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beetsbluecheese

@beetsbluecheese.bsky.social
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Anti-ignorance crusader currently spinning plates in the deep dark woods. #HexThePatriarchy

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.
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Janet Weiss @jumptotheleft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Abject ignorance, small-mindedness, and a general sense of apathy isn't new. I mean... There's a reason the cultural stereotype "Stupid American" exists. All Trump did was give these shitty people a comfortable place to express all their ugly, without fear of repercussion.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
OK but a dog and pony show does sound like a lot of fun
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
in my next life i’m gonna come back as an orange cat and spread chaos everywhere
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
guys I’m starting to think snarky comments on the internet might not be enough to save us
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The White House doesn’t need a ballroom… It needs a President.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole." -𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
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beetsbluecheese @beetsbluecheese.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
7.5 mths and 75 lbs… This girl is officially NOT a lap dog. #dogsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
In a blind taste test, 8 out of 10 people preferred fucking around to finding out.
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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Welcome to your 50s. You know every word of “Rapper’s Delight” but you forgot you already bought bananas yesterday and now you’re ready to feed the monkeys you don’t even have.
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beetsbluecheese @beetsbluecheese.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
You lit the match, now taste the fire. #NoKings #MundusSineCaesaribus
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
my milkshake brought seven turkeys, four deer and a possum to the yard
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This year, I resolve to grow fangs, sprout claws, and retreat to the woods to run with a bloodthirsty wolf pack where I truly belong.
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I thought that the anti-christ would be cooler
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
*racking a shotgun* tell me again how my meringues aren’t pillowy enough
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you
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Chris Paul Rainbows 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌈 🇨🇦 🍉 @chrispaulrainbows.com · 18/11/2024
Not your body? Not your business.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
me: i make a mean burrito my burrito: fuck you
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