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al paccenis

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’ve ruined the act, Gob.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Keep scrolling kid, there’s always a dumber take to discover
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Christian! @likechristianb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Go tug yourself Bob Kraft
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
0% chance that Sens fans hate the Habs more than the Leafs, c'mon now.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we are firmly in our juche era
The White House "Rapid Response 47" quote-tweeting a report about no hurricanes in the Atlantic this year with the addition "Thank you, President Trump!"
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is every user of this website and you either need to see the ugliness of that or the beauty of that
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
Becoming a PhD poster soon. All I'll ever post is shit like "tell me you never had institutional support for small grant writing without telling me you never had institutional support for small grant writing 🤪😮‍💨". Sorry, I know it's the most painful thing on earth... other than a thesis defense!!!!!!
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ɹǝʞɔǝq uop ɯ,ᴉ @donbecker.org · 26/08/2026
Tony DeAngelo healthy scratch
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ah to be a Toronto pro athlete and have to sit next to that realtor guy with the terrible facelift at a sporting event. Making small talk and such.
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Y🎃ur Hardc🎃re Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would not get those hopes up too high, Ric
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the final indignity the yankees visited upon the south
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
my grandmother's favourite song to sing, whether to an audience, at a family jam, or just to soothe us kids, was Coat of Many Colours. she was a true Dolly fan who felt like they had the same kind of modest upbringing.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
dolly parton died of big natural causes
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never saw Scarface, just going to assume that the protagonist was a good guy and that everything worked out for him in the end
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Maaike @maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A completely deep fried image of a sunset with the text

"The old world is dying
Ngl the new one ain't doing great either, chief
Now is the time for a little treat"
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 21/08/2026
I wrote about how angry I feel watching people write columns about trans women in sports.
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Just call me a man already and get it over with
I'm angry. I hate writing when I'm angry. I think it makes me too emotional, too attached to copy and most importantly makes my brain move too fast having ideas pop up and die before I can even get t...
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Lucy @lucyxiv.boontavista.com · 21/08/2026
exploding a data center is not enough. I need to hear ChatGPT die while saying it’s afraid like in 2001
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
that burrito poster has to be like an Adbusters campaign, doesn't it?
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ƧƎЯᗡAꟼ FAN @maseinurface.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
RIP admiral isoroku yamamoto you would have loved watching america’s military throw good assets at bad ideas and also probably onlyfans
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When it premiered Bourdain's show was deeply countercultural and 2026 resembles 2006 in a lot of ways
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
so this is what it felt like for catholics when kennedy won
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jaxson Dartbot nooooo
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy TACO Tuesday to all who celebrate
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This trial had become like Infowars for bored white women who hate their marriages
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
FUCK this is so good lmao
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phylan @phylan.website · 17/08/2026
hmm ok. but how would I extract rent from that
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A.Ghost Pasquella 👻🎃 @agpasquella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
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Radon Denialist @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us · 09/08/2026
here (x.com/p88archive/s...)
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Vladdy just got hit with the Busaiku Knee
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Onion lighting up the Phillies' team bus.
Phillis' Chris Sanchez holding up Onion post on his phone that says "No One Translated to Foreign Players Why They Currently in Cornfield"
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This Jericho-Kevin Knight match is its own episode of Botchamania
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chicago Pope Hat giveaway night is the greatest giveaway night in the history of American sports.
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Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Southpaw in full vestments is escorted by a guy carrying a Pope Leo cutout
Southpaw and da Pope
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Feeling personally attacked that they put the creepy, sad Jay Baruchel character in Mile End Kicks in a Hold Steady shirt
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al paccenis @assdad.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
these arseholes just love to step in front of a mic and say the most obvious and dumbest shit imaginable
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is a dead kennedys album cover
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