Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yeah I made a 9 page Canva booklet full of info and pictures of my cat for my cat sitter, why? I’m normal 0202
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2026New Little House on the Prairie show is trying so hard to be gentle watching it feels like you’re edging trauma 1120
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Sorry I’m late I accidentally unlocked my phone while checking the time. 0141
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I want to make a video game where you play as someone trying to walk calmly through your house and do simple tasks like make a piece of toast but your beloved pet cat keep tripping you up. It’ll be like Baby Steps but more frustrating 1150
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Hey, what you doing July 25 at 4:30pm? Attending this show? That’s cool, glad I asked. 0100
Reposted by Lena Moonjhube 🧡 @twink.wang · 02/04/2026here are photos of @lenamoon.bsky.social and @michellebrasier.bsky.social at the Grouse House TV launch! (@grousehousetv.bsky.social has archived their account) #micf #grousehousetv #grousehouse #auntydonna 121
Reposted by Lena MoonHowell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 24/03/2026March of Guests II continues with @lenamoon.bsky.social on the game show stream! twitch.tv/bighowelldawdytwitch.tvBigHowellDawdy - TwitchI am Big Howell 0122
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Gonna make this a movie and call it the Bourne Deficiency 080
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025To me having ADHD is kind of like if your dopamine receptors was a sleeper agent that could only be activated by the song “You Gotta Be - Des’ree” or binge eating 090
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Every device nowadays has an app with a “wake up with me” function on it. At this point my if my combined phone, watch, lights, vacuum cleaner, kitty litter tray, microwave, fridge, doorbell, PC, record player, washing machine, shower, toilet, wall art and pet feeder can’t wake me up nothing can. 0120
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025YouTube using AI summaries on its videos is so weird to me because I feel like their entire business model is people watching the videos to see what they’re about. 0315
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Me every time I do heatless curls: I love to put this door snake in my hair… It’s good to make sure my locks are not drafty. Hehe what a silly little joke for myself. 070
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 16/11/2025One thing about me is if someone on TV is crying I am also crying 2180
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025One thing about me is if I’m going down, I’m going down swinging 0111
Reposted by Lena Moonmaymotothebone @maymotothebone.itch.io · 05/11/2025Just saw the start of the new Most Upsetting Guessing Game with @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social @lenamoon.bsky.social and Virginia Gay when they give everyone quirks and this counts as attempted murder I think 061
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The dudes who got arrested over the Louvre heist are hot??? Ok so I guess being hot is the only way to succeed in ANY INDUSTRY now??? 1150
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I finally understand what makes Halloween spooky!!! Nothing is scarier than having plans!!! 0170
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Traitors (tv show) is great but I’d be lying if it doesn’t make me crave breakfast food every episode 060
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025My cats started doing this cool thing where she breaks into the toilet when I’m in there then starts biting my feet and it’s really shortened my toilet sit and scroll time 080
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The hardest part about being bi and dating a man is knowing how much better my travel photos could have been if I had dated a girl instead. 0201
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Bought some new plants, or as I like to call it “replacing my cat’s salads” 0140
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Anyone who says gaming is still a niche topic in 2025 needs to read about what’s going on with The Sims being sold 050
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I laugh every time I read the word “ball-peen hammer” idk how builders are out here keeping a straight face around those things. 1150
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Wearing a beanie makes me look like I’m a garden gnome whose wish to be a “real boy” was granted. 0130
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Screw ‘who would you call to help you hide a body’ I wanna know who you call when you get a bad haircut, or are they the same? 190
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Down time, or as I like to call it: I gotta stop or my body will make me stop time. 070
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Screaming “crying throwing up” because I don’t understand memes 0130
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2025how many @annapurna.com games must one must play before they make you an official partner - asking for a friend 040
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Sometimes I worry I’m not doing enough to become a really big Twitch streamer but then I remember that I used my front page time yesterday to stream myself to 1200 people while I labeled small pots of cranberry sauce and I KNOW I am doing everything I can 0180
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2025You should be able to share your targeted advertising algorithm with ppl when they ask you what you want for your birthday. 0140
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I have now played a women who lapsed on her New Years Resolution in 2 different ads. Weird feeling to achieve success by getting typecast as a failure. 0191
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2025My actual take on this one is that I want Pedro as Joel as a Fortnite skin over fantastic four. But that’s just me. I’m happy regardless, because as previously said, Daddy Shooty. 150
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2025The Sims: where even fairies, werewolves and vampires have to worry about the crushing weight of capitalism. 0100
Reposted by Lena MoonLena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Just a casual reminder I am doing my show ONE LAST TIME in Comedy Republic’s enormous big theatre on Thursday. It’s going to be hard for me to not talk about my cat for an entire hour and do jokes instead but I’m willing to make the sacrifice if you’re willing to come to the show. 1104
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Just a casual reminder I am doing my show ONE LAST TIME in Comedy Republic’s enormous big theatre on Thursday. It’s going to be hard for me to not talk about my cat for an entire hour and do jokes instead but I’m willing to make the sacrifice if you’re willing to come to the show. 1104
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Babysitting my 8 year old nephew and he just asked me to explain conscription and then said he wishes the world could solve climate change so yeah having a pretty mentally chill morning. 0280
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Me at some point playing any puzzle game: ok I wish to fist fight the developer of this game 0180
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025When you’re a kid cake just appears on your birthday, only for you to reach adulthood and realise often one must organise their own cake when hosting a party. Pitching a new society rule: best friend of bday person organises the cake. I’ll run for government on this platform I think. 0181
Reposted by Lena MoonAgnes Forrester @agnesfm.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I was a fool for getting a master's in making stuff up (screenwriting) instead of a master's in making stuff up (economics) 1291
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Owning a dog = neurotypical Owning a cat = neurodivergent 290
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025We need another Mindy project aka a show where one woman dates every funny hot sitcom guy in the zeitgeist across one season. 040
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Booked a dramatic haircut when I was luteal only for the appointment to be when I am ovulating and now I don’t know if I should actually cut my hair 040
Reposted by Lena MoonGrace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social · 20/06/2025anybody else doing crying maths at their work? we must implore you to quit @lenamoon.bsky.social @gilliancosgriff.bsky.social 1201
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 18/06/2025As a comedian with a relaxed approach to hair brushing I gotta say podcasts becoming a visual medium has been really bad for me. 060
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Anxiety, or as I like to call it giving someone the ‘Detriment of the Doubt’ 021
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Saying I live in a “content house” but meaning it in the happiness way 091
Lena Moon @lenamoon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I think the easiest way to remember you’ve adopted a cat is waking up in the morning and everything in your home has been moved around ever so slightly. 3160