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FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025It’s an anniversary somewhere for something so might as well celebrate… 3132
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Someone at work just asked me to collab like I’m some sort of 25 year old… 12212
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025You too can have a perfect basketball bracket if you fill it out post-game… 3113
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FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Oligarchy is not a word I thought would be so prevalent in my vocabulary, yet here we are… 090
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Egging my enemies is a hobby I can no longer afford… 1155
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because I use a Yahoo e-mail address… 10687
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Does anyone have a yacht I can day drink on? Just checking… 0132
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I don’t understand the “p” in front of some English “f” words. It’s Pfucked up… 6245
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Wish Trader Joe’s would run the government. They have their shit together.. 1165
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025This year show someone you really care by sending them a bouquet of omelettes… 0154
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FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Feeds your high horse sugar cubes laced with cheap ass whiskey... 1112
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FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Just yelled at the nasty raisins in my trail mix, if you wanted to know how my day is going… 182
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I know at least 10 curse words in sign language, so yes, I am bilingual… 2145
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FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I’m the Mr. Miyagi of replying to idiotic work e-mails in a professional manner… 071
FindMe @westofcrazy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025If a heated blanket doesn’t have a scorch setting, I don’t want it… 1135
