Reposted by Wiener Herzogceej @ceej.online · 02/08/2025this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video 272743416
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 29/07/2025I sing this jingle to myself at least once or twice a month. It’s so perfect. 110
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Sending up the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bat-Signal for this 020
Reposted by Wiener HerzogMichael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Had a dream we cut off every oligarch’s head. Things got better. 0341
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Absolute Filth. Should be illegal* *Connor McDavid 030
Reposted by Wiener Herzog✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/05/2025not how I spell that word, but 423724
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Shit like this makes me even more awestruck by Frank Worsley on Shackleton’s Endurance expedition. “Hey Frank, we need to cross 800 miles of Freezing Cold Murder Ocean, and hit one single small island or we drift away forever and our entire expedition dies” AND HE DOES IT. 070
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Day trip yesterday 3hrz south to Athens OH with the girls. Bought some paw paw trees and a persimmon tree for the backyard. 12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year. 4100
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 17/05/2025“Solo Dad Dinner” Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight 020
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I got lucky on day 1 against you with an easy set of questions. 000
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I tried to do this on ND Nation and 6 different swat teams destroyed my house within 20 minutes 000
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 11/05/2025The outfit is so damn good here, too. That new JLC Reverso is so sick. 000
Reposted by Wiener Herzogmaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me 695307315174
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I guess I need to finally write “How many beers could each Batman character drink in a day” 020
Reposted by Wiener HerzogJonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2025who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI 5054121308
Reposted by Wiener HerzogMy Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Can't spell pope without ope 1414
Reposted by Wiener HerzogTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/05/2025so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything." 51949116
Reposted by Wiener HerzogC.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Look I get performatively not caring about the new pope, I do. But I want you to consider two things: 1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated 2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you” 9529118
Reposted by Wiener Herzogvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 08/05/2025[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling] YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING [m-m-MORNING] here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute [whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting] now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview 678095
Reposted by Wiener HerzogPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The worst people in the world are mad. 1212274324
Reposted by Wiener HerzogTex Western @texwestern.bsky.social · 08/05/2025They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4 66761155
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025*taps microphone* *speaking way too close so it reverberates* Papal Bulls 040
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Does the Eucharist come “dragged through the garden” now? 110
Reposted by Wiener HerzogJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The adult converts are furious, never listen to adult converts 1990550
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“And Jesus said to his disciples, take this and eat it. It’s Pequods, and it’s got little charred bits on the end that are so good.” 000
Reposted by Wiener HerzogEmma Roller @emmaroller.bsky.social · 04/05/2025“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist 384125181638
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Hey, lookit that! Fat Heads won some more medals at World Beer Cup this year. Gold for Battle Axe Baltic Porter Gold for Apres Hefe Bernsteinfarbenweizen Silver for Alpenglow Weizenbock 🥳🎉🥳 000
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Now?… Probably Mr. Brightside or Seven Nation Army? For My Dad? (Almost 70): prob Money for Nothing by Dire Straits 010
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 01/05/2025More like Jim Wankoff /fires small confetti popper into the air 180
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Brownsmedia.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a tear coming out of his eye .ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a mustache and a tear coming out of his eye . 010
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 26/04/2025media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face and smiling .ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is making a funny face and smiling . 000
Reposted by Wiener HerzogGhoulnemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Amazing things can happen when you get up in the morning and keep doing the work of punching the ocean in the motherfucking face 2776
Wiener Herzog @beernye.bsky.social · 19/04/2025It was great and a fun read, but I was expecting a bit more, I think. 100
