My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 1hDigger is a fantastic movie and it will be a cult classic by 2040. 160
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 1hLewis Hamilton looks like if Zach Woods discovered steroids 010
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 1hThe overhead bar conversations tonight are LIT y'all. Couple who is clearly either (benefit of the doubt) drunk or super jacked on something. She has meth teeth. That's all I'm saying. And now I know that she used to piss on her ex boyfriend. 230
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Man imagine ever in your life thinking "someone from the Alabama Gulf Coast insulted the Florida panhandle and how I must defend its honor' To be clear, I didn't actually insult anyone but that just makes it so much sadder. 380
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you also instinctively sang this to a Switchfoot melody how is your deconstruction going? 2151
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Pretending that you can't say " Isaias" when your last name is fucking Cheriogotis is certainly a choice 060
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Coward ass hurricane afraid to come to Alabama. 4160
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I really don't ask for a lot, but if it could happen while he's in Mobile a mile from my house so that I can bask in the glory of it, that would be just so neat 2330
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026After that Congressional hearing I understand the trade earlier this year. There's not really a place for Giannis when you already have Jeremiah Smith. 030
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh is Congress doing a sportsball today? 1112
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fun trivia question from the other night that's actually a good bit harder than it sounds initially: How many people have been elected President of the United States? 1060
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I fully agree that acting like not knowing elements of pop culture is somehow a badge of honor is stupid. But also insisting that it's a badge of shame not to know them is stupid. It's completely amoral. Watch and listen to what you want to watch and listen to. Stop being weird about it. 180
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Alabama and East Carolina have played once before. Bama won 22-21 on an intercepted 2-point conversion. It's the only time in CFB history that a defensive 2-point conversion was the margin of victory for the game. 062
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I read the screenshots of the piece by Chait and... it sure seems to me like his general take on "wokeness" is the boring Gen X/South Park "caring about things is stupid" drivel. 060
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is super easy. All home games are at 11 am until you stop. 2292
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The only thing keeping me from declaring this a runaway victory for Europe (meaning the Americas had the best food) is pigs. Other than that, if you go category by category, I think the Americas win, or at least draw, in every single one. 470
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There. Is. A. "Prequel". To. A. Christmas. Carol. In. The. Text. Of. A. Christmas. Carol. What the fuck are we doing guys. What... 2160
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I have somehow completely blanked on the name of it, but it was literally across the street from campus, had the best "cult classics" shelf you could imagine, and at one point was named a top 10 video store in the entire US. 430
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/20262 that I could actually pick out of a lineup of faces, 1 that I only know from the discourse #onhere, and then 2 that I kind of vaguely know their names. 730
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This sure seems like a pretty compelling argument that Kalshi should be regulated by the CFTC, doesn't it? 1102
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm probably way behind everyone on this, but I just learned today that Skunk Baxter played guitar on 9 to 5. 150
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Guy who has only seen cuck porn, watching his second piece of media: Getting a lot of 'cuck porn' vibes from this... 0110
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Hey Ni... You know what no nevermind 080
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's a backwards, third-world, corrupt cult and it has zero place in a modern society whatsoever. 5193
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The worst has broken and now it just feels like a cold, so thank God for that 350
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My dad's favorite joke circa 1997: "Did you hear they're changing the name of the Washington Bullets? Yeah, they want a name that isn't associated with criminals, so now they'll just be the Bullets." 0140
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It's kinda crazy that the biggest child star of the early 90s, the biggest child stars of the late 90s, and the biggest child star of the early 2000s have all been eclipsed by their younger siblings now. 120
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The Texas Tech Chainsaw Massacre 2181
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I actually think Ossoff should invite Cruz to the Georgia/Bama game, and show him what it means to be a Georgia fan. Get him really on that Dawgs bandwagon, let him root for a real winner. 3170
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026North Carolina is gonna win the title this year 000
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Really fucking sucks even. 3120
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026And guess where they fucking stole them from 260
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I legitimately thought this was Kiffin at first glance. 4210
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Here to tell you that even in 2026 covid is not fun 2130
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ICE. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them.'" 080
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Always love when I accidentally come to the same conclusion as actually smart people. 050
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've started answering the spam calls and telling them I'm recruiting for a call center and can get them a better job if they want it. Calls went from 4-5 times a day to maybe 4-5 times a month. 150
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Y'all = "the people I am speaking to" All y'all = "you and the group of people you represent." 5202
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026FWIW, all y'all's overly online asses overwhelmingly said Oregon in the Family Feud, but number two was SMU 230
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Please I beg of you, stop saying this. It's not correct and it is just so dumb. 290
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I refuse to argue what fach Dolly Parton would be with people who will have to Google the word "fach" to understand the sentence. 230
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oh no I made a joke and I'm getting sincere replies. 080
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Literally until about 10 minutes ago I was confusing him with Hasan Minhaj and I thought y'all were just being overly judgy of a Daily Show comedian. That shows you precisely how much I know about any of this. 2130
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026lsufootball.net is still not updated and man I'm really not ready for a third icon to die this week. 391
Reposted by My Pun Killed Steve AlbiniDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Not a very good paramedic I guess 1201
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Cher is also 80 and a gay icon I'm just saying 10130
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thinking about that time in high school that our cheerleaders, for a fundraiser, advertised a topless car wash. Which, of course, meant that they didn't wash the roof of your car. But still, dozens of people, including ostensible adults, heard about this concept and just went with it. 1110
My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First time this has happened to me and wow that couldn't be more appropriate. 270