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Colette Arrand

@colettearrand.bsky.social
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An enigmatic warrior who marches to the beat of her own drum.

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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 5h
Sting and Flair putting an incredible amount of heat on their 2011 Impact Wrestling match. Like they had to justify Flair’s return beyond Flair being a Hogan lackey.
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Patron Saints Podcast @patronsaintspod.bsky.social · 5h
we used to have it so good man
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 17h
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 6h
I looked at all of the names that got added to the wheel and realized that I’m going to have to start paying $3 to load it in Toru Yano’s favor if I’m ever gonna get to do that episode
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 12h
You’ll never guess which match because there are like 1500000 classics that I haven’t seen
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jon Moxley winding his fists like he’s popeye >>>>>
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had completely forgotten about Bullet Club Gold which is crazy. Like, if it had been even a brief success I probably would have done a gay community gold shirt.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man I kind of love early-AEW Jim Ross. I like his dynamic with Excalibur a lot. An old traditionalist slowly warming himself to the future of an industry he loves hanging with a guy who loves this era of wrestling, finding himself frequently awed.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re into what we’re doing on @patronsaintspod.bsky.social and want to support, please consider adding a name to THE WHEEL for $3 (or more, I won’t stop you). 🤼 ko-fi.com/s/772dfcd10d
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Rig THE WHEEL, Make The Deal! - Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches's Ko-fi Shop
Have you already submitted a 5-star review and want us to cover yet another wrestler? Does the thought of leaving a public review on a podcast fill yo...
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just finished this episode. As good as it would’ve been to just dump on Sadsack Dreamer, they did make an honest effort to evaluate him fairly in history. The Sabu/condom story is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. Highly recommend.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
idk if there’s a story in wrestling that’s had more traction amongst people outside of wrestling than Jesse Ventura trying to start a union, to the point that I wish there was something more substantial than the anecdote and Ventura’s royalty lawsuit (often left out) to talk about.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guess I’ll keep writing about wrestling until there are fewer stupid pieces about wrestling on the internet
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LustyTireFire (Erotic Thriller) @lustytirefire.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for bandcamp friday I'm announcing an experimental idea: dubbed to order 2 on 1 EGG/CREATURE tapes. let's try it out! horsecomplexrecords.bandcamp.com/album/creature
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 01,1968
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE PLAYING HIDE N SEEK, SLUGGO IS HIDING WHILE NANCY IS COUNTING,WHILE COVERING HER EYES 

NANCY: 14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-
SLUGGO: THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE 

