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Guynemer

@guynemer.bsky.social
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Doctorb. He/Him. Mostly sports and shitposts. Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.

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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 54m
gonna find the people responsible for this--the people making it, the people who greenlit it, the fans who made it possible--and throw them all into Gitmo
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1h
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 1h
this is a threat
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 6h
occasionally you see birds which make you think, “oh yeah, okay, i can see how these were once dinosaurs”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21h
I’m the guy at NHL HQ who’s in charge of making sure all of our major events get overshadowed by things in other sports, they gave me a huge raise for putting the season opener at 5 pm on a weekday at the same time as Game 1 of the MLB playoffs
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Ani Bundel @anibundel.com · 20h
Muse Can See Everything
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 20h
Anyway, most days in this job are terrific Some days, however, are bad. Some are worse. Then, there was today. I am so furious and depressed man
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 20h
Any of y’all have the experience of being followed by an extremely well known person and suddenly wondering what the hell you did and they are going to be sorely disappointed by your usual poasting
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22h
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 22h
exhausted 70s kids to their parents:
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 23h
absolutely slammed my left knee into the exam table, just blasted the thing, barely managed to keep from cursing a blue streak in front of a 7-year-old also fighting off a wee bit of a right plantar fasciitis gonna need to roll myself down the stairs and out to my car, we're doing great today
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Top Whatever placed filth kings Iowa at number one because it's what we deserve channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
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THE 2026 TOP WHATEVER: WEEK FOUR
Eat shit, America; here’s Iowa football.
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 29/09/2026
College fraternities and coaches who don’t give water breaks are all much, much bigger threats to college athletes than trans people.
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
whatever the O/U in Lions-Panthers is this weekend, take the over
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hahahah this sucks man
Did We Really Get Beat That Bad?

oh hey Michigan-Iowa, whatcha doin all the way over there
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seeing Michigan in the good quadrant here is very weird I’m not looking forward to the “did we really get beat that bad” success rate graph this week
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Krillion #75 🦐 380 🏮🐟🐟🐟🦑🏮🦑 Hell yeah
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 28/09/2026
As promised, the full Michigan Marching Band performance of the Lord of the Rings show, with Yo-Yo Ma. youtu.be/cIw6vpfDIus?...
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Lord of the Rings with Yo-Yo Ma - Sept. 26, 2026 - Michigan vs Iowa - Michigan Marching Band
YouTube video by Michigan Marching Band
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They went 32 of 64 in Save situations, and 72 of 132 in Hold situations. If they blow only HALF of those 32 saves, which would still be a lot of blown saves, they go 92-70. Just impossible their bullpen was THAT bad this year.
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Attn: @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com
KISS pinballLots of pinball, old and new
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At least this went well www.maptap.gg September 26 100🎯 96🔥 99🔥 92🏆 99🔥 Final score: 967
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USC does not appear to be a well coached team
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
holy shit I missed it, Wisconsin beat Penn State?! That's fuckin hilarious
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cincinnati about to go 4-0, behind Coach of the Year candidate Scott Satterfield
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, can someone justify why it is not grounding if the QB is out of the pocket? why does that matter?
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oregon appears to be dead set on blowing this
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cmon wazzu
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm so confused by the game today Underwood made one Very Bad No Good Play, and was otherwise excellent, easily the best game he's had, especially considering the defense he was playing against. Michigan's biggest weakness took major steps forward. and yet
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
looks like aggr is gonna hang onto the travelling rutgr for another week they play... oh lord, they play Arkansas next week that is gonna be some brutalist football
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is just going to be a deeply stupid season of football, isn't it
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know why we were running a spy on that last play either, but whatevs
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fucking penalties
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is just going to be a deeply stupid season of football, isn't it
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
jesus I thought that had it there
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what the hell is that flag?
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 26/09/2026
y’all criticizing iowa for kicking a field goal like blaming a goat for pooping in your living room. they’re gonna do that. you know they’re gonna do that
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they gave up yardage AND they gave up time!
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
incredible game management by Kirk Ferentz (derogatory)
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Joe R @gothanfc.com · 26/09/2026
university of iowa crest with iowa football players huddled in middle
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
illegal formation there on Michigan
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spots have been all over the place in this game as is tradition
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Hoover Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 26/09/2026
But 19-14 activates Michigan's War Dad multiplier.
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
uncle fucker
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Is Bryce Underwood A Good Quarterback" - the greatest thread in the history of Bluesky, locked by a moderator after 12,239 skeets of heated debate,
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hell yeah Bryce
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tummy hort
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Guynemer @guynemer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
he was across the line AND the receiver was out of bounds
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sounds of eating this should be the National Anthem
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