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Joel A. Machiela

@machiela.bsky.social
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Library dude. Rock star. Dog, two kids, a wife. Abolish ICE wywolf.bandcamp.com

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Lime Green @limeyguy.bsky.social · 5h
to the people who keep using SunoAI for music in there videos ...free audio libraries and creative commons songs exist... you know that right??? Do the works of the great and powerful Kevin MacLeod mean NOTHING TO YOU???
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 8m
damn it, I guess I gotta buy another record youtu.be/7bBHyHsAvI4?...
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Mike D 5D: Make It Stop/That's Right Medley | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 14h
We have a laundry chute that goes to the basement. Right now the pile of laundry under that chute opening is hilariously high. When I was a kid, I was kind of judge-y toward my friend Robby's parents because their laundry room always had a giant backlog of dirty laundry. Now I get it...
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 15h
Al Michaels and Kirk Herbstreit treating Deshaun Watson like any other QB, and nary a mention of two dozen sexual assault allegations as part of an already disgusting “redemption” arc they’ve spent all night trying to weave is really gross.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15h
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A group of otters is called a "romp." Neat. Go White Sox. Go Bears. Destroy ICE.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So, the White Sox. Literally the White Sox.
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're having trouble visualizing 57 men ignored an attack on another human, this might help. 57 people is 11 basketball teams + 2 5 football teams + 2 A school bus full of children Four 12-person felony juries, plus nine people. That's how many men failed to help this poor woman. #Cornell7
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keenum doesn't even need a bunch of people to push him in from the one. He's just that good. :-)
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
"I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal." buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a number of people seem to be upset that their niche foreign television shows are not on a list of top shows published by an American newspaper.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/PhGdaQZPfgI?...
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A Harvest Festival is Not Halloween! - A Megathruster Protest Song
YouTube video by Megathruster
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Any list without Pushing Daisies is a crime. So many shows on that list are just "awful people being awful, but the acting is so good!" and that's just not compelling to me.
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Lee Pace as the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies
Alt: Lee Pace as the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Super Mario 1UP Pixel Art Animation
Alt: Super Mario 1UP Pixel Art Animation
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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 25/09/2026
Greg Luzinski, 1984 #WhiteSox #Baseball
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks so much, Ken. And please thank the team for me. You lot are the dog's bollocks! nay, the mutt's nuts! dare I say it? the mongrel's bloody dongles!
Jeopardy answer reading: In Christopher Moore's Fool, the jester of this shakespeare king gets the limelight and shows goneril a real good time.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Josephine Wiggs of the band The Breeders in the style of a Topps baseball card
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2023: White Sox lose 101 games 2024: White Sox lose 121 games 2025: White Sox lose 102 games 2026:
Pope Leo in a White Sox hat.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The White Sox!!! First team in MLB history to make the playoffs after at least two consecutive 100+ loss seasons What a story
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
okay, fine, I'll go do some weeding. I've been waiting for the sun to go away, but despite a cloudy forecast, the sun's presence has been persistent. I hate doing yard work when the sun is out. So basically I don't do yard work in the summer.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bluesky algorithm, I know that your keepers are pushing less politics, but man, I don't really care about sports beyond my Sox and Bears. My Discover feed is like 90% baseball, basketball, and soccer.
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Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
Alt: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
Good morning: youtu.be/uh7s2jr0b48?...
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We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
whoever mastered this hates ears.
visual representation of a highly compressed wav audio file
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a lot of people don't know this but Edith Piaf was the result of a human / minion hybrid project.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
counterpoint: they sold you convenience and you jumped on convenience without hesitation.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Munetaka Murakami teaches Sam Antonacci the word for bro/brother (Kyodai/兄弟) in Japanese with his arm around his shoulder #WhiteSox
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It will never not be in my head that my grandfather's doctor basically told him he had to stop watching White Sox baseball because it was hurting his heart--stress on top of hypertension and all that. My grandfather played minor league ball before wwii--some regional Chicagoland farm league...
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when Robert Plant said "does anybody remember laughter?" I get it now, Robert.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when I had a brain, I wrote a paper on this movie for my Hitchcock class. It was a pretty good paper, if I remember correctly. It probably exists on a 3.5" floppy in a landfill somewhere.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everything is bullshit. i implore the "that candidate isn't perfect" people to suck it up and help us to vote these motherfuckers out. then we can get to normal levels of bullshit instead of the extra strength bullshit we're dealing with now.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Having a team from Dallas in the same division with New York, Philadelphia, and Washington DC is just silly.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is Willoughby. He is an unrepentant back porch pooper. His preference is one main piece of poo two or three feet from the back door and then a few more pieces of diminished size scattered around the porch.
black lab who is a good boy, but also a very bad boy
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was floored that NBC came out with this and 30 Rock at the same time.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My daughter (11) is listening to a Mel Tormé song. The feeling I'm getting is pleasantly confused.
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Litsa Dremousis @litsadremousis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you weren’t alive in the Eighties, you might not get that Michael J. Fox was an A lister among A listers. Just absolutely MASSIVE. Great actor, but somehow even greater person❤️ #Emmys
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the teens (and parents) at the library are asking for the Divergent series again and I'm not sure what the sudden renewed interest is about.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Highstep, by Emma Amos, 1983, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I superabound, but I still got nothing to do.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wheeeeeee!
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Heath Arcadia @heatharcadia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As a Texan, I'm tired of other Texans (or Texans by association) being blamed for this. Vodka can't melt steel beams.
A picture of a screen at a baseball hand that reads "SEP. 11 PRESENTED BY Tito's"
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I put a fairly expensive guitar on Marketplace a few hours ago and I'm steamed that it hasn't sold yet.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mostly what I remember of 9/11 is the absolute clusterfuck of working in television news. It was my first day in my new role of graphic designer. I had previously worked on the studio crew as a camera operator/floor director.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm a broken record, but this is quite literally from the book "It Can't Happen Here" by Sinclair Lewis.
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Joel A. Machiela @machiela.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I guess you could say I'm a bit of a #swiftie
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The 40-hour work week. The weekend itself. Lifesaving safety standards. Organized labor has changed our country for the better. This Labor Day, we recognize the achievements of our unions and the workers who make the American way of life possible.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Getting a bit tired of very rich actors and directors saying ‘AI is here we have to learn how to use it’ instead of ‘I am wealthy enough to dedicate myself only to projects which employ talented human beings because anything else is an existential threat to human storytelling’
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