Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 07/06/2026When one of the kids wakes up at 1pm & wonders what there’s no bacon left.static.klipy.comFleabag Hot Priest Piglet SceneALT: Fleabag Hot Priest Piglet Scene 010
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 06/06/2026My plans for today include bacon butties, Widow’s Bay & winning the lottery. I’d settle for 2 of 3 as long as one is the lottery. 2203
Reposted by Paulthepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Featuring: @accordingtojond.bsky.social @thegaychingy.bsky.social @marygillis.bsky.social @dreadships.bsky.social @raxkingisdead.bsky.social @theciscokidder.bsky.social @bingowings14.bsky.social @im-all-id.me @superbreeze.bsky.social and @hansmollman.bsky.social Thank you.media.tenor.coma little girl is sitting on a bed and saying `` thank you you da best '' .Alt: a little girl is sitting on a bed and saying `` thank you you da best '' . 261
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Trick people into thinking you’ve had a tattoo done by wrapping one of your body parts in cling film. 062
Reposted by Paulthepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Our 50 Favourite Funny Bluesky posts of 2025. www.thepoke.com/2025/12/17/o... 710725
Reposted by Paulkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 03/11/2025was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it 19728125
Reposted by PaulPaul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. 717320
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Happy birthday @beeclaudia.bsky.social Take my my hand, let’s have another adventure x 0151
Reposted by PaulOonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask why the fuck your country keeps doing things *against* you. 17114
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I’m excited about something but I just can’t remember what it was. 160
Reposted by PaulOonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 15/10/2025That feeling when you finally turn on the heating.media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt is walking down stairs with the words i 've done it nowAlt: Louis Spence running down a fire escape saying 'They can't stop me. It's too bleedin late. I've done it now.' 2302
Reposted by PaulCarlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 10/10/2025each day on this planet is worse than the last 76811
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 09/10/2025We’ve had the heating on.media.tenor.coma cardboard box that says box of shame with a cat sticking its head outALT: a cardboard box that says box of shame with a cat sticking its head out 140
Reposted by PaulBeau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like? 2033496
Reposted by PaulThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised. 18545546722398
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Me: Have you ever tasted cat food? Interviewer: No, I meant questions about the job. 051
Reposted by Paul𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2023Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them. 10356128
Reposted by Paul𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2024I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts. 27976295
Reposted by PaulUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/10/2025when you totally misread the vibe 1135870
Reposted by PaulMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Yeah, it doesn’t look quite right as cabs go, but this is no way to boost its confidence. 111549
Reposted by PaulMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 09/10/2025“I don’t need to wear deodorant” ~ people who need to wear deodorant 419744
Reposted by PaulPaul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 04/10/2025[My first day as a detective] Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer. Witness: All I can see is our reflection. Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms. 112434
Reposted by Paul☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 09/10/2025"I came into money," I whisper to the cashier while handing them a sticky thousand dollar bill. 0127
Reposted by PaulLizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 09/10/2025every time I see a photo of J. K. Rowling all I see is Voldemort in a red wig 32910
Reposted by PaulKath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown 5411401194
Reposted by PaulRetroSteveUK @retrosteveuk.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Almost related .. 2000ADcomic writers have been making up fake swear words for years (eg. Drokk). My favourite is "Funt" from the Sinister Dexter comic strip. 021
Reposted by Paulfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Couple moved in next door. Old bloke lived there before had a beautiful garden. He spent every day in it. New guy ripped out everything & put fake grass in. So I've planted trees next to the boundary that will fill his lawn with dead leaves in the autumn. This one's for you Alf 40182295
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 05/10/2025People don’t spontaneously combust as much as they used to. 7225
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 05/10/2025When you really fancy some toast & you look in the fridge & spot the butter but it turns out to be unsalted.media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress is standing in front of a bar and the words devastated are on the bottomALT: a woman in a black dress is standing in front of a bar and the words devastated are on the bottom 150
Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 04/10/2025[My first day as a detective] Me: It's one way glass he can't see you. Just point at the killer. Witness: All I can see is our reflection. Me: Ah, ok. Everybody swap rooms. 112434
Reposted by PaulGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 04/10/2025The trouble with middle age is that nothing prepares you for those annoying hairs which sprout in places where you'd least expect them - like the fridge. 0185
