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Joe Lepore @jplepore.bsky.social · 16h
This is so much fun, and if you enjoy it, there's a lot more like on our Patreon!!
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dirty martini good for u
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reading the timeline
A chart classifying types of communication, using little humpback whales for demonstration: classic view, advertisement and tonic communication, deception, and environment.
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I must have beer. Beer is the mind chiller. Beer is the foamy drink that brings total relaxation. I will pour my Beer. I will allow it to flow into me and through me. And when I piss it away, only I will remain.
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Papa @baerrus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, Orioles.
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Papa @baerrus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The most melodic phrase in the English language: "Tiny Dinky Daffy, Pancaked by a Drunk Dumptruck Driver"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FRIDAY!
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Stars Share Their Favorite Fall Fashion Secrets theonion.com/stars-share-their-favo…
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“Wear sturdy overalls in case you happen upon a cranberry bog in desperate need of harvesting.”Charles Melton
“Belt.”Sandra Bullock
“I have a T-shirt that says ‘Eggs For Dinner’ and I think I’m going to wear that every day for a while.”Dwayne Johnson
“I like those hats with propellers on them.”
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 13/09/2026
for two months, I've been flying drones over Flock cameras to situation them in space and geography; I even got my commercial drone license in order to do it. I'd like to share this project with you all: it's called Records Of Enemy Surveillance: recordsofenemysurveillance.com
image of a residential intersection with one red car driving across it and a baseball field in the backgroundblack and white dithered image of two red squares around the flock cameras in the previous image, on either side of the intersection
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
drawings about love
4 drawings of bryony vines
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Saag 900 Turbo @anhedonismbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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✦. @beastbait.art · 11/09/2026
Been watching this boy in Gaza struggle for weeks now. Anything at all helps get these families through this terrifying time. ♥️🇵🇸
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🚨 URGENT UPDATE: Ahmed is in critical condition. His fever is rising, with severe wounds, unbearable pain, vomiting, diarrhea and difficulty breathing. He may need ICU care if we can’t afford his medicine today. 🙏Even $5 can help save Ahmed. Please don’t let him suffer. 💔 chuffed.org/project/mahm...
Ahmed lying in bed, crying, with a sobbing emoji 😭 on his nose, an IV drip connected to his right forearm, and red sores on his face. The text "Please don't ignore Ahmed 💔😭" was added on the middle of the picture
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd take the AI threat to humanity stuff a little more seriously if most didn't read like the authors were typing it one-handed
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it going to happen today? Probably not. But it’s definitely going to happen some day, and with each day I survive that day draws nearer
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"AI" is not going to reach intelligence let alone "super-intelligence." All this skynet bullshit about it is #marketing. As for "killing us," AI ALREADY IS NOW. By poisoning our environments,massive emissions, killing our minds, destroying the noosphere, causing psychosis
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Paul @pauljonmilne.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
4 pages from Creep Heap 2025 (2024)
page of drawings of movie monster heads:

The Mummy
Creature from the Black Lagoon
the Invisible Man
Jason Voorhees
Freddy Krueger
Alien
Sil
Pinhead
Female Cenobite

all under the text "THRILLING MONSTERS OF FEARTOWN"10 drawings of monsters:

E.T.
The Wolfman
Oliver Reed
Shitey wee puttpet from 'Saw'
John Kramer
Cosmo Kramer
Michael Myers
Garth Algar
Chucky
Man that's constantly parked on the double-yellows outside my flat in his van, being loud and infuriating9 pictures of monsters:
Dracula
Wet Dracula
Drycula
Alucard
Raducal
Cludaar
Swanula
Bakula "Oh boy"
Guy Who Says "Actually, it's Frankenstein's MONSTER."9 monsters:

