Reposted by Sarah KellyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 54mWhen you drunk as hell watching Olympic fencing 68615
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1hMight be the first time in my life I’ve been on Ryan Day’s side 180
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1hOne of the least sympathetic people featured on “I (Almost) Got Away With It” is the guy who gets fired from Women’s Wear Daily and decides to attack a former coworker in her home. The coworker, unbeknownst to him, also had been fired recently. So she had one of the worst weeks anyone’s ever had.abcnews.comInfamous sex predator Peter Braunstein is up for parole for the 1st time. Prosecutors are fighting it.Nearly two decades after disguising himself as a firefighter to commit one of the most twisted sex crimes in New York City history, Peter Braunstein is up for parole. 100
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 1hHi can someone explain what this meme means? I have never understood it and I’m sick of living in ignorance 760
Reposted by Sarah KellyJulie Kliegman @juliekliegman.com · 2hI’m really looking forward to talking to @thefrankiedlc.news and their newsletter subscribers about FINDING RENÉE RICHARDS. Oct. 15, please register!thefrankiedlc.newsOOYL special author event: FINDING RENEE RICHARDSa virtual chat with author Julie Kliegman 035
Reposted by Sarah KellyJulie Kliegman @juliekliegman.com · 2hHey, free shipping rn on @bookshop.org! Snag FINDING RENÉE RICHARDSbookshop.orgFinding Renée Richards: The Groundbreaking Story of Tennis’s Trans Pioneer"Not to be missed." —Stephanie Howes, Booklist (starred review)A Town & Country Must-Read Book of Summer 2026The candid, definitive biography of professional tennis’s first openly transgender play... 085
Reposted by Sarah KellyPhiladelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 2hThe headstone had not yet been placed Thursday on the freshly dug grave where a 20-year-old Amish woman was buried last week amid the rolling clover fields and dairy farms at the edge of suburban Philadelphia. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/health/measl... 11111
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 2hAt this point I think the job portal bots are making fun of me 240
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 2hI’ve been menacing the dog with “Caaahm ploy moy goym” every few hours for the last day. He hates it. 010
Reposted by Sarah KellyZach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 2hThere should be at least a few of these around every stadium for the first 1-2 months of the season. 7251
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 2hOne of the biggest arguments I’ve had with my middle brother lately is how he is insufficiently appreciative of R.E.M. 180
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 3hNoticed Sprucey pulling to the side to sniff and then chew something along the sidewalk and it was A USED TAMPON 100
Reposted by Sarah KellyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21hmy Probably Accurate Stat of the Day from this week's NFL edition of Sports! The Newsletter The 5 WR/RBs signed to larger contracts than Kenneth Walker have basically the exact same stats, combined as Kenneth Walker www.sports.cool/p/chiefs-rai... 2447
Reposted by Sarah KellySimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 22h"Take her away, boys." "I thought you said the law was powerless." "Powerless to help you, not punish you." 1836226
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 4hWho decided that all long-sleeved forms of activewear will have thumb holes? Did we pass a law or something? 530
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 14hHey I wanna copy Kim and post a song for every mutual who likes this post. Go ahead and mute if this isn’t your thing. 2530
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 15hHere’s some ugly food I made: spicy miso pasta with chicken and bacon 1220
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 20hI just don’t think $56 plus shipping is a good enough deal on a Thule backpack from Poshmark 030
Reposted by Sarah KellyProPublica @propublica.org · 20h“THIS IS THE TEXTBOOK DEFINITION ON LOANSHARKING,” wrote one consumer about a tribal loan company. A federal database used to publicly display such complaints, and they’ve helped inform several ProPublica stories. Now the narratives aren’t public.propublica.orgThe Federal Agency That’s Supposed to Protect Consumers Just Made Another Business-Friendly MoveDebt collection. Credit reporting. Payday loans. Consumer complaints to a federal database used to help reveal issues and bring accountability. Then the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau stopped pu... 2377175
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 22h[Future voice] I’m on that Vyvanse and Celsius / I got some chores so I need a lift 250
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 22hAn incredible level of anger here about other people’s jeans 2100
Reposted by Sarah KellyDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 23hCyclist when you step in the bike lane while they're 300 feet away: WOAH WOAH WOAH Cyclist when they are biking through a pedestrian lane to pass someone: WOAH WOAH WOAH 1311
Reposted by Sarah KellyNewspaper Guild of Pittsburgh @pghguild.com · 23hNine years ago we told the Blocks they were going down a bad path. Today they hit the end of the road as the Supreme Court joined a very long list of people who also told them so. Humble appreciation to everyone who worked to hold the Blocks accountable. That family owes us a LOT of money.newsguild.orgPost-Gazette union-busters hit dead end at Supreme Court, must pay back millions to journalists | The NewsGuild - TNG-CWA 120447
Reposted by Sarah KellySnow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You do not under any circumstances have to engage with and/or share a clip from a random podcast that you've never heard of 08927
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m just trying to live my life such that “disgraced” does not appear in the headline of my obituary 27810
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Like overall I am doing my best to not let my dog bother people who don’t like dogs but I think sometimes people who don’t like dogs forget that dogs are sentient beings with free will. I can’t actually have 100% control. 260
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I should have posted this like a year ago when I took it 040
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thought we’d avoided today’s street pizza on our walk but Spruce found another one (with jalapeños!) behind a bush. 3151
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Every time I hear about those “You should only let your dogs pee at dog parks” debate I think about how my dog pees on the fence that goes around the literal governor’s mansion almost every day. 5240
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Once I learn how to use the extremely complicated cable machine in my building’s sad little gym its over for you hoes 260
Reposted by Sarah KellyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 298117152130
Reposted by Sarah KellyJohn Adams @johnadams3100.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Their epic version of 'Breathe' 🤘 0326
Reposted by Sarah KellyJennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter 432512808
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t mind the extended summer temperatures *that* much, but if we go directly from this to winter temps I’m gonna be mad. 370
Reposted by Sarah KellyRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026got some comments saying this was people's favorite edition of Sports! The Newsletter but it came out on Friday at 3 p.m., so I'm resharing it on Monday morning 2302
Sarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah I bet restaurants won’t even exist in two years 150
Reposted by Sarah KellyAndrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the definitive tweet of 2020s TV 1467
Reposted by Sarah Kellygwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Okay saw I saw this from a guy who works at cbs, apparently it's because it's literally cheaper to just book ads during a national game than it is to do it on a local station in Texas 913122
Reposted by Sarah KellyEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The colossal burger at Dodger Stadium is $124.99, in what I can only describe as “fuck off” pricing 5350575
Reposted by Sarah KellyDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503540643
Reposted by Sarah Kellylawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it would be really funny if it turned out that one of these pacs just had a really incompetent intern or media guy 2181
Reposted by Sarah KellyMarisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Remember if you want to support local WNBA coverage, Valkyries Beat has been on the road most of the season and the entire playoffs and is fully reader-funded and you can contribute! www.valkyriesbeat.com/upgradevalkyriesbeat.comUpgrade | Valkyries BeatInside the Golden State Valkyries from the perspective of a women's sports journalist. 05416
