip - Loved by mouths. Backed by science"
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Having to watch the inferior streaming version of Queer As Folk because the library DVD is damaged 😭 The generic beep boop ass soundtrack is a travesty!
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FTR: "We're gonna win" Bucks: "We're gonna win" Copeland: "We're gonna win" Cage: "I fucked all of your moms" #AEWDynamite
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Another Latine joins the United Empire? Let's fucking go Speedball!!! #AEWDynamite
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Handlebar-Orion X.🟦ᴺᵉʳᵈʸ ᵖʳᵒᵍʳᵉˢˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵠᵘᵃᵈʳᵒᵒⁿ ʲᵉʷ @handlebarorionx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎵Iyut's beeeeen🎵 #AEWDynamite
static.klipy.com
Barenaked Ladies - It's Been One Week Music Video
ALT: Barenaked Ladies - It's Been One Week Music Video
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I could listen to Creed read the Arch Linux install guide. #AEWDynamite
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"HE WHAT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE????"
Close up crop of wrestler Austin Creed's face
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
while I'm skeeting about books I also want to say Emily St. John Mandel's Exit Party has me in a chokehold by how much I enjoy it. It's so mysterious.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finished the new Silvia Moreno-Garcia book today and now I've got a hankering to watch some telenovelas.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its bi visibility day ______________^__ / //// | / ----> 💗💜💙 < ( ' ) ------/ / /▪︎▪︎/ / / /▪︎▪︎/ / perceive us, | | | | motherfuckers -------
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We've been having an absolute blast watching Queer as Folk US by borrowing the DVDs from the library. Just got the notification my hold for season 2 is ready for pickup!
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll show you an astronomical fall.
wtop.com
Astronomical fall begins Tuesday: What the autumnal equinox means for skywatchers – WTOP News
Expect darker skies and celestial sights as astronomical fall arrives Tuesday night.
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I read too many Cathy comics all at once, so now I have a head ack.
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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nathan Fielder making a skeptical face from a trailer for You Can See Everything, a documentary he made about Elizabeth Holmes. oh, also, his face and hair and clothes are colored to make him look like the Joker. you know, the Batman villain? white face, green hair, purple suit. which, if you've seen any of Nathan Fielder's shows, you know he's about Joker's equal as far as evil masterminds go. maybe more than, actually. Joker would just poison you with Smilex. Nathan Fielder would Truman Show your ass and ruin your trust in reality for the rest of your life
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
11 SECONDS 😭😭😭
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shintigercurl @shintigercurl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#AEWCollision "death riders fight and eat different. look at this. we eating lucky charms. clauido got the prize. it's a whistle! andrade, you eatin' captain crunch? REGULAR CAPTAIN CRUNCH?! BUMP THAT! MAGICALLY DELICIOUS, BITCH"
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Lavinia[soft butch extraordinaire] @effeneffervescent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hot, horny divorced man Vs lil angry hump dance man. This may have been booked just for me, y'all.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
iran we agree to your terms
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kb @allkbwrestling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
when my head hits the pillow at night, after a social gathering.
A little green owl waving and saying “let’s rescue your mistakes”
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ALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Six seasons and movie
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JOE DIRT (2001)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every week more and more of this website becomes fans of professional wrestling and I feel like the endpoint of all this is Weird Al having an AEW match
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Will Osprey and his two emotional support latinos. #AEWDynamite
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