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Carlos Eagle

@mexicoseagle.bsky.social
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 8h
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 11h
just dumped my libertarian girlfriend. she just isnt attracted to me physically. all the same i regret shouting "THEN GO OGLE RON PAUL!"
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 16h
I think I might raise some rates of my own
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yolo
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone have a favored dive boots brand
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only reason I miss twitter is seeing people mad at the local weatherman. He should come here so we can be mad at him here.
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
was threatened w/ crucifixion by a major author over my fanfics...could go public but tbqh i did stretch the Da Vinci Code universe too far
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man if I had a plastic surgery practice I Would be dropping leaflets from cessnas on chelsea mannings apartment like come to my clinic NOW
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sucks that all the good news now is just that some bad news has been postponed
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was smoking a cigarette and drinking a pepsi, naked, in my apartment, when tony romo shook hnasd with george bush before the 9/11 nfl game
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ymy sunglasses are huge
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed job posting

Social Media Content Creator & Lube Technician

Grease Monkey Laramie, WY 82072

$15 - $17 an hour

Full-time
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a certified panty droppa, that is to say, an OBGYN
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
山工乙丹尺刀__乃∪尺ㄗ___6969
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHEN - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN MADE OF WHEED AND BLUNT'S , "DYSTOPIA IS SO SCARY, IMAGINE IF WE LIVED IN A WORLD WHERE YOU WERE CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTED BY A GADGET YOURE AFRAID TO LOSE, AND YOU CAN STILL GET PIMPLES IN YOUR 30S AND 40S, THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP, WHEN DO PIMPLES STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday to all my friends!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not big on the idea of tech implants but if there was a way to have my gut track calories, I'd probably get cyberstomach
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they're saying what they're saying
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your corporation is something like a guardian angel who's able to bend the rules of reality in your favor
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Caron Butler and Kelly Olynyk have roughly equal athleticism
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no!
No! Mom! Don’t come in! I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash!
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really excited about the new lenses!
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If my friend Mike who was disfigured by a glass shower dower is reading this, please contact me
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
theres no more appels thanks to one guy
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Amir Khan is an incredible fighter and yet I feel that Canelo will defeat him
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate when you get back from the beach and shower and find a bunch of seaweed in your butt-crack. The only thing worse is not going to the beach and finding a bunch of seaweed in your butt-crack.
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm looking like a lot of leather balloons today ladies and gentlemen
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vice turned in John McAfee and Sean Penn turned in El Chapo
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looking at my work calendar and wondering if I have it in me
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the us facilitated the neo-colonization of pakistan by saudi, and saudi is attempting to do the same thing in several other states.
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Essential oils are old hat NY times
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my car is so clean
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People like ramen because it's like eating a ponytail
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anybody learning a language, what are you studying?
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
amazing job on the john fetterman magic card. making him damage you even though you put him into play was a great detail
Kookus
Summon Djinn
Trample
During your upkeep, if you do not control at least one Keeper of Kookus, Kookus deals 3 damage to you and attacks this turn if able.
2: +1/+0 until end of turn
Illus. Scott Hampton
01096 Wizards of the Coast, Ine All rights reserved
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it's embarrassing how american news organizations continue to report pure propaganda about Syria
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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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