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Spiders in the Park with Georg

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austin @bainard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Under the Bainard regime we're doing reverse Pol Pot shit. Forced urbanization. Your F-250 is getting cubed.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve been arguing for years that he doesn’t know what a tariff is, but I’ve got to be honest, I thought the basic concept of trade was obvious enough that he would grasp it
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh man, this is such a great story about pro soccer babies getting to travel along with their moms! The team refers to them as their “emotional support babies”
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 08/09/2026
INBOX: To promote its latest spritz brand launch, Campari Group is going to place big mysterious suitcases around NYC on the week of the 25th anniversary of 9/11. Some fascinating choices here.
Sarti encourages consumers to break away from the everyday and add a little more fun, spontaneity, and irreverence to social occasions. To celebrate its U.S. debut, Sarti will bring its "Too Pink to Care" platform to life through immersive experiences in New York City and San Diego featuring unexpected moments, interactive installations and Sarti Spritzes.

Beginning today through Thursday, September 10th, the celebration unfolds across New York City, where oversized mystery pink luggage trunks will appear throughout Manhattan and Brooklyn. These unexpected, immersive moments will introduce consumers to Sarti, with the chance to RSVP for a special launch event. On Saturday, September 12th, Sarti's signature pink vessel will set sail along New York's iconic Hudson and East Rivers, announcing the brand's stateside arrival in unmistakable fashion.
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
one piece of advice i can share as a parent: certain phases can be really tough, but they do pass. around 18 months my son kept demanding that i condemn hasan piker. all day and night too, i was at the end of my rope. now he’s really into fire trucks. it’s always something new
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Nelson’s entry to this year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art
A localized version of Guernica with a loon at the center and a person holding an ICE OUT sign 

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” 

Jennifer Nelson
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“I was scheduled to have the rest of my career”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You want to live like spreadsheet people You want to see whatever spreadsheet people see You want to sleep with spreadsheet people You want to sleep with spreadsheet people like me? But she didn't understand She just smiled and held my hand
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Democracies are entitled to not hand over sovereign power to contractors who are opposed to democratic values. Thats a fundamentally different proposition from blocking contractors for partisan reasons or because they who did not donate to your political campaign.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
keep going 😈
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The immigrant union troops who defended their adopted country from slaver traitors are in fact, proof of concept of American higher ideals having nothing to do with “blood” or “heritage” or whatever cowardly euphemism is in vogue among these pathetic losers
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The people who get paid to keep things exactly as they are have some very well meaning advice for people who want desperately needed change on how to effect that change: wait for a more convenient season. More convenient for who? hey great question—sadly we’re out of time
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
(robert shaw as telemachus) you've got kind eyes. wise eyes. like Athena's eyes
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it's the biggest technological revolution of our lifetimes and you almost never hear about it (because it threatens to bankrupt many of the fossil fuel interests who currently run our society)
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
New meme just dropped
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Jesus. 35 UK universities quietly- without debate - joined the Ministry of Defence’s “Battlefield Alliance” which seeks to “reorientate academia towards Defence and National Security” They’re destroying the social sciences and humanities while militarising the institutions
• Durham University
• Newcastle University
• Northumbria University
• Lancaster University
• University of Cumbria
• University of Lancashire
• University of Liverpool
• University of Manchester
• University of Huddersfield
• University of Sheffield
• University of York
• Loughborough University
• University of Lincoln
• University of Nottingham
• Aston University
• University of Birmingham
• University of Warwick
• King's College London
• Kingston University
• Queen Mary University of London
• University College London
• University of Oxford
• University of Portsmouth
• University of Surrey
• University of Bath
• University of Bristol
• University of Exeter
• University of Plymouth
• University of Edinburgh
• University of Glasgow
• University of Strathclyde
• Cardiff University
• Swansea University
• Queens University Belfast
• Cranfield UniversityFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
14 July 2026
UK Universities Betray Public Trust by Joining MoD's 'Battlefield Advantage' Alliance
Without Debate
A coalition of campaign groups has accused UK universities of quietly integrating themselves into Britain's defence infrastructure after 35 institutions signed up to the Ministry of Defence's Defence Universities Alliance (DUA).
The Ministry of Defence says the alliance aims to "reorientate academia towards Defence and National Security", strengthen links between universities and the defence sector, and translate research into "battlefield advantage".
Campaigners say the move represents a significant shift in the role of higher education and has taken place without meaningful public debate.
Among the founding members are the University of Oxford, University College London, King's College London, the University of Manchester, the University of Edinburgh, Cardiff University and Queen's University Belfast.
"We are witnessing the formal incorporation of Britain's universities into the defence ecosystem," said Jinsella Kennaway, Founder and Executive Director of Demilitarise Education.
"The Ministry of Defence is explicit about its intentions. Universities exist to advance knowledge and foster critical inquiry, not to become pipelines for military research and defence recruitment.
Students and staff deserve to know who agreed to this and why."
Campaigners are calling on all 35 universities to publish the governance documents and board minutes relating to their decision to join the alliance, and to explain whether staff and students were consulted.
Many UK universities already maintain relationships with major defence companies, including BAE Systems, Rolls-Royce, Leonardo, Thales, Lockheed Martin and QinetiQ. Critics argue that the DUA formalises and accelerates the integration of academia, industry and the state.
The coalition warns that, at a time of rising defence spending, universities risk becoming increasingly aligned with governme…
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 13/07/2026
See now this, this is an article we should be dunking on. Sure of course you can build cheaper and faster if you get rid of safety mandates and climate sustainability goals! Those houses will be unfit for purpose literally immediately, but they’ll be built!
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Spiders in the Park with Georg @bergman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is about housing policy, but applies to basically everything
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
of the millions of crimes you can lay at this man's feet -- and at the feet of his reckless enablers -- a not insubstantial one is this: the generational damage he did to your childrens' and neighbors' moral fabrics
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Ghost Astrid @disastridf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is cool (the first one especially)
New legislation signed in Illinois:
HB 4834
Removes testosterone and other hormones from Illinois' list of controlled substances
HB 5095
Enshrines the self-selection process for gender markers on state IDs and driver's licenses
HB 5492
Requires insurance companies to cover up to six months of prescribed hormone therapy
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/06/2026
seeing as europeans are once again arguing this week they don't need AC in a lethal heat wave I invite them to consider the best path forward: calling us hogs while nonetheless quietly adapting to our way of life
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/06/2026
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EBERT: For its thrilling train sequence and ambitious take on the conspiracy thriller genre, I give it two thumbs up.

