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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That name activated something in me so I had to look her up, (Then remembered she was in The Practice and I was obsessed as a teen) I saw she was in a single episode of Home Improvement, such a reunion! Extra double big clickbait.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
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A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Newsome knew what he was doing, giving this asshole a pyrrhic victory in letting the merger go through. Very screwd.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Summer 🏳️‍⚧️ @artgirlsummer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Trump voters voted for $7 diesel and $15 beef. You're smarter than that. Vote Democrat."
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 02/10/2026
we don't follow football but man do we love to see Aaron Rodgers being just absolutely miserable. or getting sacked. or basically anything where he's having a bad time. fuck that guy. if ever he has no haters then you will know that we have died.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Infinite personalized music will be great for people like me who are constantly on the go and an absolute fucking moron
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Taylor Moore @taylordotbiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t think guys like this are human in the same way the rest of us are.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
elon and all of the little freaks in doge have 100% done this
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no, I had my fill of that with Wolverine and control resonant is on my hard drive ready to go.
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ice cream melting through my cart all over the floor as I'm vibing waiting for the song to end before check out
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1: i had never heard of her or this song, still haven't heard it. also still haven't heard let it go from frozen or baby shark 2: maybe modern country music shouldn't have acted like that if it didn't want people to avoid it as cultural signaling. it knows what it did.
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Joe Lepore @jplepore.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love all our dear listeners, but if you listen to our podcasts on Spotify, I love you a little less ❤️
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think he was the one who said "we can't fire on that, there's a brother cop in there!" in the AmbuLAnce (The ambulance in LA) trailer that my friends were confused why I was laughing at so much.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of dodge charger repossessions in the coming months
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At 10 times the cost of disney+?
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last of us is the template for games. It's what they're trying to achieve
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you are a network or cable news anchor who, in 2026, asked a Democratic guest about Hasan Piker but didn't ask a Republican guest about Lorenzo Sewell, then you have failed at your job. You have failed at journalism and balance. It's that simple.
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The media’s Hasan Piker obsession is letting Republican Mike Rogers off the hook | Mehdi Hasan
Mike Rogers isn’t merely campaigning alongside a controversial supporter. His campaign put an extremist on its faith leadership team
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Babies.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey we sure have had a lotta reminders of the islamophobia and anti-arab racism still within the dem establishment lately, haven't we this is how all these statements function without being a lie in the minds of the people who say it: muslims and arabs just don't count.
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Directed by DAVID LYNCH.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting a bit tired of very rich actors and directors saying ‘AI is here we have to learn how to use it’ instead of ‘I am wealthy enough to dedicate myself only to projects which employ talented human beings because anything else is an existential threat to human storytelling’
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“Look at them now,” an old man beside me kept saying. “Just look at them now.” —Philip Hamburger, reporting from the execution of Mussolini and his lieutenants, New Yorker, May 19, 1945
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/09/2026
why has congress put forward a resolution condemning DSA but not 9/11? do they not care about 9/11
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No fucking shit buddy. This is what we were trying to tell you.
Milo Yiannopoulos: "I didn't really understand the physical reality of how institutionalized the brutality is in America. The manner in which they arrest you, they put you in manacles, everybody is arrested like an MS 13 gang member. 
It was physically degrading. It was frightening. I don't think I've ever been frightened like that before. I was weeping like an old woman for an hour. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That was HIS argument! And he found out he'll die alone and everyone will dance on his grave, so he changed his ways. The freaks see this happen every time some rich old bastard dies and they just try to stop the dancing lol
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@beetlemoses.bsky.social
A three panel comic by Beetle Moses. Three anthropomorphic bed bugs are sitting on a couple of sofas with a caption that says, "5 million years ago". Then another bed bug bursts in through the door and says, "Someone invented beds!" One of the sitting bedbugs turns to look at them and says, "You're joking."
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 28/08/2026
This is what we mean by saying that being one of the good ones won't protect you. Every gay and lesbian running to throw trans people under the bus are setting themselves up for exactly this. It won't end with us. nypost.com/2026/08/28/u...
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Far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos nabbed by ICE in Louisiana
Controversial right-wing commentator Milo Yiannopoulos, a former spokesman for Kanye West, has been arrested by ICE at an airport in Louisiana.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think it's okay for yanks clown on alberta. It's like if your little brother looks up to this real piece of shit older kid and you send him over to talk and he's a real piece of shit to him and your bro realizes that's not the way to be.
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026
i'm hesitant to call these guys schoolyard bullies because schoolyard bullies are significantly better at reading a room and recognizing when no one's going to fall for this crybaby shit
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Modern Mulligan @modernmulligan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every conservative has thought “if I was in charge, Vietnam would not have gone down like that!” Pete got to live the dream of fighting his own war how he wanted it and failed.
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social media enjoyer @8bitblunder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey quick question - between the assertion that Comet Pizza had a child-rape basement and the assertion that the CEO of the most infamous American health insurer held responsibility for people's deprivation and death, which was true and which was false?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i, on the other hand, can freely speak the truth: anyone who does not live in a major metropolitan area is disgusting.
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They look different with new jobs.
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Mass Deportations Now" vs. "We Just Gotta Teach 500 Unlikeable People a Very Serious Lesson"
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Dr. Dave Haskell @davehaskell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If he ends up getting impeached and removed bc of high gas prices instead of any of the thousands of literal crimes he has committed, it'll be the most American thing ever.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
the world needs to de-americanize and fast. using our software, our satellites, subscribing to our institutions like the UN, dangerous. we are expressly not interested in human welfare in any meaningful way anymore. we are interested in stealing and killing and lying
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Brian @beaniefish.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Baby steal bone
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it’s go time @lwr3628.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Michele Jeanne @MicheleJean... • 1d •••
Can you imagine today's youth storming the beaches of Normandy?
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I can't imagine today's boomers doing it, all y'all do is buy commemorative Trump teddy bears & post "how to open PDF" as a facebook status
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Ever hear of the Vietnam war?
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Replying to @MicheleJeanne3 and @IHateNYT no, who won
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