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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey i just wanna try something out real quick UNC Head Coach Lane Kiffin
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 11/09/2026
Kansas football has been John Brown Posting all week. Nothing like college football.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I love that for years people assumed this had to be some super esoteric reference but Ken Keeler was just like "no the joke is that the idea of a 10-year-old boy having a friend named 'Mabel' is funny"
Bart Simpson saying "So then I says to Mabel, I says"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
TCU said yeah let’s crank those Troubles right back up
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 05/07/2026
actual take i have: america engaging in naked corruption to benefit the men’s national team is proof that we’re finally a Serious Football Nation and it’s making the euros nervous
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/07/2026
One of the strongest arguments for America I can make is that there’s not another country in the history of the world that could have birthed The Replacements
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
Statue of Liberty, Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi & Gustave Eiffel, dedicated 1886, 📸’s by @natlyphoto, PannaPhoto
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Shenuque Tissera @shenuque.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In 9 months Jalen Mamdani will be born
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
[a tall dark shadow enters the room] “i have an answer for that”, vince carter says
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11/06/2026
He’s like how if you get Goku away from the humans & into some canyons you find out he’s actually evil & addicted to conflict
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Truly one the most spectacular instance of government waste in human history. Dumping hundreds of billions of dollars into a wildly unpopular agency best known for its nonstop domestic terror tactics.
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Chris Kempshall @chriskempshall.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Once again - it becomes a lot easier to understand this modern iteration of fascism if you remember it is constructed by many absolutely terminally online edge lord losers filtered through GamerGate and 4chan. People who have never been funny trying to tell the same in jokes & memes with dead eyes
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/05/2026
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tonight if you’re a New Yorker with children you need to set a good example and get arrested. Prove to your children that you stand for something, particularly New York basketball
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
in case you were concerned, don’t be, I can assure you the San Antonio zoo is letting the animals watch the playoffs
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
sorry to anyone who is like, ride or die for oklahoma city but everything they do to try and hype up the city during thunder games just feels dire to me
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mel in ballhalla 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2026
all of those things are good but it doesn’t erase the fact that legislating is real work and that the current system discourages people who aren’t independently wealthy from serving in office.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Class in the US is entirely a matter of aesthetics now. Rich suburban kids are “country”. Beard Dudes who look like they love IPAs are “working class.” Teachers who make $32,000 a year but have to dress up sort of nice in JCPenney clothes are “elites“. None of these words mean anything anymore.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
They don’t have values. They have a deep-seated desire to hurt someone and are searching for a morally permissible reason to do so. They WANT their targets to be bigots, because they think that makes it moral to be cruel. They will INVENT offenses you committed so they have an excuse to hurt you.
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the nuggets not doing enough to keep tim connelly only to watch the booth-malone dynamic eventually implode without him while he went to minnesota and built the ultimate nuggets foil is the mother of all organizational what-ifs—just as much as, if not potentially more than, the murray injury.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/04/2026
I can think of a lot of more accurate and less flattering terms for dudes who travel to other countries to trap foreign women in subservient relationships than “passport bros”
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It really is wild that Russia pioneered mass fake social media accounts to influence an election, people who took that seriously were mocked mercilessly, and bad actors have spent every day since quadrupling down on that effective strategy
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Brian @bgkeyes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s honestly so crazy how AOC is so good at messaging and politics in general and every DSA freak is the complete opposite and ready to alienate anyone and everyone at the drop of a hat
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Coby White doesn't have to face the doubters anymore. He has finally defeated the Miami Heat in an Eastern Conference play-in game.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump has single-handedly triggered the worst energy crisis in living memory and virtually the entire American body politic is in this narcotized stupor about it, refusing to believe that anything could ever happen, or matter, and scared of being deemed overly partisan if they suggest it could
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's just an objective fact that Republicans like it when mothers die. It's been a core policy plank of the GOP my entire life.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'd be more receptive to "the NBA shouldn't expand rn" arguments if not for the fact enabling the Sonics to leave was a total travesty on the NBA's part and that healing that wound supersedes whatever negative ramifications there could possibly be to this.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I will vote for literally anyone whose platform is “I’m gonna send the people responsible for this to prison”
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Its not exciting, doesnt scandalize your mom, and wont impress a bunch of kids on a discord, but your boring good governance sewer socialist is the politician capital most fears in America
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Another victory for Bari Weiss, lifelong McCarthyite and consigliere of the most openly Nazi presidency in the history of the U.S.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
classic tweet
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the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
respect to the couple in seahawks gear buying a huge bottle of kirkland signature vodka and a rotisserie chicken just after costco opened
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/02/2026
they fired everybody who knows that Puerto Ricans are American
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?
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NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
This is — arguably — a bigger journalistic scandal than Bari pulling the 60 Minutes CECOT report.
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Elizabeth Nelson @paranoiacs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Shirley Povich writing in 1962, with the most immaculate burn conceivable of the Redskins awful, vile owner George Preston Marshall, the last NFL owner to insist on an all white roster: "Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday." RIP WaPo.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/02/2026
once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals
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Jared Dubin @jadubin5.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Not really sure an issue should be described as split if it's essentially 60-40. Or that the lead quote should be from the 40 side. Or that said quote should insinuate that Puerto Ricans are not American.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 29/01/2026
my increasingly curmudgeonly take is that we all, in fact, have responsibilities. politics isn't an arena for self-actualization. it's an arena for public service. this is as true of voters as it is of politicians.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/01/2026
rare to get such a clear glimpse into the mind of someone whose response to problems in his personal life was to blame black people
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
dont forget the democratic establishment refused to endorse this man because they found this kind of language going too far they have always been spineless, gutless, complicit losers. always. but now the heat of the moment is making that fact even more plainly viewed for everyone to see
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Our country was founded on independence — aspirational and clumsily attempted as it was — and has been sullied by this sort of servile, vapid Dick Wolfish law enforcement worship.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 25/01/2026
The govt lying about the killing of a U.S. citizen at the hands of the state, is by itself, a front page a story, worthy of drumbeat coverage, resignations, and impeachments.
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