SLUGGO HAS GOTTEN INSIDE A TRASHCAN
 
P2-NANCY LOOKS SHOCKED AS SHE WATCHES AN EMPLOYEE FROM THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT JUST PITCH SLUGGO INTO THE BACK OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly some people are too impressed when a movie isn’t about a marvel or detective comics comic book character.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No offense to the critic or whatever but I haven’t run into something as untrustworthy as “publication uses the logo font in the review” in a long time.
A screenshot of a suggested Instagram post of a review of Digger, which I’m not going to type here except to note that the word “digger” is in the same handled font as the film’s title.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spotify is whatever and the thought of “automatically generated chapters” is also whatever but this is a very funny way of putting it. 🤼
A screencap from Spotify from the Tommy Dreamer episode of Patron Saints denoting the first “chapter” of the episode as “Tommy Dreamer: The Ultimate Podcast Stress Test.”
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨🚨 NEW TRIANGLE QUEER FILM SCREENING 🚨🚨 On Monday, October 26, TQF will be showing Sleepaway Camp at 7pm! It’s going to be fun and stupid and maybe a little offensive, idk. TICKETS: tickets.venuepilot.com/e/film-scree...
A poster for the 10/26 screening of Sleepaway Camp at The Pinhook, depicting a pixelated screaming Angela.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s always wild when Italians are on Iron Chef. They show ups like the villains of history.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the great sport of professional wrestling
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThankYouPac
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DEATH RIDERS FOR LIFE.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
KICK HIS FUCKING HEAD IN DRAGON
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Orchidpoi 👌🏻 @ascaredwhale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it is important to remember that wrestling is designed to illicit a strong emotional response from you. When done well, it approaches beauty. When done perfectly, it transcends that & enters into something ethereal & beyond words. No wrestler deserves this more.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my fucking god
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wrestling is the greatest thing. It is the greatest.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Moxley has got to be a top three promo of all time
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨🚨 NEW TRIANGLE QUEER FILM SCREENING 🚨🚨 On Monday, October 26, TQF will be showing Sleepaway Camp at 7pm! It’s going to be fun and stupid and maybe a little offensive, idk. TICKETS: tickets.venuepilot.com/e/film-scree...
A poster for the 10/26 screening of Sleepaway Camp at The Pinhook, depicting a pixelated screaming Angela.
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Patron Saints Podcast @patronsaintspod.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
EPISODE 13: TOMMY DREAMER Orchid and Colette stress-test the premise of the podcast and talk about 4chan, drinking tobacco chew, and erections. open.spotify.com/episode/3lK4...
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Tommy Dreamer
The Patron Saints of Sick Sons of Bitches · Episode
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They fill up so fast that I keep couching just to show John old Memphis clips
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW PATRON SAINTS. A STRUGGLE OF EXTREME PROPORTIONS.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote a short thing about PAC and his ascent in/influence upon wrestling, which is something he’ll be remembered within as one of the greatest ever. torturerackandhoney.com/on-pac-wrest...
PAC as he appeared before his match at Saturday’s AEW All Out.
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is striking that after years of wrestling’s perceived locker room leaders being the tough guys who taped their fists and laid down the law on rookies, it’s clearly the guy calling everyone asking “are you alright”.
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Initially this was going to be Kill Bill Vol. 2 and Castration Movie but then I remembered Mallrats and then I remembered that characters in Superman movies often express their big ideas about Superman, too.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wrote a short thing about PAC and his ascent in/influence upon wrestling, which is something he’ll be remembered within as one of the greatest ever. torturerackandhoney.com/on-pac-wrest...
PAC as he appeared before his match at Saturday’s AEW All Out.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This would have changed the industry. Both men did anyhow but this would have been insane.
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Diskette Press @ A2CAF @diskettepress.com · 28/09/2026
Hey Diskette Fans! This is your first notice that we're putting together a fundraiser anthology for a new Riso. Sign up here for launch info. More details to come in the coming weeks, this is gonna be a good one. diskettepress.com/pages/belove...
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Beloved! A Riso Fundraiser Anthology
Help Diskette Press get a new Risograph by picking up a new anthology featuring work by artists you know and love.
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Patron Saints Podcast @patronsaintspod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she said it, not me (i 100% agree with her, this is a bit)
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We recorded the Dreamer episode early on Sunday so I could host a film screening, and i found out about Pac when I got out. There’d be no way for us to switch gears but hopefully our silly little thing is a bit of levity for the week.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s really funny that there’s an entire economy of “if you haven’t experienced this deeply mediocre cultural object you’re living in a bubble” pieces because 100/100 of them are basically an advertisement for how awesome the bubble is.
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trash wizard the iv @ourcityburning.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to be a wrestling fan is to be somewhat familiar with grief, it is an immensely demanding business with few safety nets. that grief does not get easier to hold in my experience. what a shock, what an awful thing.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know I’m hardly everybody’s cup of tea but ngl it’s kinda wild how many non-wrestlers in the wrestling space have decided on being as unlikable as possible as a means of furthering their brand.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Cena’s cameo in Pluribis is fucking genius. There is zero distance between Cena here and in his press junkets and appearances … oh this show just claimed he can do the sunset flip powerbomb so there is some distance.
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Patron Saints Podcast @patronsaintspod.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really alarming stuff happening here
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn’t think, until seeing this, about how Paramount went first-run syndication on TNG because they’d already built a market for it via TOS being in syndication. The business used to be a lot smarter.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most important article I wrote for Fanbyte is once again legible. torturerackandhoney.com/a-pilgrimage...
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A Pilgrimage to Scott Steiner’s Shoney’s
You've got a 141 & 2/3 percent chance of gastric distress.
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sandman’s ECW return rules so fucking much. He has his shirt off, he’s in his body guy era, he’s wearing a pukka shell necklace, he is greeted like an emperor returning from war.
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