Frankenstein
Bride of Frankenstein
Brenda, Girlfriend of Frankenstein
Divorced Frankenstein
Brenda, Bride of ex-Bride of Dracula
Bride of Brenda
Internet Dipshit that radicalised Divorced Frankenstein
Cancelled Frankenstein
Bakula ("Oh boy")
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Paul @pauljonmilne.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
TMNT
4 green faces in differently-coloured bandanas, above the text "Turtle Murtle Nurtle Turtles"
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Israeli Defence Minister on TV explaining in detail exactly what the IDF have been doing all along and what the plan is now.
Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz:
We destroyed 70% of Gaza. We destroyed areas in southern Lebanon; we ruined dozens of villages that served as Hezbollah strongholds.
We evacuated 200,000 residents.
We conquered the refugee camps in the West Bank. The IDF stayed inside. 40,000 residents were evacuated and didn't return.
The IDF destroyed infrastructure there, killed terrorists, and it is still inside.Today, between 60% and 70% of Gaza is desolate.
There is still work to do, but about 70% of the area is desolate-without residents, without houses, without tunnels.BIG: Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz on Gaza:
There is no real solution for Gaza in the end without this migration. By the way, 80% want to migrate; it's checked constantly in surveys.
Hamas doesn't allow them, and there are no countries in the world that will take them.
We are fully prepared to move them out if it becomes possible-by sea, by air, by every way possible. Egypt is not willing, so it won't be through them.
What's delaying it is that the accepting countries want US support. Every country that is willing wants American backing. Currently, President Trump didn't cancel this; he froze it.
All the Arab countries came to him due to their pressure on this matter.The moment will come. When will it come?
When it becomes clear that Hamas is not meeting its commitment. Then we will get a green light to move forward militarily, territorially, and in other areas, and this thing will gain momentum.
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Darren Naish @tetzoo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
UNICORNS at Tetrapod Zoology. Not _everything_ there is to say about them, of course, but it's a start... tetzoo.com/blog/2026/8/... #mythology #folklore
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A History of Unicorns — Tetrapod Zoology
unicorn, unicorns, monoceros, monokeros, unicorn history, mythology, unicorn mythology, unicorn in the Islamic world, unicorn in Christian history, unicorn in the Book of Job, unicorn in the Bible, un...
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the Good Lord! He Done... Up and Quit!? a CARTOONSHOW collection by Derek M Ballard is now live on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/car... If you like my work consider supporting & take advantage of the early backer discount!
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Good Lord! He Done... Up and Quit!? a CARTOONSHOW collection
take this job & shove it! a lean full color swan song career finale comics cache (maybe?) in 48 pages from America's #1 cartoon dad.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just sharing Vin Diesel’s Dolly tribute for anyone who doesn’t follow him on Instagram
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A machine that generates mental illness & suicidal ideation, is primarily used for scams & misinformation, and makes every user measurably dumber. On the other hand, some insist it's good at coding even though the only objective measure we have of that says it's not. Who can say if it's good or bad
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DingerTV @dinger.tv · 16/08/2026
HOME RUN Christian Encarnacion-Strand (5) 418 ft (28°, 107.4 mph) off Ian Seymour (84.0 mph Changeup, 1468 rpm) BAL 3-TB 1 (T6, 2-2, 1 out) www.mlb.com/video/christian-encarna…
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Papa @baerrus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have the Blue Kindness High level-up song stock in my head
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 10/08/2026
We told you this would happen. ♥️🕊️👍🏿
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Melonball @melonball.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Is this Moss?
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
apologies in advance, I’ve gone broke putting the new comic together this month. also it doesn’t help that it takes a zillion dollars to simply feed kids nowadays heh oof, anyways I’ll be posting this a bunch this week. Thanks 🙏
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lets give it up for corn's favorite snake... The corn snake!!
watercolor painting of a corn snake wrapped cutely around a multicolored corn cob
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/08/2026
Aaron Swartz deserves more justice and reconsideration than almost anybody in this century
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
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Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A reminder for everyone that SW5e, a fantastic complete Star Wars fan build for D&D 5e, already exists. For free. Maintained by a loving team of humans, and created by credited human artists.
sw5e.com
Star Wars 5e
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"The Killer [whale] is never hunted. I have never heard what sort of oil he has. Exception might be taken to the name bestowed upon this whale, on the ground of its indistinctness. For we are all killers, on land and on sea; Bonapartes and Sharks included."
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 30/07/2026
i will happily watch Robert Eggers torment weird protestant freaks until the end of the time
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✦. @beastbait.art · 27/07/2026
I know it’s hard to see, I know it may seem pointless- but engaging and sharing really does go a long way for these families
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ace @aceanbender.com · 25/07/2026
immediately slammed play to watch @kofie.bsky.social break down the notre dame-nc state hurricane game youtu.be/Bs9g9bsDckc?...
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The time they played college football in a HURRICANE
YouTube video by Kofie
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
To get casual fans caught up, the new Avengers movie should start with all the characters doing a rap where they say who they are and what their deal is
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binary sunrise @clarascintilla.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fossils
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
here is my framework for trans rights
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
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