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If I die I can save the cops some time. It was the Sixers

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 6h
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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Brandon Doc @bdoc87.bsky.social · 6h
Can’t believe @realcarlallen.bsky.social ran away
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every Lamar Jackson injury/sickness is the most unique thing I’ve ever seen
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AUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SixersAdam this whole Sixers season
Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in 'Goodfellas' watching police helicopters chase him around
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Dr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” ~President Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1936. Image: Universal History Archive/Getty Images.
This black and white photo shows a clean-shaven man, President Franklin D. Roosevelt, sitting at a desk and wearing a suit. He holds a paper in his right hand and appears to be speaking into a microphone that sits on the desk.
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I would rather retire than travel to London with the Philadelphia Eagles, too.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Big football game today between Ohio State and Iowa, which should bring up a whole lot of emotions for the Big Time Sports Knower, Senator Eric Schmitt
Eric Schmitt trying to dunk on Michigan alum El-Sayed for saying "Beat Ohio" Eric Schmitt trying to dunk on Hawkeyes fan Jack Smith, mistaking the team for the Atlanta Hawks
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The Hotdog Pope @hotdogpope.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Zach Bryan figured it out?"
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Phillies YOU DONE MESSED UP
A-A-Ron!
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The GREAT HOUDINI @thegreathoudini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What an EMBARRASSMENT, DISGRACE AND UTTER FAILURE AS A PRESIDENT.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well to be fair this is what economically anxious voters in rural Michigan voted for.
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
laughing at Vasgersian's respective instant reactions to the Albies fly-out and then the Bohm HR
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
nice the Phillies won
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Gina Mizell @ginamizell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also yesterday, Tyrese Maxey was spotted waiting for a ride outside the Sixers’ facility. He joked about it after today’s practice: “I ain’t gonna lie, that was funny. One of us left on a helicopter. The other was sittin’ on the curb.”
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Craig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's too bad that Jack Smith wasn't in Atlanta for that Hawks vs Warriors game because it was a gem, too. If he'd gone to watch Steph Curry (60) and Trae Young (35) duel into overtime that would also have been a great night out. www.espn.com/nba/recap/_/...
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Hawks 141-134 Warriors (Feb 3, 2024) Game Recap - ESPN
Expert recap and game analysis of the Atlanta Hawks vs. Golden State Warriors NBA game from February 3, 2024 on ESPN.
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite part of this is how Jack Smith is so utterly baffled by Schmitt's bonkers conspiracy theory that, when Klobuchar is like "the Iowa Hawkeyes, right?", his response is just "uh, I just wanted to see Caitlin Clark play Maryland."
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
incredible lack of ball knowledge to confuse the atlanta hawks with the iowa hawkeyes women’s basketball team. it’s impressive how little they know about sports
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should've gone with the hard count on 4th and 21, IMO.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Homelander's Iconic Blank Stare
ALT: Homelander's Iconic Blank Stare
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eagles' offense, defense, coaching all sucked in front of a national audience.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
to then get GOT by this move well well well well well well well well
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Passing up 4th and a long 1 so you can go on 4th and 5 three minutes later
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
one day throwing the ball to Makai Lemon behind the line will gain 16,000 yards and you’ll all be sorry
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dsarizzle @dsaraiya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
freaakin go birds
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 22/09/2026
People say that Trump likes to build things but what he really likes most is renaming things.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Communism has no place in America, the President declares the day before rolling out his new state television station.
The White House •
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WALLE HOUSE
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Communism directly opposes the United States
Constitution and American values.
While every Democrat voted against the largest tax cuts in American history and over 100 refuse to condemn socialism, President Trump will ensure that communism never has a place in America.
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COMMUNISM HAS NO
PLACE IN AMERICABenny Johnson • • Follow
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TRUMP TV IS OFFICIALLY LIVE 24/7
The White House just launched "TRUMP TV: The Essentials Station" — a nonstop stream featuring President Trump's speeches, major announcements, past highlights and administration updates, refreshed in real time.
The launch comes amid Trump's escalating fight with
CNN, MS NOW and Politico, which have sued his administration after being barred from White House access.
Americans can now watch the White House's own selected footage and announcements DIRECTLY,
24/7.
The media landscape just changed in a BIG way. •*
TRUMPOV
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/09/2026
they need him
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if anyone's wondering how Dan Quinn's day is going, he's called backward pass trick plays on two of his last three snaps. even the Cowboys weren't fooled by the second one
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It occurred to me today that NC State fans who traveled to this game and want to blow off steam downtown will be greeted by a sea of Eagles fans
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Nick Juskewycz @itssked.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chris Simms my GOAT. He's 100% spot on here
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's so stupid *and* fascist that he thinks "repressive" is a compliment.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trumpers, famous opponents of border walls
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I asked AT&T Stadium about the Rolling Stone report about how they objected to Macklemore coming to Arlington next month. They didn't comment, but as I've noted they're still hosting Kanye West in November: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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AT&T Stadium, which will host Ye this fall, objected to Macklemore
The Seattle rapper was dropped from Ed Sheeran's stadium tour bill.
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm convinced that this is just a big a reason for the tariffs as any (misplaced) economic claims: Tariffs give Trump discretionary power, and he likes being the sort of guy who can use govt power on a whim to impress people (in this case), or in return for other favors.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
!!!!!! I'M LIKE HEY WHAT'S UP HELLO
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Brandon Doc @bdoc87.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@minakimes.bsky.social logging into Bluesky and seeing Aaron Rodgers latest quotes
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“We were tired of being called racists for scapegoating minorities for filth and poverty”
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
saw Aaron Rodgers do the george carlin "there's a big club, and you ain't in it" quote like he isn't worth like $500 million and wasn't literally on the shortlist to be a vice presidential candidate to a current cabinet member. sure bud, you're out of the club, you're a rebel.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They don't call Mina the GOAT for nothing
Mina Kimes in WIRED on why Bluesky is great and Twitter sucks shit: 

"Favorite social network: Bluesky
I post everywhere to try and get my work out there and get it seen and read. But I would say the one that I use the most is Bluesky. While it has its flaws, there's definitely the occasional sports ball person in my mentions. I’ve found the interactions on there are the most like interactions I have with people in the real world, which is a rarity on the social internet these days.

Least favorite social network: Twitter
Everyone says Twitter, right? Which is a bummer because it used to be really fun and essential for news. When breaking news was happening, it was a place you'd go to get on-the-ground impressions. You could meet friends, you could find new writers and comedians, and all of that feels lost just because Elon completely killed the vibe. And I say that because obviously he's done things far more serious in terms of poisoning the discourse, and the place is a cesspool for racism and misogyny and misinformation, but it's also just, like, a terrible fucking hang. Everyone either seems miserable or is determined to make other people miserable.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In what universe would a white Mayor be told he could not attend a commemoration in Oklahoma City because "Timothy McVeigh?"
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we've done it. we've found the most Wildwood headline of all time
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sigh time to share my old piece on aaron rodgers Aaron Rodgers' Sandy Hook Conspiracy-Making Is Not Surprising, Even If It's Disgusting wideleft.football/p/aaron-rodg...
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Aaron Rodgers' Sandy Hook Conspiracy-Making Is Not Surprising, Even If It's Disgusting
New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers has long been a believer in conspiracy theories. His willingness to go deeper down the rabbit hole than you can ever imagine means it's all on the table.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you can actually hear the firemen and the chaos in the background as he makes the call bragging that trump tower was now the tallest building in NYC www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPve...
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Donald Trump on 9 /11 bragging that his building is now tallest in NYC
YouTube video by Mike Lux
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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