iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I know this is insane to say but the latest Joey’s World Tour video is perhaps the greatest fast food review video of all time. He almost chokes to death on a huge pickle and he doesn’t edit any of it out. You can see it here in the transcript. This is an instant classic. He really is beeeeyack.

3:52 Oo, it's a Freddy's yummy.
4:03 Yeah. Look at that big pickle. Look at that.
4:33 Woo!
4:48 Okay.
6:45 Well, I almost choked to death. That's not good.

Joey choking on a big pickle. There is an animalistic fear in his eyes.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)

a screenshot of google maps of what appears to be a giant snake in the ocean

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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

what bsky.app/profile/nied...

Masked fed squeezing his shotgun between his legs like it's a Lexington Steele strapon while his hands are busy fiddling with the pin on a smoke grenade.

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Json Momoa @jotatx.eurosky.social · 25/01/2026

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Even the med student exam prep account is dunking on ICE

$A goofy ahh ICE agent slips on ice and falls on his ass. Several hours later, he develops groin pain and is unable to bear weight on his right leg. On exam, his leg is shortened and externally rotated. Most likely diagnosis? A) Anterior hip dislocation B) Pelvic ring fracture C) Femoral neck fracture D) Posterior hip dislocation$

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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

The director of the FBI: "I don't read." His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

never worrying that i'm not witty again

Hank Green
@hankgreen.bsky.social - 7h
What's on your 2025 Bingo Card?

PacNWLady
@pacnwlady.bsky.social
Gimme a B- Begin the 2nd Great Depression!
Gimme an I- Incompetence!
Gimme an N - Nazis!
Gimme a G- Greed!
Gimme an O- Oligarchy!
What's that spell? R-E-S-I-S-T!
January 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/12/2024

Dark Kegel Trick

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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Remember right after ICE murdered Renee Good when they shot a second person, this time in the leg? They put out an elaborate story about the man assaulting ICE agents, ramming them, etc. Only one problem: it was all a lie, as shown by multiple videos and the transcripts of calls to 911. ICE lies.

cnn.com

Aftermath video of latest ICE shooting in Minneapolis involving an undocumented Venezuelan national | CNN

Newly obtained videos of the moments right after the Wednesday incident in which an Immigration and Custom Enforcement agent shot a Venezuelan man in the leg for allegedly assaulting an officer in Min...

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 19/01/2026

Donald trump based on your erratic behaviours and actions I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please stop what you're doing and watch Bo Burman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/01/2026

idk if you should be advertising your credentials here kleeb

jane flemming kleeb bio. shows she's the Nebraska party chair

2024 electoral results of Nebraska showing the gop mollywhopping the Dems. only 2 blue counties in the state

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."

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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 15/01/2026

woman tried to pump him full of molly on a work trip and still couldn't catch the dick lmao

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/01/2026

checking in on the president of the United States

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 13/01/2026

ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut

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isaac 🌻 @androgynyfiend.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

liberals are impossible to satirize

Tweet from @mmpadellan:

I'm old enough to remember when President Obama deported so many people, they called him "Deporter in Chief," but he did it without his agents shooting U.S. Citizen mothers in the face 3 times.

Built different.

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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it. Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.

Eric Adams ®
@ericadamsfornyc
X.com
We're about to change the game.
NYC
NYC Token
Don't blink.
@buynyctoken • 5h
0:31
2:59 PM • 1/12/26 • 349K Views

Eric Adams
@ericadamsfornyc
X.com
Proud to launch @buynyctoken, a new token built to fight the rapid spread of antisemitism and anti-Americanism across this country and now in New York City.
Now live at BuyNYCtoken.com
1:03
4:59 PM • 1/12/26 • 464K Views

Rune
@RuneCrypto_
X.com
Eric Adams has now drained over $3,400,000 from the liquidity pool of his memecoin: it's now a rug-pull
funny enough, his networth was only
$2,000,000
3.43M USDC (~$3.43M)
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34,565,184.501296 SNYC
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Zephyr
@zephyr_z9•13m g
Incredible rug pull

Eric Adams
@ericad... • 3h
Proud to launch @buynyctoken, a new token built to
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 12/01/2026

biggest pussies in the world. you called someone's mom because they said something mean to you. jesus christ

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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It's nothing everyone doesn't already know, but ICE/CBP guys know they can do whatever they want. They're the absolute dregs of the Violence Worker Community, not trained for anything like what they're doing, out of their depth, all that. But it starts with them knowing they won't face consequences.

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

business owners FLEE new york city in the chaos following zohran mamdani's legalization of the hookshot from zelda, as residents nab rupees, hearts, and small enemies from a distance without repercussion

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

final stage of US empire sees us capturing several presidents, putting them in a house, and making a show. we will watch the presidents fall in love. we will watch them hate and despise and reconcile with each other. a thrilling conclusion to the american project. well then there's All Stars

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets. polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...

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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 28/12/2025

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

painting on canvas of a bald man in a yellow shirt throwing a pinecone at ET's head. a group of people also wielding pinecones are gathered behind him, becoming more shadowy and inhuman the further back they are. the sky is a sickly yellow colour, taking place at an unclear time of day

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Wife just ordered chimichangas and i looked at the server and said “Deadpool Mode” and ive never gotten less in my life

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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

A reversible meat tenderizer for $42.95 at Williams Sonoma. It looks like a dildo

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 21/12/2025

Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long

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