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sparkling homunculus

@1001cranes.bsky.social
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 4h
@wagnarok.bsky.social its giving badlands cola www.tumblr.com/wolfsteax/81...
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Lee Toma @leetoma.bsky.social · 6h
There’s been a Storrowing on Route 85, River Street, in Southborough this evening. MBTACR Worcester Line trains may be delayed a few minutes as they are passing the bridge slowly while a crew works to extricate the truck. Rt 85 is detoured. @universalhub.com
An 18-wheeler truck is stuck beneath a steel railroad bridgeAn 18-wheeler truck is stuck beneath a steel railroad bridgeAn MBTA Commuter Rail trail approaches Southborough Station at dusk
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h
rolling back over the #PickboneWastes notes, finding one of my favorite notes
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 9h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 10h
time for. lying down. my nap bed will restore me.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 10h
Liz has never seen Santa Clarita Diet, I think I need to rewatch
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 10h
@withoutstories.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/halles-comet...
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Marc Hurwitz @marchurboston.bsky.social · 10h
News -- Yafa Bakery & Cafe plans to expand, opening a location in Somerville's Davis Square. bostonrestaurants.blogspot.com/2026/09/yafa... #bakery #cafe #somerville #davissquare
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Yafa Bakery & Cafe Plans to Expand, Opening a Location in Somerville's Davis Square
An award-winning bakery in Somerville is planning to expand to a second space. According to a poster within the Friends of Boston's Hidden R...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 11h
in a just world we would have three The Nice Guys films by now, minimum
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 13h
Other Admin and I both signed up for one of the work-life trainings offered this fall; its a financial budgeting one, and we were both like "this looks PROMISING, hope its not for dummies" us, 20 minutes in, in a side slack: oh no its for dummies*
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 14h
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h
My friend Mark Cho, co-founder of The Armoury, visited Lovat Mill in Scotland some years ago. He filmed this charming video with Lovat co-owner and design director Alan Cumming, who explains what goes into making tweed. You can see how many bright colors are used to make a "simple" earthy color.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 14h
yesss www.countryliving.com/home-design/...
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Miss Grandma’s Halloween Decorations? This 126-Year-Old Company Still Makes Them
Skip the knockoffs: Here’s how to find authentic vintage-style Halloween décor from the original maker.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 15h
being almost 40 means every so often your body is doing something new and alarming, and you have to google how long something can happen before you get worried or why your poop looks a certain way like "how..... concerned should I be about this"
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Matt LeBlanc's 'Excessive Oldness' Diagnosis
ALT: Matt LeBlanc's 'Excessive Oldness' Diagnosis
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 16h
A Trade of Blood ebook is on sale for $7 today www.bookbub.com/books/a-trad...
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A Trade of Blood by Robert Jackson Bennett - BookBub
INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Detective Ana Dolabra must prove a condemned man s innocence and confront a terrifying magical technology in this fantasy-mystery from the author of The Tainted Cup, ...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 16h
Um Actually is sometimes a fascinating test of Approximate Knowledge of Nerd Things recently watched a mini game that was about IDing whether a statement applied to DS9 or Babylon 5, & even though I have not seen one minute of either, I am so generally familiar with Star Trek bullshit I nailed it
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 16h
time. for. SIMMER POT.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18h
Oh bsky.app/profile/ecmc...
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what do you mean its gonna be 80 degrees again on Thursday and Friday
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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IVES✷ @godsrot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
[daydreams]
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is kind of a crazy deal, actually www.kohls.com/product/prd-...
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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you're watching a martial arts movie and this dude shows up, you are about to be treated some of the sickest shit you've ever seen:
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
It continues to be interesting to me just how many men, when presented with a clear and obvious answer to a test of morality and empathy, will nevertheless choose to "devil's advocate" themselves into a position of complete assholery
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well a little hate really gets the blood flowing, I WILL go exercise now
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Winter Burrow is $10.99 on US eShop buff.ly/GOcpOb1
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"go to hell" is basic. "I hope they announce a new series of Taskmaster with a comedian you hate" is smart. its terrifying. its possible.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen you will not find my ass in Salem during the month of October for love nor money, buuuuuut if I already lived there? FUN.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something is Wrong with the Library - TEASER TRAILER (from Strange Scaffold - Q4 2026 for PC) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uioe... "Shelve hundreds of real books in a library haunted by blood and meat. A spooky narrative organizing simulator..." store.steampowered.com/app/3971340/...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waking up feeling snotty and slightly scratchy
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Betty @bettytheteapot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
doing exercise feels like being addicted to heroine in that I am addicted to doing absolutely fucking nothing and I will relapse into nothing after every attempt to not, no matter the elaborate structure I build up around doing exercise. Nothing else hits like doing absolutely fucking nothing.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JAYLEN HOTDOGFINGERS WORLD TOUR
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Blaseball: The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job
ALT: Blaseball: The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*going one by one on that top 100 tv list and realizing with horror Boardwalk Empire isn’t on it*
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/09/2026
Being not Jewish, I was not aware of the key role Fruit Gems had in Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and other celebrations, I was just sad on my own account they were no longer going to be made. But now we all will have reason to celebrate: ejewishphilanthropy.com/sunkist-says...
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Sunkist says it will bring back beloved Fruit Gems after national outcry following eJP report
‘We hear you, Sunkist Fruit Gems fans!’ the company wrote, saying it had found a new manufacturer for the kosher synagogue staple
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David Barnett @davidmbarnett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“…and whatever walked there, walked alone.” Spooky season reading is underway.
First page of Shirley Jackson’s THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
celebrating HOODIE WEATHER with NEW HOODIES
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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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aleesha 🦊🍁 @foxxcub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
continuing to flog the rotting horse corpse will turn out great for everyone
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"AITA for wanting to tell my spouse’s family that my BIL cannot bring his new girlfriend, and that I'll cancel Thanksgiving if uninvited guests show up?" a) oh my gosh the holiday season drama will be hitting in the next few months, thank you universe
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hills AND a few shorts #NeedsAchievements
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh 6,000 copies sold?
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my girlfriend is both a known MILF Stan and a member of the “Evelyn O’Connell made me a lesbian (who works in a library)” generation, truly do not know how she’s going to survive MILF Evelyn O’Connell she looks. SO GOOD.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had the same reaction - what song? who? - and this episode of Cannonball was really interesting and shed some light on the whole situation www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/p... (the only time I've heard this song is still this podcast 🤷‍♀️)
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when your period isn't here yet but all the signs are there
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