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In the movie, Elon’s kidnapped by ICE and spends two years in the torture camp as his supervillain origin story. Then South Africa, where he tries to unite the continent against the West. But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

It would be such sweet poetic justice if Elon spent months illegally seizing offices and ruining peoples lives, only to have it happen to him weeks later

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

this is the exact amount of online I am

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

start a third party, elon! everyone who failed before just wasn’t smart enough!

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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

she spread on my sheets till i sum()

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

hahaha accidentally snuck into a private event at the Fellow storefront, to check out their new espresso machine AMA

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Executioner: Any last words? Me: Sparn Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean Me: Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

home is where the browser cookies are

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

reality needs some zealots of its own

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

And that colon polyp is now National Security Advisor

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

my entire apartment smells like curry 🤤

chicken tikka masala base bubbling on the stove

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I am SO bad at getting enough sleep, especially winding down at night anyone struggled with that and found a way to crack it? #FitnessSky

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Mark Sample @samplereality.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

one more reason to ride a bike as much as possible, to as many places as possible

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

officially down 20lbs in 20 weeks then kept it off for a month! 🥳 might be ready to do another cut soon GOOD LORD will I be happy when this is over lmao

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

the last one was an entire loaf of garlic bread that they hollowed out and stuffed with bbq ribs AND SIDES

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

got so excited about seeing my quad muscles for the first time that I sent my friend an unsolicited thicc pic™️

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

even the cheesiest pizza begins with a single slice

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

my fat loss diet is weak against ice cream damage (2 for 1 deal)

tillamook french vanilla and waffle cone swirl

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

hot take: I don’t even want YOUR read receipts

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

going viral is so weird. what do you mean it was reposted by the BBC, a YA novelist, and “baba yaga’s chicken shack”

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

your pope name is: last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name Pope-peroni VIII

homemade sourdough pizza overflowing with cheese, basil leaf slices, and toasted pepperoni

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

betting markets have never implemented the theory correctly, but they’re especially broken when you literally *cannot* know anything in advance

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

deep dish pope

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Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

WOKE POPE SHOCK - supports poor, needy - gone too far?!

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

can I get a ruling on whether we do occasionally, in fact, “gotta hand it to” andrew tate?

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

thinking about how many people went to threads just because you can go more viral there

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mcc @dryad.technology · 05/05/2025

I saw Tim Berners-Lee's NeXT box when I visited CERN and what blows my mind is the faded torn sticker saying "This machine is a server DO NOT POWER IT DOWN". There was some point in time that was the only web server on Earth. "Do NOT turn this computer off the World Wide Web is on it"

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

one might argue 80 is too many degrees

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

I always thought the 20% fudge factor on labels was because of natural variance in farming and manufacturing processes but it’s WAY MORE than that! youtu.be/UuN5HXctmYk?...

youtu.be

Why they can't actually count the Calories

YouTube video by Howtown

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

one of the best meal prep days

closeup of the crispy cheesy crust on a whole ass detroit style pepperoni pizza 🤤

4 lunches in tupperware: pork chop, mashed sweet potatoes, and roasted veggies

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

I accidentally a temporary tattoo that lasts for weeks 😂 it’s growing on me though??

me in a button up shirt with the sleeve showing from under rolled cuffs

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Sara B. @saraboboltz.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

heading to the Christian Performance Shorts for Children store, want me to pick you up anything

youtube ad featuring two children. the compression shorts’ inner liner has Secret Christian messaging

close up with one of the kids hiking up his shorts to reveal the liner with a cross in the strike is a woodblock print, and the text “my identity is in christ”

it’s like those chinese characters tattoos that it turns out make no sense to native speakers, but creepy

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Jonathan Howard @jhoward.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

this woman is a political genius

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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

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