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@aceanbender.com
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avi: me, a late-30s white guy with glasses and a mustache. banner: brooke quarles daniels giving kim barnes arico puffs tear down the bo statue. writer with me/cfs, audhd, more. wbb coverage: thebucketproblem.beehiiv.com tips: ko-fi.com/ace_anbender

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ace @aceanbender.com · 2h
if we all band together we can create a ken rex mcelroy situtation
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ace @aceanbender.com · 15h
hate to be a buzzkill but the sourcing on that bari weiss story going around couldn't even be described as "spurious"
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ace @aceanbender.com · 15h
uh, lynx?
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ace @aceanbender.com · 16h
this game is really not changing my personal stance of "fuck the indiana fever and everyone who rides with them"
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Richard Cohen @richardcohen.bsky.social · 16h
Way to make every asshole fan think "if I say something vile enough to get a response out of that player, maybe I can get my team a free throw". #WNBA
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ace @aceanbender.com · 16h
seems like very bad precedent to give a'ja wilson a technical for verbally confronting a fan who said something bad enough to get kicked out
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ace @aceanbender.com · 29/09/2026
[tapping the sign]
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ace @aceanbender.com · 28/09/2026
major commitment for michigan wbb. cece arico, kim barnes arico’s daughter and a top-25 prospect in the class of 2027, just announced she’ll play for her mom.
umichwbball and cecearico
CECE ARICO
SG • DETROIT COUNTRY DAY
Liked by maddie13n and others
cecearico Go Blue!
#committed
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ace @aceanbender.com · 28/09/2026
i keep forgetting to put him on The List™
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ace @aceanbender.com · 28/09/2026
jj, dart, skattebo, and jameis creating the most cursed group text in the history of the nfl
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ace @aceanbender.com · 28/09/2026
"jim! i got your old quarterback. what's his deal?" "hey, john. he's great, you just have to run the ball 45 times a game and you're golden." "..."
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Summer of Blanx @senorblanxo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Abdul, I was already in, and then you use Tim Robinson in the hot dog suit? 😍😍
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ace @aceanbender.com · 28/09/2026
a cool thing about ptsd is someone else can accidentally surprise you by being in your personal space and then you get to wait hours for your body to come down from the ceiling
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 27/09/2026
People can reply to you by paying for Bucket Problem Premium
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ace @aceanbender.com · 27/09/2026
we have postponed giving up on football for the week
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ace @aceanbender.com · 27/09/2026
nothing is cooler than raging against the notion that you’ve aged out of being cool
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ace @aceanbender.com · 27/09/2026
i’m already feeling significantly better about this afternoon because there were a lot of good signs from the offense, the defense is still quite good other than the propensity for stupid penalties, and lmaoooooooo penn state
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ace @aceanbender.com · 27/09/2026
incredibly stupid game, regardless of outcome
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
ah man that was fucking stupid
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
hell yeah kirk great call
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
i thought that was very timely, brad
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
22 was not about that life
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TOUCMOWN
TOUCMOWN
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
BRYCE IS NICE
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
oh for fuck's sake
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
keep mashing, this defense has been on the field a *lot*
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
andrew marsh is absurd
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
the low snap didn't help but neither did both ends beating the tackles like a pair of bongos
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
it's possible we ain't played nobody
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
🚨 punt from the +40 that netted 20 🚨
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
BALL'S OUT
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
the cbs shot peering over the lip of the stadium is one of the best i've seen at portraying the immense scale of the big house
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
ah, fuck
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
LET'S GOOOOOOO
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
andrew marsh is absurd
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
exceptionally kirk ferentz sequence there
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
well shit
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
one of these teams is gonna find a way to get a pre-snap penalty for changing lanes without signaling
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
amazing teammate work from the lineman who signaled "keep it chill" to simmons after that sack
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
VAWWWWWWLS
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GPA decrease
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
what if we missed tennessee's quarterback simulating being stung by a jellyfish
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
seems like there's no choice but to tell herbie to shut the fuck up forever
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
very funny time for abc's sound to start fucking up
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
wow three whole championships
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ace @aceanbender.com · 26/09/2026
every northwestern game ever: is that a slow wide receiver or a small tight end
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ace @aceanbender.com · 25/09/2026
it's "anbendescence" [watches video] never mind
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfection.
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Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's​ Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
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