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Wiener Herzog

@beernye.bsky.social
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Beer scientist. Hot dad. Short shorts evangelist. FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/08/2025
this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Sending up the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bat-Signal for this
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Had a dream we cut off every oligarch’s head. Things got better.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Absolute Filth. Should be illegal* *Connor McDavid
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
An Beer
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I am never going to die
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
not how I spell that word, but
This Billionaire Quant Is Turbocharging His Trading
Models With ChatGPT-Style AI


quant is not cunt, but it’s what it should be
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Day trip yesterday 3hrz south to Athens OH with the girls. Bought some paw paw trees and a persimmon tree for the backyard. 12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year.
A selection of paw paw tree cultivars in a greenhouse. The College Green in Athens Ohio. The picture was taken right beside the Soldiers and Sailors Monument.A pint of Jackie O’s Mystic Mama IPA.A happy bald mustachioed man with his two beautiful daughters.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
“Solo Dad Dinner” Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight
A can of Fat Head’s Head Hunter beer and a delicious looking homemade beef and cheddar sandwich.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The outfit is so damn good here, too. That new JLC Reverso is so sick.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
Ernest S. Harbaugh, a Cybertruck owner from Ohio, states that 28 children laughed at his Cybertruck after a minor problem resulted in it being towed on a flatbed.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I guess I need to finally write “How many beers could each Batman character drink in a day”
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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/05/2025
CM Pope
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My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Can't spell pope without ope
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/05/2025
so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Look I get performatively not caring about the new pope, I do. But I want you to consider two things: 1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated 2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/05/2025
[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling] YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING [m-m-MORNING] here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute [whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting] now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The worst people in the world are mad.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo, you say?
A picture of Uncle Leo from Seinfeld with a Pope Hat on.
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Tex Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 08/05/2025
A doctored promo photo of Chicago Hope, the old medical TV drama, to say Chicago Pope with a picture of the new pope pasted over Mandy Patinkin
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*taps microphone* *speaking way too close so it reverberates* Papal Bulls
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Does the Eucharist come “dragged through the garden” now?
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The adult converts are furious, never listen to adult converts
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“And Jesus said to his disciples, take this and eat it. It’s Pequods, and it’s got little charred bits on the end that are so good.”
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Emma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
A four-pack of Bob Uecker-branded Usinger’s hot dogs
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hey, lookit that! Fat Heads won some more medals at World Beer Cup this year. Gold for Battle Axe Baltic Porter Gold for Apres Hefe Bernsteinfarbenweizen Silver for Alpenglow Weizenbock 🥳🎉🥳
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Browns
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a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a tear coming out of his eye .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a tear coming out of his eye .
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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a man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face and smiling .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face and smiling .
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The haters are in shambles
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Exqueeze me? A-baking powder? 5000+ PEOPLE?!
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Ghoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Amazing things can happen when you get up in the morning and keep doing the work of punching the ocean in the motherfucking face
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No Purpose Flour @hodgepodge.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Saving this for the next time someone wants to talk shit on here about sports taking over their feed.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fun data point, we didn’t use Twitter once and raised more money than ever this year
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE @newap-georgia.bsky.social @protecttranskids.university @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl
A donation to the New American Pathways /EDSBS Charitibundi Bowl for $50 in the name of Protect Trans Kids Unuversity with a message of “FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE”A handsome bearded man looking out with pride thanks to our donations.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I choked on my drink. This is art.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
A screenshot of Mike F’s old tweet that says “check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Gurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Three piece punk all about killing Nazis. That's the whole thing. "Don't fuck with our family" music. Audio assault. My grandfather dropped into Berlin and killed some Nazis. Taking after Bill Shearman.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I’m doing my part! @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @homefield.bsky.social
A screenshot of a text message thread where someone replied to a scam by letting the scammer know about how they could save 20% off their first order at Homefield Apparel dot com by using the offer code “FULLCAST”
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My wife is going to Scotland with her mom in a few weeks. Much like my family, hers is White Trash™️. She (my Mother in Law) only drinks Budweiser or coffee or water. Here’s my issue: I’m VERY worried she will discover Buckfast….
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ML Brennan @brennanml.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
And right now on trans rights, we're at the line in the sand already. We're at the start of the race, not the end. So no, we are not entertaining going backwards.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
As somebody that loves nuance and context, one of the things that drives me most nuts about these debates is that there are some important policy edges that are worthy of discussion but we cannot have them until we've broadly established the hard line in the sand
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Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Solo dadding tonight. Which means breakfast for dinner, lots of treats, and looney tunes/tom and Jerry.
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