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Janet Weiss

@jumptotheleft.bsky.social
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A mental mindfuck can be nice...

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LawrieBhoy 🍀 @lawriebhoy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You can tell a lot about a person’s character by how they feel about the state providing school breakfasts for starving children.
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
renamed lake america to lake deez nuts and now i’m president for life
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Beginning to think jumping off this bridge was a bad idea. In my defense, my friends were doing it.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What Republicans say: "I think the president is getting bad advice." What Republicans mean: "I think the president is a fucking moron and I'm too big of a pussy to say so."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Has there ever been a more iconic entrance? Rest in peace, Tim Curry.
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I wish I had a cool nickname but I also hope nobody ever speaks to me again so yeah, it’s complicated.
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Marcus SOBER 5 YEARS @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Fuck the current president of the United States of America.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/06/2026
Me: "Be kind to people. You never know what someone's going through." Also me: "Nice turn signal, dickhead."
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❀𝕀𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕪𝕞𝕒𝕞𝕒❀ @irmaspikeymama.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Is it bad that I’m rooting for the Algae?!?!
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is such a weird insult to lob. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have WIFI & data plans.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The reason nobody cares about the slew of assassination attempts isn't because they were faked (they were) it's because Trump is an asshole and nobody really cares what happens to him.
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Woman in the Moon @sassykadik.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maybe I should have helped attack the capitol so I can afford groceries.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Reporting is not treason. Expressing an opinion on social media is not treason. But attempting to overthrow the U.S. government or actively aiding its enemies, like say compensating the criminals who tried to overthrow the U.S. government, sure seems like treason.
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They say the worst thing you can be is cruel, but I think the worst thing you can be is sticky
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MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 04/05/2026
When I first heard about Rudy Giuliani, I was absolutely devastated that someone thought I cared enough to receive such news.
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
On the list of best American presidents, Trump is ranked 8,647th.
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Janet Weiss @jumptotheleft.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Freezing cold NO KINGS in Morristown, NJ. Democracy showed up!
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Republicans are in charge of the Senate. Republicans are in charge of the House. Republicans are in charge of the Presidency. Republicans are in charge of the Supreme Court. Republicans are to blame for everything.
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/03/2026
Quick note for evangelicals: war in the Middle East doesn't trigger the second coming. Jesus isn’t Beetlejuice.
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
It's true. You can be a war criminal AND a pedophile at the same time.
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/03/2026
American soldiers are being killed because the president doesn’t want you to know that he raped little children for decades. And if I’m wrong, sue me, asshole.
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Eboneezer Goode - FDT - Trump Broke America. @egoode.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You know who’s worse than Trump? Every last motherfucker that’s enabling and empowering him. Traitors all.
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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
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BC Reality @bcreality.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The President of Puerto Rico is a pedophile.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
*sets alarm for 2027
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i don’t want to sound like a bitch but fuck this
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Janet Weiss @jumptotheleft.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Today would be the perfect day for Greenland to release the Epstein files.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
drape me in moss and feed me to the soil
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025
When Bari Weiss refers to her “North Star” I assume she’s talking about Trump’s butthole.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
reducing my news exposure to yelling at passers by on the street “is he dead yet?”
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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Rachel Vindman @natsechobbyist.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
sometimes i get all sentimental about the human race but then i talk to some of them and it’s like oh yeah right
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/11/2025
We had more warnings about Trump than a drug commercial, yet 77 million Americans still voted for anal leakage.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Donald Trump is not a king. He’s not even really the president. by Stephen Miller
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✨💖Jessicat💖✨ @alittlemorewicked.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I don’t know who** needs to hear this, but it’s perfectly reasonable and not unhealthy to feel a sense of relief or schadenfreude when an objectively terrible person, who caused hate and harm, has died in the exact way they found acceptable for others to die. **I know exactly who. We all do.
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Schwatzy aka: Art Schultz - Liberal 🇨🇦🍁 @schwatzi.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water"
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Gnomester @gnomester.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Fuck them all. There was martial law and activists showed up in Tiananmen Square. People must show up no matter what. Let’s not be cowards and say we’re too afraid of martial law to protest. Do not obey in advance!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Always remember no matter how many followers you have you’re overrated
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
To be frank, I would need to change my name
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