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becca

@becca-ar.bsky.social
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corvid apologist, dnd enthusiast, tired millenial she/her

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 21h
One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Borb of Judgement #SpookyNature #birds 🌿
A black and white closeup photo of a very round black bird staring towards the camera in a threatening fashion.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caturday
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024
Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a shit-ton of actual anti-Semitism in the world today, but Netanyahu's fraudulent misuse of the term devalues it dangerously. Hamas is anti-Semitic and murderous. Netanyahu is a cynical, murderous shitheel. Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Gnome Anne @annethegnome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
vertigo is absurd bc explain to me why my body is like “hey boss, noticed youre looking down from a great height, sounds like it’s a really important time to keep your balance … unless …”
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fact.
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think this would work on a regular guy too
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kay taylor rea @kaytaylorrea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there is no more romantic relationship status than ‘in cahoots’ and more people need to understand that
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sagittarius: Like your ruling planet Jupiter, you, too, are distant, gaseous, and lacking any solid substance.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Roses are redde Noble are the manatees For a bettir future Teach artes and humanityes
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you are doing great buckaroo
meme format of GANDALF. it says 'a true buckaroo is never proving too much love, nor proving too little. they are proving as much as they can'
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Apple Womangton @caprovine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
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Orion Kidder @orionkidder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 08/09/2026
as so often, Terry Pratchett had it nailed.
Death and Susan talking in Hogfather by Terry Pratchett

NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

"So we can believe the big ones?"

YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

"They're not the same at all!"

YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET— Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME... SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

"But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?"

MY POINT EXACTLY.
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 08/09/2026
The problem with people is, there's a god shaped hole in our heads where we want Something Important to live, and we insist on filling it with *something*, which might be god or king or astrology or jumped-up autocorrect.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Merc with a 🫦 in 🎃SpOoKy Mode🎃 @mercuryal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 30/08/2026
Growing up with the phrase “Wikipedia isn’t a valid source,” only to end up in a daily life where everyone says, “Just ask ChatGPT.”
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Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Peace of Wild Things by Wendell Berry

When despair for the world grows in me
And I wake in the night at the least sound
In fear of what my life and my children’s lives may be, 
I go and lie down where the wood drake rests 
in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds. 
I come into the peace of wild things who do not tax their lives with forethought 
of grief. I come into the presence of still water. 
And I feel above me the day-blind stars waiting with their light. For a time 
I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 30/08/2026
Happy Birthday, Mary Shelley! Born on this day in 1797 🫀
Digital illustration by Abigail Larson depicting a stylized portrait of Mary Shelley
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 30/08/2026
i feel like people who think really competitive people would claim to be a different gender in order to win in a category that would be less competitive for them have never actually met anyone competitive
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/08/2026
i’m gonna call it lake mexico and the gulf of ontario. i don’t give a shit
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back
A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme. screencrush.com/coyote-vs-ac...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
hooooooo boy, finding out Dolly Parton just blanket covered NICU bills in Tennessee www.tumblr.com/bearsheadtoo...
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She was a "computer" before computers. When Alan Shepard became the 1st American in space, it was her genius that got him there. She's the "hidden figure" awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2015. At the age of 98, they made a movie about her. Katherine Johnson was born 108yrs ago today
My Remarkable Journey. A Memoir by Katherine Johnson
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
little demon, france, 15th century
a medieval drawing of a goggle-eyed demon falling off the edge of a manuscript margin
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
best one i've seen yet, from the king of the hill subreddit
The meme where bobby holdsholds up somethonf in front of a class room and the principal takes it down and says dsmn it Bobby if those kids could read they'd be very upset but in this case Bobby holds up then news that Dolly Parton died and the principal says "because of Dolly those kids can read, and they are very upset." Tears have been drawn on all the kids' faces.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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