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Beer Laimbill

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thirty or forty years old with two young children, please excuse me I am very tired

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.
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Jessica @jewishreader.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know I am three days late on this but please enjoy the greatest shot in the history of basketball.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A horse is a horse Of course of course Unless you’ve been forced By a horse of course If so of course you can become The bureau’s Mr. Fed
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that's right Jimbo, sola fide *is* bullshit, many people are saying this
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hello pals, i am back in the parenting advice chair this week, on the topic of fragility defector.com/what-do-i-do...
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What Do I Do About My Fragile Kid? | Defector
Welcome back to Minor Dilemmas, where a member of Defector’s Parents Council will answer your questions on surviving family life. Have a question? Email us at minordilemmas@defector.com. This week, Al...
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, who had the range to star in the two greatest movies about a mutiny in the middle of a transatlantic sea voyage, and also the crew occasionally breaks into song
Tim Curry as Dr. Petrov in The Hunt for Red OctoberTim Curry as Long John silver in Muppet Treasure Island, and also Sweetums
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
three hundred and thirty million books
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As with American culture, Dolly sought to represent the best of what southern culture can be, in defiance of the no-good peckerwood assholes who try to define it at its worst
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Olivia Miles is running the offense for the best team in the WNBA while shooting 50-40-90 and leading the league in NBA Street Moves Per Game AND SHES A ROOKIE
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
am I going crazy or does natalie harp look a little bit like urban meyer
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 19/08/2026
“Stimulants are bad for you unless you have ADHD”, says a person living in a world built by caffeine and nicotine
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
college football season is so close i can taste it (it tastes like fried catfish out of the river)
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ball knower
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 14/08/2026
now this is a hell of sentence: "A recommender that’s a mediocre predictor of what you’d love in a rich, diverse world becomes an excellent predictor of what you’ll click in the impoverished one it creates." laurenleek.substack.com/p/temperatur...
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Temperature Zero for Culture: Why Everything Is Starting to Look the Same
What 640 London shopping streets, 4,000 Billboard hits, a million films and synthetic AI personas tell us about why everything is flattening into sameness and how to regulate the algorithms behind it.
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the wnba alienating their core audience for the sake of people who wouldn’t watch a wnba game to save their child’s life is a bold gambit, to be sure
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Diego Nicolás Argüello @diegoarguello.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the image of shinji from evangelion sitting on the chair but it's inside the criterion closet
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Nick P @npilon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A mocked up screen in the style of a 1990s emergency broadcast screen. The top and bottom text reads: “emergency alert system - civil danger alert”. The smaller text in the middle reads: “tariff grandpa has awoken. Tariffs to 10000%”
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s absolutely insane how little criminal Ken Paxton’s more than a decade of fraud, money laundering, embezzling and abuse of power are spoken about or even scrutinized as if we are meant to forget that he was under criminal indictment for 9+ years. Texas has a crook problem.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
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Alisdair Calder McGregor @acmcgregor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
To my understanding, this is an accurate summation of the state of schism:
The "Myth of Consensual Sex" meme, but instead it's "The Myth of Apostolic Succession" with the consecrating and consecrated Bishops of SSPX saying "I consent" and Pope Leo XIV wielding a baseball bat saying "I don't"
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
me: but let’s just say there IS no Big Boi and you’ve got two guys dressing like Andre. that’s just a more talented version of LMFAO that people would have NEVER accepted in the era of Biggie and Tupac my kid’s friend: I think I’m ready for you to take me home now
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Julie Vatabb-Open @unlox.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
jumping in on the new personality quiz
elaborate inside joke, don’t mind me
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 12/06/2026
still thinking about this fan getting nuked to hell
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
America 250:
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
However the Ocarina of Time remake turns out, they must keep this scene as is.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
A man in a bathroom sings to himself "Oh I'm Poopin'... I'm poopin'" His dog barges in. He asks it "what do you want?" The dog simply wags its tail.
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Raymond Smuckles saying "daaamn! that answer could use some work!"
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cinnamon @cryptidcuisine.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
bottom surgery
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’ve one of these and it is indeed a very satisfying controller
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Ryan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 31/03/2026
My official statement on Trans Visibility Day:
Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem.
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fuckface "squeaky" from:me @skeet.best · 25/03/2026
rumpus room at the Black Lodge
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
'Wokeness' is just a pejorative term for a conscience that's been reshaped by the norms of the post-civil rights era to affirm equality more fully than ever before in American history
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/03/2026
Twin Peaks and how to get back up when evil roams your streets aftermath.site/the-work-twin-...
Twin Peaks
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
happy 25th Anniverary of Randy Johnson Killed A Bird That One Time Day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_o...
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Randy Johnson Hits Bird
YouTube video by Wyatt Sexton
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keitaniguchi.bsky.social @keitaniguchi.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I saw someone describe DLSS5 as "Incel Shading" and I am furious at how good a joke that is.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/03/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I want to be clear that a load bearing pillar of fighting fascism is exactly this
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I just clued into the Afroman defamation lawsuit. Amazing. Absolutely amazing content. Actually, it surpasses mere content. It is art.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026
This is an Official Library Stan account.
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Beer Laimbill @beerlaimbill.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I am now watching Sunset Boulevard for the first time and I am way too stoned to handle the epiphany that David Lynch styled himself after Joe Gillis and Donald Trump styled himself after Norma Desmond
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
COME AND SEE (1985)
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
leland palmer in the black lodge
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I don’t know how people do more than two without another grownup in the house. A friend of mine once said, “One kid is an accessory, two is a lifestyle” and man that was 🎯 lol
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