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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 34m
It really feels like it should be easier to defeat some of these people
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=92Fv...
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Fault Lines
YouTube video by The Mountain Goats - Topic
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
right down the middle
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025
mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
Miyam Bialik and Sharon Stone doing a podcast with text saying FIVE
ORBS TOLD ME
"STAY"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 07/10/2026
We are ONE WEEK from the launch of THANK YOU BUS DRIVER, and we're thrilled to announce it will be available for 💥$4.99 USD💥when it hits Steam on October 14. That's less than a roundtrip bus pass! 🥳 Help support our studio by wishlisting TYBD today: s.team/a/5067360
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
legitimately hilarious WCW Saturday Night gimmick
our boy budd
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't tell who the light blue, silver and black team is and the light blue, silver and white team is. The dark colors are the home team for some reason. Dan Campbell is wearing a black lions hat.
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well I think the republicans are scared in Texas since I'm getting texas senate ads in Washington state
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hello. Editor, you’re not gonna believe the scoop I have
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday theonion.com/new-study-finds-ashing…
New Study Finds Ashing Cigarette Out Cracked Car Window On Cold Morning Still Best Way To Start Blue-Collar Workday
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Radioactive Man Comic Book Cover
ALT: The Simpsons: Radioactive Man Comic Book Cover
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you're in your forties you can only achieve this sort of gain by drinking three beers in one day.
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Machine Gun Netiquette @nodurians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, this type of communist talk may go over just fine in Kentucky, but good luck trying it in Washington state
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck was that trump commercial on the Seahawks commanders game? It didn't even have a point. I'm not even sure if it was supposed to make him look good.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Terrible
ALT: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia: Terrible
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here’s a little bit of sports entertainment for the Nazis
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 22/01/2025
Ask your financial advisor if adding a hollowed out mattress and a gun to your retirement portfolio is right for you.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 23/09/2026
For the first time in recorded history, a sea turtle has nested on the West Coast. Scientists say it is the latest sign of warming ocean waters.
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Tropical Sea Turtle Lays Eggs on Southern California Beach
It’s the first time in recorded history that a sea turtle has nested on the West Coast. Scientists say it is the latest sign of warming ocean waters.
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They have to put their resources where it really matters: Writing a new story every single time a Starbucks closes. No, really, go to their home page right now. I'll wait.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI is ruining cute animals for me
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Troy McClure saying Hardcore Nudity!
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bean @beanshaver.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the only angine de poirtine song that matters
youtu.be
Angine de Poitrine - Sherpa
YouTube video by CEM
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Listen up liberals, we will eat the bugs. We will get in the pods
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Duckfeed @duckfeed.tv · 18/09/2026
We're fundraising through a GoFundMe campaign, which we've linked below. We know times are tough, and we can't hope to recover all of what we lost, but it's bad, and literally anything will help. See the details in the patreon post above, or in the following link. gofund.me/330fa4cb8
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Donate to Duckraiser: Help Duckfeed.tv Recover from Legal Expenses, organized by Kaye Ross
We are Duckfeed.tv, an independent media outlet seeking to recove… Kaye Ross needs your support for Duckraiser: Help Duckfeed.tv Recover from Legal Expenses
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404 Media @404media.co · 16/09/2026
NEW: Hackers ripped down a Flock camera above a roadway, made a near-complete copy of the data stored inside it, and shared the files with 404 Media and @wired.com, revealing in new detail how exactly Flock Safety’s cameras track the movements of both vehicles and people.
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Hackers Stole Flock’s Camera Software, Revealing How the Company Tracks Cars and People
While people around the U.S. are tearing down Flock cameras, one group of hackers went a step further: extracting the camera's software too.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2026
memento but he's trying to figure out the mystery of the kids daycare activity carpet with the roads all over it
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Chris Brown is currently on a US Tour and a sitting US Representative got onstage with him last night to honor his career
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Men used to have ROMANCE Men used to be SPONTANEOUS Men used to come home and surprise their wives with COORDINATED OUTFITS and say YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE DRUMS, WE ARE IN A BAND, we are called THE WHITE STIPES, you are now my SISTER
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