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Mom and college football stuff mostly…some musicals thrown in occasionally

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people were so fixated on the Duke stuff in White Lotus S3 that we forgot this choice in S1
Alexandra Daddario and Jake Lacy in White Lotus S1. He is wearing a Cornell hat
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol, James Franklin and Penn State both losing on the same Friday night.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn’t get enough sleep last night for some reason.
Marge, I think I hate Kirk Herbstreit.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats to Northwestern on becoming the first team to ever take the field to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
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Amanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The Cornell 7 should not shock anyone.", I think to myself as I watch Deshaun Watson on Thursday Night Football.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steelers are going to finish sub-.500 for the first time in 20+ years while Mike Tomlin posts soothing Minecraft tutorials
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Jess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cornell 7 just need to complete some 3rd downs - Kirk Herbstreit
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Nick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he can and he has
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every Penn State QB of my life other than Trace, god love him
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Texas fast tracking to be the most hateable team of all time.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
art
ole miss players pointing at lane kiffin
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lol LSU
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception”
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I miss lifting weights but apparently I don’t miss it enough to do anything about it.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Starting to see how we end up only having Soylent Green to eat.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Squattin' in the batter's box
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
at the point in my life where if you talk about ai, I instantly check out. I'm out mentally. I'm scrolling by. I'm looking at you and appearing as though I'm listening but I am thinking about DeVonta Smith catching TDs
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michael

People saying that the rebrand from Twitter to X is the most failed rebranding in history, but they made 2.5 billion last year so how is Twitter failing?

James

You literally just called it Twitter.
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Been working at a convenience store, manage to save just a little bit of money (lmao not in 2026 obviously)
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Spotify: May we suggest to you this “80s sad” playlist
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Half the people i interact with on a daily basis I want to tell them to stfu, but I must remain civil. Ugh.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sure. Nothing matters anymore. Pour orange juice on it too for all I care.
Eatinerni @eatinerni - do cinnamon rolls belong in chili?

[pic of cinnamon rolls in chili]
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I feel very mehhhhhhh about Rocco Becht.
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David Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is one of the most delicious things humans ever invented. Grew one of the tomatoes (the other's from a local farm). Made the bread. I am a very happy woman.
A piece of bread with mayo and fresh tomato slices sprinkled with salt and pepper.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
First time in recorded history that a man has been simultaneously arrested by the cops and the fashion police
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bryce Harper doing some all star game posts with Oakley Meta, get this guy outta my orbit
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Gina Ruiz @ginaruiz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I almost bought a salad today, but then I remembered explosive poo parasite so bought a slice of pizza instead. Make healthy choices!
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’m a baseball mom now so we have to mow at 9pm. Please forgive us fellow suburb neighbors.
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Lisa Mikolajczyk 🇺🇸🇺🇦✡️ @lisamikolajczyk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Am I the only one who wants normal, boring, qualified, experienced political office holders in government?
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.
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Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
sorry if I’m just a killjoy but the World Cup is maybe ruining “country roads” for me
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22/06/2026
cannot really overstate how ridiculous and stupid and wasteful a lot of the shit we yell about on here daily seems like after you’ve spent a few days offline interacting with people who aren’t terminally online lol
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Phil Dzikiy @phildzikiy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lmao
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cowboykuya🙂‍↕️🇵🇭🇵🇹 @cowboykuya.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why do I still have this fuck ass Spotify app icon????
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Lippy Kid @lippykidmusic.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The older I get the more convinced I am the secret to eternal youth is to remain continually engaged with the arts. Read a great book. Attend the cinema. Listen to new music. Spend an afternoon in an art gallery. Watch people dance. Dance yourself. Can you imagine remaining angry after that 💙x
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ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My baby is losing his front teeth so he’s about to look like a grown ass man soon 😭
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Proud to announce I've almost paid off the shitty airport sandwich I bought three years ago.
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