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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you ate strong cheese?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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BW @bigredwolfman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
It was deleted but I found it somewhere and saved it because I think about it any time I see him now.
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Pia Guerra @piaguerra.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Someday...
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 13/01/2026
People don't want to accept that the primary reason that we have Trump today is that the previous administration completely failed. It should have never gotten to the point where it was in the so-called hands of the voters. It was already too late by then.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right
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Chris @arnolfini.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Radiohead - The Bends
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Chris @arnolfini.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Sound on
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I love this
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 21/09/2025
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
A photo of Charlie Kirk with the caption "Trans rights are human rights" in loving memory Charlie Kiek 1993 - 2025
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Chris @arnolfini.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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♾️🌈✨Magic Molly✨🌈♾️ @magicmolly.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot thehardtimes.net/culture/anti...
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Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot
Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10/09/2025
the people who mocked and made up shit about the attack on paul pelosi have thoughts about decorum and we should definitely take them very very seriously
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Chris @arnolfini.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
The cover of Radiohead’s 1995 masterpiece The Bends. It shows the face and shoulders of a male CPR dummy that appears to be gasping in agony/ecstasy.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Still a top tier meme
Meme featuring Legolas from Lord of the Rings, with increasingly humorous wordplay based on his name and LEGO likeness. Legless Lego Legolas
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
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thwarted 🍌 @thwarted.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Ferris is Cameron's Tyler Durden.
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Fred Astaire should be an unlockable character in Tony Hawk
News of the pratfall leaked. “Fred Astaire, aged 77, has broken his wrist by falling from a skateboard,” announced The Associated Press in a world news bulletin. Three days later a spokesman for Golden Films, Astaire’s company, issued their own update. “It was a clean break but his wrist will be in a cast for six weeks. We wanted to have a picture taken with the cast but he is a little shy about the accident,” a spokesman told California local newspaper The Daily Review.

Although he was embarrassed about the accident, Astaire noted drolly that some of his actor friends had cautioned him about the dangers of doing skateboarding tricks at such an advanced age. “Gene Kelly warned me not to be a damned fool, but I'd seen the things those kids got up to on television doing all sorts of tricks,” said Astaire. “What a routine I could have worked up for a film sequence if they had existed a few years ago. Anyway I was practicing in my driveway and fell off.”
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Seriously, bookmark this. Trump just “joked” that he might copy Ukraine and have no 2028 election if the US gets into in a war by then…
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Real Wings Have Bones @realwingshavebones.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
So is this:
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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Jeremy Dunck @jdunck.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The lesson of the Holocaust was not that the Jewish people, in particular, should be protected from this unbelievable darkness within humanity, but that we all should. The survivors have only been dead a short while, and we seem to have already forgotten. Never is a long time, alas.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The first time I genuinely felt old is when I tried to explain the concept of clipart to an apprentice at work. Everything I said was such an alien concept to them that I suddenly understood how my grandparents must have felt explaining rationing when I was 10
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Chris @arnolfini.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This is just such an exquisite gem of a joke. 10/10
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The Pines @thepines.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The amount of bubbling, nuclear hatred I have for RFK jr could literally power a small town.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
afganistan drove out the soviet army zelensky can do it too 🇺🇦
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
People so often overlook the importance of good penmanship.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Miss Rachel isn’t on Bluesky, but her posts about Gaza should be. I wish this wasn’t so unusual to see from people with big platforms.
A post on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer: “What’s it like for kids in Gaza?” my little boy asks me. 

Well, kids don’t have medical care & can’t go to the doctor like us. They don’t get to go to school like you & learn & play. They don’t have enough food or water or a safe place to live. 

“Why?”🥺

I feel my heart breaking. I can’t tell my son it’s some natural disaster. That there’s not enough food or medicine in the world. It’s that grown-ups are keeping these basic human rights away from children. It’s a choice.Two posts on Threads from Miss Rachel, a well-known children’s educator and entertainer. 

The first post says: “Leaders -

Be so ashamed that your constituents are begging & pleading for you speak out and you stay silent. 

Be so ashamed that you put money & power & your career before the lives of precious children of God. 

Be so ashamed that our religions tell us to give to the poor, feed the hungry & open our arms to all children & you pretend that they mean only for some children.”

The second post says: “Celebrities as well. If everyone says something it won’t be controversial anymore. It’s never been wrong to say starving and bombing kids is wrong. 

God help everyone have the strength to say something. Please, God.”A post on Threads from Ms Rachel, a popular children’s educator and entertainer: “If you want to be remembered for saying something about Gaza before the entire world does, now would be the time.”
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem.
It's not a very long poem, folks
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Gang Signs - Portrait of Stephen Miller.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/04/2025
"back in my day, we didn't use to have autism! never even heard of such a thing. please ignore your grandpa's model airplane collection he spent 50 years meticulously assembling"
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Every day this continues I get more and more angry at the idea that if Democrats ever get power again they won’t seek the appropriate remedies for the injustices happening now. I realize it’s way too premature and there’s no guarantee we ever see the other side of this, but I want harsh justice.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
@ben_rosen tweet from 3/22/22:

maybe jk rowling would have more empathy if she read a book about an unhappy boy who discovered who he really was and began to thrive once he entered a world where he could be himself
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legal cat 🐾 @legalcat.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
if you told me in 2016 that podcasts in 2025 would be named “will Trump send Americans to foreign prisons?,” i would absolutely have believed you
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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
man if only we could have known that electing one of the dumbest, meanest and most corrupt motherfuckers in American history A SECOND TIME would end badly
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goof_off_artiste746393@yahoomail.com @goofoffartiste.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Just between you and me I'm getting sick of being ruled by the shittiest, meanest, wrongest, stupidest, evilest people alive
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Turns out the answer to the rightwing meme “what is a man?” is “someone who gets fucked to death by Mr. President while applauding.”
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