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Awko

@awko.bsky.social
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He/Him. Naarm/Melbourne.

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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Greatest promotion on Earth
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
full frontal???
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There was a sweet spot 10-15 years ago when wrestling from Japan and Mexico was becoming more widely available and was both excellent and unique to its home country but we fucked it up and now the undertaker books lucha libre.
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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Veldrin @veldrin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hello I draw pictures, here's some pictures I have drawn
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cayce @cayce.zone · 24/10/2024
gonna compile my posts of little toriyamobiles into a thread. Here are some new ones
Bubu Shuttle-50? Tiny little yellow carWhat I would describe as like, a bread tuk-tuk. Three wheel metal car with shelves of baked goods in the backSquat little white boxy car1982 Mercedes-Benz Nafa. Looks like a horizontally squished minivan that holds two people and has a plexiglass rear end
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I got my first icq account I had no idea what lol meant and thought that my friend just really liked tie fighters from star wars
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LaserPH @laserph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
oh my goodness gracious #SENJO 🤼
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LaserPH @laserph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
real shit #SENJO 🤼
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you're not watching senjo you're making bad life choices. Iwata and Hashimoto fucking ruled and now I'm too amped up to go to bed
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dsm-5 gum @burg.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cereal Killer from Hackers (1995) in the middle of his "we have no names, we are nameless" line. You'd think I'd go with Phantom Phreak, wouldn't you? Too on the nose, and not in his voice. This is some shit Cereal would say while like Phreak states at him like, dude, I'm right here, what are you talking about.
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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NOTHING IS GONNA GET THAT OUT.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Pal @palind.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Bringing this one from the other website Homie moving like a Treasure Co. Ltd boss from 1993
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Good luck.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/08/2026
Need to see what a dog’s HUD looks like. Need to see that inventory screen. Where is the science on this
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oiwa vs Uemura has got me hyped as hell. What a match
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You cannot become so convenience-brained that you forget that the actions available to you in life often have purpose beyond rote completion
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just returned Between Two Fires to the library and was immediately hit with the desire to own it in hardcover
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
we're just normal men
Woman (rose byrne I think?) leaning her head against a CGI rabbit
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm pretty sure this is the cheesesteak that Ashitaka kills at the beginning of Princess Mononoke
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Patrick W. Reed @patrickwreed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Wrestling is fantastic, because you can find a photo like this and in all honesty you can say, "yes, this depicts two men who both had trade meetings with Fidel Castro against the wishes of their governments".
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Joe McAdam @joemcadam.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my afternoon google of "big pussy" turned up some sad results today
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wizard Attacks Are On The Rise
A rough drawing of a wizard crouching, wiggling his hands, in the rubble of a city street. Accompanying text says "the wizard was finally subdued by law enforcement, though unfortunately, 12 victims are still in emergency medical care after having their genitals turned into live snakes. 
The wizard will be relocated to a local zoo.
Wizard attacks remain on the rise and officials are still unsure as to the cause. Some believe it is the result of destruction of their natural habitat."
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Our Age of Bronze is collapsing, Liz Lemon
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hunter (comms open!) @hrpixelart.com · 31/07/2026
knowing ahead of time that Reacher is about a really large man who appears to have grown his muscles exclusively for the purposes of respecting women did not even slightly prepare me for how large he is or how much he respects women
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What if I took another crack at playing Warframe? It seemed like something that I could get into but there is a lot of stuff going on
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Every time I see a video of a humanoid robot on the timeline that’s an instant watch because there’s a 5% chance it’s going to work and a 95% chance it’s going to turn the simple act of walking in a straight line into a Jackass stunt.
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when you drink beer you piss out its body and you burp out its ghost
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Planet Mira @planetmira.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Guy who says they're your friend but always advances your text before your voice line finishes
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
modern godzilla shit loves 2 treat the breath weapon like the craziest shit in the world. of immense importance and gravitas. u gotta feel it in your balls lifting up when he shoots that thing. but back in showa n heisei he just throwing it out like it's a command normal. dont even cost meter.
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Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sorry I’m late I accidentally unlocked my phone while checking the time.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
to make an æ on your keyboard you type a and e in sequence really fast. if it's not working for you, you're not doing it fast enough
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/07/2026
I sincerely think that adding Operation Ivy - Hectic EP to 6th grade curricula could fix a lot of the problems
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is the most violent wrestling match i have ever seen
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Hugorrific ⚡️ @hugorrific.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could be us
Two rice cookers about to kith.
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yuto Ice is the answer to the question "What if Aj Soprano was a wrestler and really really good" IT RULES
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lots of good faces in the new Ghost in the Shell
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gay porn called Fist Of The Holestar and Kenshiro goes “you’ve already come” while walking away.
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Awko @awko.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Getting the full regional town cultural experience by visiting a cafe with absolute dogwater coffee and a top tier caramel slice
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Potentially greatest thrift store find of all time. I have no idea what they’re for. Obviously drinking alcohol. But like. In what context? What kind of alcohol? I have no idea.
A big mama freak fish standing on her anal fins, patting her belly with her pectoral fins and then five little shot glasses in the same shape as Mamma opening their mouths wide
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Veldrin @veldrin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shetland pony and lesbian giraffe #Deadloch
Fanart of the chararcters Eddie Redcliffe and Dulce Collins from the show Deadloch (season 2). Eddie is a short person with brown complexion and black hair tied up into a messy bun. They are wearing an open tropical shirt over a grey tee, 3/4 pants, and sandals. Dulce is a tall woman with paler complexion and blonde hair tied into a messy ponytail. She is wearing a grey-blue button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, tucked into dark grey pants and belt, and grey shoes.
Eddie is flipping the bird with both hands and making a mischevious face while Dulce is standing, looking exhausted and pinching the bridge of her nose.
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Guess I've never really watched basketball but I'm still surprised whenever I see a clip of it
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
respectful huff
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Al Swearengen: Christ. The Mania impends.

Dan: What is it Al? The coach on the ridge? Them four mop tops?

Al: It's the Beatles, Dan. Quartet of cunts, borne by wind and wagon from darkest Liverpool to blow their jugs here, in our fucking camp.

Johnny: Ringo's my favorite.
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