Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/10/2026the differences in sports across the pond is always interesting. look how the brits do bowling. totally different than how we do it 572144414
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026Ahh, old hollywood. When the men were men 1458430
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialAshley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026these are words trans women would use to insult each other 82948441
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026trying to explain french-canadian politics to me, an american, is about as productive as trying to teach linear algebra to a dog 2365622
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ME: And on behalf of my favorite team, the New York Jets, here is a football signed by the Super Bowl champion, Sam Darnold. POPE BOB: He won with the Seahawks. ME: well, your Holiness, I like to think his Jets tenure was an important part of his development process. 944619
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan. 5153641247
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialEthan @ethanhamm.bsky.social · 14hAs someone who's a queer sports vet at this point, there's something special seeing people who played sports to mask themselves growing up or were too uneasy to ever take the plunge due to insecurity thrive as their authentic selves. Sports shouldn't be gatekept and the gatekeepers are wrong. 116319
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialSamit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 15h"If you look at the population of — well, all people in cities, particularly people who come to cities from elsewhere, but particularly homeless and other vulnerable people in cities [...] a pretty large chunk of those people who end up in cities were failed in some other parts of this country." 435662
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 8hThe money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity. 5157146
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 7hNice power critique. Endless? 413711
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 12hthe supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time" 282876648
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15hI’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this. 1885664385
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11hthey'll be packing me into a padded cell while i scream about how autocorrect used to be good 421996170
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 13h"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 363690597
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialSteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber." 161986326
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election) 412712718
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at 11208307
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.ms.nowOutgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump. 25797193021
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026no....no!!!!! 4973861455
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473542384
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026I walked in on my parents in the living room, after my bedtime, watching an Ally McBeal episode with a talking toilet. Just a plain toilet bowl with some fishing wire lifting the lid up and down, but something about it shocked and horrified my recently potty-trained young mind. I was 17 at the time 2285420
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialkilometres d’avis @wwwwww.website · 05/10/2026the lesson of the Civil War is that aesthetic warrior-cult societies get their shit rocked by schoolteachers and store clerks who'd much rather be doing anything else 101581172
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialSarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 53127592541
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 251599153
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialChris Sprigman @cjsprigman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...nytimes.comCornell President Calls Rape Inquiry ‘Defining Moment’ for CampusMichael I. Kotlikoff said in a video the university would be more transparent, hold Greek groups accountable and improve sexual assault prevention. 261536402
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialJessica McKenzie @jessimckenzi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i don't think you should be allowed to call your business a speakeasy if it has a yelp page 31279113
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411897322
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains 252832549
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialRevenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026basically all discourse on transition is this one exchange and for some reason we have to keep doing it 2150091057
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026the rat's nest of cables behind my computer is so bad i would hire someone to come fix it on the condition he sign an NDA 193554
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These people cannot be trusted to vote in their best interests. Ever. They have failed at the most simple task and have driven this country to ruin. They are too stupid to be allowed to have a say in the future of the country. Convince a non-voter to vote. There are LOTS of those. 282218399
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialheld steady @heldsteady.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not very libertarian to be this bad at picking up an 8 year old. 251134142
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialTim @timzhu.io · 03/10/2026You're basically Napoleon if you can make entire organization(s) get on the same database 1170598
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 316318772
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialdan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn. 10244541335
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialKevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else 81773222
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 03616648
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 293112944104
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week 624429881
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112852555
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was not ready for the name of the guy who invented the thermometer pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... 2759363
Reposted by @aurorable.bsky.socialDragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a new curse for our era: "May trump champion your cause" 01589
