iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Sam Barlow 🔥 @mrsambarlow.bsky.social · 1h

Most akward parent interaction I've had was when son was small and his friend's mom asked me where to get merch for 'Muscle Tails', her daughter's favorite character in Sonic. She showed me pics from the kid's iPad which were all from NSFW Sonic fan art

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 5h

In a setback for Dunning Kruger chartboys, a Federal Reserve study reveals that from 2022 to 2025, Americans 75+ saw their wealth jump 37%; those under 35 lost 23%. The poorest 40% of Americans also lost out.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 7h

Random people have been jumping my ass for the last 24 hours for saying I like Galactic Racer and I’m kinda sick of it. I’m not saying it’s the second coming im saying I liked it a lot. Leave me alone.

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18h

got put on probation at anthropic, where i work, for running experiments to figure out how to give claude gender dysphoria

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Alan @drpizzastone.bsky.social · 17h

Saying "poodoo" before wrapping my car around a tree

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15h

just found out about jacking off. you guys hear about this yet? it's awesome

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 9h

The toughest lesson of adulthood? If you don’t get enough sleep you’ll feel sleepy.

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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

For all you fans of wild houses, I give you: a late 1960s “spaceship.” It is, of course, yellow: www.realtor.com/realestatean...

A round yellow metal spaceship-style residence on a bluff. Don’t go outside without your glasses on, the first step’s a doozy

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

>people aren't computer literate >"hey i can help you if you want to learn" >"how dare you. not everyone knows things like you do" ???

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ravi @goomvi.online · 09/10/2026

my 8-month old son is IGNORING the zucchini noodles I lovingly prepared for him from scratch and devouring an entire uncooked and unseasoned tomato instead

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 08/10/2026

if you're at NYCC this weekend you will NOT see me there. the doctor said i've been hit with too many backpacks being worn by people moving very slowly and if even just a SINGLE backpack being worn by a person moving very slowly hits me i might die !

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

mad that this worked lol

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

yesterday Maddie asked me if the Pink Floyd Pompeii show is on VHS. She's been learning about Pompeii, I was listening to Floyd. I think this is good but then again "my almost 10-year-old is asking me about 50-year-old prog concert videos she can watch on her VCR" is maybe too far in one direction.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You ever get stuff at the store? Store heads sound off in the chat.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

training an ai to fuck your wife because her orgasm is your reimann hypothesis and you'd rather watch it's output anyway

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Lynx Nickromancer ☕️✨ @nickromancer21.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The anime about the girl and the well-endowed lady digging up rocks has been my favorite thing for a lil while. Fanservice aside, I just love these series about niche interests. Makes me hopeful for my own coffee-centric stories ☕️✨ Laid-Back Camp is another one I adore.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Zohran should deflect attention away from his difficulties by personally calling out that guy that did fan interference at the Yankees game

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BB Wolfclaw @wolfieworld.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

the other day I saw this girl holding the umbrella for her friend while her friend was on the phone with her boyfriend and it upset me so much I haven’t stopped thinking about it

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Kevin Beaumont @doublepulsar.com · 07/10/2026

Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

bus driver got into a shouting match with a passenger he didn't want to let off (???) and is now muttering himself so loud the whole bus can hear. we're about to go across the bridge so if this is the last you hear from me, remember me as a really tall guy

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just got the racer style in Galactic Racer that sets your engines on fire when you use the Ramjet and it feels like this.

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 07/10/2026

*waterboarding you* are you mad at me *shocking you with a car battery* do you like me or are you just pretending

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

looking at your likes tab and dramatically but solemnly shaking my head so everyone else on the bus knows i disapprove

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How I feel about someone making an open source replacement to photoshop

“What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt.
Better kill me in one shot.”

And it’s a baseball man smiling

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

my friend who's crashing with me: hey so nice to s— me: ok so what happened was i spilled soy sauce on the sofa and didn't wanna stop eating to clean so i just sort of blotted it and it stained so i sprayed stain remover on it which made it worse somehow but it's not piss i did not piss on the s

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Molly White @molly.wiki · 06/10/2026

doctor: the med you’ve been on your whole adult life has stopped working for your severe anxiety me: ok and the supplemental one isn’t doing anything either doctor: have you tried yoga

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 06/10/2026

If I'm such a loser, how come I gotta venereal disease only the extremely wealthy have

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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!

A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.

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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

men only want one thing

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

another brown recluse delivered safely to the grassy area by the mailboxes where, god-willing, it will prey on the elderly who are sucking up all of our social security

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026

If I learned anything from Chuck E. Cheese, it's that anything that runs on tokens is bullshit that is ripping you off

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

5 people have made the same reply already

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

there should be a VR game where if you die in the game it fucking detonates the battery on the headset

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

One of those video bloggers dumped water on a woman who was wearing just a…just a going-out dress 👗 (literally that) and she proceeded to beat him up and throw him fully onto the floor

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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 04/10/2026

The AI cops coming to arrest for bad posting

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Xavier Worthy making a contested catch downfield?

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

AI researcher: What’s the best tasting sandwich? LLM Model: Turkey The AI researcher looks gravely at his colleague. They know the correct answer is BLT. This is it, misalignment.

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026

one good thing about traveling in a coffin on a rat-infested ghost ship drifting rudderlessly into port after being wiped clean of every last human soul by the plague is no jet lag

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me and my friends can't wait for the Skydance merger. We're all excited to Paramount Plus And Chill with our friends. I lost my virginity to episode 8 of Dutton Ranch. The only thing keeping me alive is the prospect of a season 4 of Colin From Accounts.

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