SISKEL: 1 agree the action is marvelous, but its ideas about faith felt flat. Its ideas about religion were self-serious almost to the point of being silly.
EBERT: He doesn't think discovering aliens would make humans feel anything profound.
That's it for this week
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The correct response to this question, for any and all politicians, is as simple as: why are you asking me about this, it's less common than lightning strikes or alligator attacks. Let's talk about protecting kids from lightning strikes and alligators instead.
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Spiders in the Park with Georg @bergman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
these cretins will, without fail, reveal that they haven’t read a book since ninth grade (Orwell, etc.), didn’t even understand *that* book, hated their teacher for making them read at all, hate anyone who studied or attempted their own literature, and still demand a whiter cast for big poem movie
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😈™ @cooltimesonline.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up
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Michael Deakin @caskapital.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
No hospitality job is worth playing toilet Gestapo. No pub that excludes a specific section of society has any right to call itself a pub. The pub is for everyone or it is for no one. Fuck the EHRC. Fuck Labour.
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Spiders in the Park with Georg @bergman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
OTOH it would be very funny if they cast Rachel Weisz
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Proust Baking Company Recalls Thousands of Madeleines
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/05/2026
ok but we’ve learned laws don’t really matter anymore, the governor should just act and sign the new seats into law just like texas and florida. fuck it
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singlecatlady23.bsky.social @singlecatlady23.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Five dollars? get outta here...
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
There quickly comes a point at which reasonable investigation of a candidate or party leader on the left tips into deranged obsession. Their real crime is to challenge power. They must be demonised and neutralised at all costs. Armies of journalists are deployed to unearth whatever they can.
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Spiders in the Park with Georg @bergman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Waiting for our esteemed PM, whose wife and children are Jewish, and took issue with antisemitism [anti-Zionism] within the Labour Party, to condemn this. Not holding my breath.
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌒 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 04/05/2026
Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.
Screenshot:

ALSO, it's not just little old ladies sewed the first spacesuits," it's "the women from the Playtex Corp were the only ones who could sew within the tolerances needed." Yes, THAT Playtex Corp, the one who makes bras.
Bra-makers sent us to the moon.
And the cool thing with them was that they did it all WITHOUT PINS, WITHOUT SEAM RIPPING and in ONE TRY. You couldn't use pins or re-sew seams because the spacesuits had to be airtight, so any additional holes in them were NO GOOD. They were also sewing to some STUPID tight tolerances-in our costume shop if you're within an eighth of an inch of being on the line, you're usually good. The Playtex ladies were working on tolerances of 1/32nd of an inch. 1/32nd. AND IN 21 LAYERS OF FABRIC.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Don’t be glad that Giuliani died. Be sad that he ever lived.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*taps earpiece*
yahoo.com
Brazil’s Bolsonaro taken to hospital for shoulder surgery
Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro has been readmitted to a hospital in the capital Brasília to undergo shoulder surgery, news portal G1 reported on Friday. The 71-year-old former leader, who i...
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phylan @phylan.website · 26/04/2026
I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing
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Spiders in the Park with Georg @bergman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
For those counting this would be relaunch number 16.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026
i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
One hopes images like this, when paired with the knowledge that everything we burn ends up in that tiny slice of gasses, would help contextualize why we need to move away from energy sources we set on fire. One hopes. Climate communicators should make some hay of this.
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