Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 20hGood reminder that I need to schedule my Covid booster and flu shots. 110
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What the f does “singing Denny’s menus” even mean? 130
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just learned about the Kings media day controversy. How you doing, @johnbull.wtf ? 030
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was unprepared for how accurate my wife was with “Manon has Groucho Marx eyebrows” after our dogs played in the mud. 1130
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Funny that the Times specifies season one of Beef, only, since two was panned at 71 but White Lotus, which was only good for one season too, is 21. 110
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Get all the way fucked “I don’t do politics” Kirko. thespun.com/sports-media... 010
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A fun game to play in St. Paul: is that Tim Walz or just a Minnesota dad? 021
Reposted by JonAnu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda. 562508461
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Massie introducing articles of impeachment only after losing his primary is the epitome of who the GOP are. 041
Reposted by JonAwful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes. Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin. 2082137357
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s legit one of the most gorgeous and comfortable days of the year here in the Twin Cities. I feel truly blessed, today is a day that must be celebrated! 040
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 09/09/2026People sleep on Thunderbolts but it’s legit good. Winter Soldier vibes and Florence Pugh is the best actor in the MCU. 020
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If you’re gonna jay walk then please do it quickly 010
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Forever and always fuck the @nytimes.com and their fuckass OpEd section 050
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Commenting “self proclaimed Yahtzee and said “slavery was a choice” weird you’re giving him money.” on every TikTok I see from the Kanye concert. 020
Reposted by JonTommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756... 203669884
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s wild that Kawhi got $27 million via cap circumvention, that we know of, with now two more companies in the mix. But his fine was only $700k. 020
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/09/20262004 Adam Dunn would be in contention for the mvp in 2026 000
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s really frustrating that antisemitism is legit on the rise in America at a time when America is helping Israel commit genocide and the president’s deceased bff pedo was also Jewish. 060
Reposted by JonCity of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 03/09/2026Reunification for families impacted by today's shooting is at Central Lutheran Church, 333 12th St S. 02823
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This post is exclusively for residents of Highland, West 7th, or MacGrove going to or leaving Trader Joe’s. 220
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A driver’s ability to turn left onto Lexington headed west on Randolph without crossing the double yellow tells me everything I need to know about them. 000
Reposted by JonLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis. 7779121852
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m old enough to remember ICE spraying students in the face with mace, here in Minnesota. 071
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hoping to grab a hot dog and see Mayor Her at the fair today 030
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/08/2026He’s just mad that nobody will shed any tears when he goes 030
Reposted by JonTim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops 6277282026
Reposted by JonSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026A reporter should hold up a map of the Great Lakes with numbers on them and ask Trump which one he's just purported to rename. 1064265796
Reposted by JonChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Does anybody on here want to see a humorous and distinctly American juxtaposition of two unrelated signs? 467676
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Similar to Trump 1.0 when a higher up at my small and rural public radio station said NPR couldn’t say Trump was “lying” because we couldn’t know his intent. Hence “mistruths” 🙄 030
Reposted by JonMr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My favorite Dolly Parton meme. 290101893
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If he’s not a fine arts major then what are we even doing 080
Reposted by JonJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The Seahawks could potentially do the funniest thing.... 141
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 24/08/2026St Paul people, anyone know what the plumes of black smoke were in the last hour south of 94 between Vandalia & Snelling? 100
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Is this cat’s name Deaf or are they telling us the cat is deaf? 220
Reposted by JonRon Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed. 10671381601
Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Why is the new TikTok trend women asking their boyfriends to read words, them failing miserably, and the women thinking it’s cute and funny. We’re so genuinely screwed. 120