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@half-bear-half-man.bsky.social
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New Yorker in Minnesota perpetually seeking good pizza. Knicks in 5 Podcast talent adjacent @tbtl.net

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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 20h
Good reminder that I need to schedule my Covid booster and flu shots.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the f does “singing Denny’s menus” even mean?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just learned about the Kings media day controversy. How you doing, @johnbull.wtf ?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly at this point that’s preferable.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Was unprepared for how accurate my wife was with “Manon has Groucho Marx eyebrows” after our dogs played in the mud.
Manon, a golden retriever, with eyebrows that resemble Groucho Marx’s eyebrows. A closeup of Manon’s eyebrows.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Funny that the Times specifies season one of Beef, only, since two was panned at 71 but White Lotus, which was only good for one season too, is 21.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The democrats want to school lunches your kids
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hahahaha isn’t authoritarianism fun!
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Of course.
In September 2011, he joined the staff of Maine Republican senator Susan Collins, working as a professional staff member for the Republican minority on the United States Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs until January 2013.[11][12][13][4][14] He subsequently transitioned directly into Senator Collins's personal office, serving as a legislative assistant from January 2013 to August 2013, before returning to Maine to work for the state legislature.[15][16]
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 20/09/2026
Bassist: Me doing my posts

Amp guy: Bigger account retweeting me
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get all the way fucked “I don’t do politics” Kirko. thespun.com/sports-media...
Kirk Herbstreit licking boots and being pro fascism.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A fun game to play in St. Paul: is that Tim Walz or just a Minnesota dad?
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paying ten bucks for one dollar is easily the most accurate metaphor for his entire economic agenda.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is preposterous. Indiana exists.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Massie introducing articles of impeachment only after losing his primary is the epitome of who the GOP are.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Last gasps of summer.
Benny and Manon, two perfect golden retrievers, walking along the beach.
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ESPN had Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' in a conversation with Rece Davis for nearly 10 minutes. Cruz was heavily booed by the crowd -- and heard "Ted, you suck!" chants -- in Austin.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s legit one of the most gorgeous and comfortable days of the year here in the Twin Cities. I feel truly blessed, today is a day that must be celebrated!
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People sleep on Thunderbolts but it’s legit good. Winter Soldier vibes and Florence Pugh is the best actor in the MCU.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you’re gonna jay walk then please do it quickly
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Forever and always fuck the @nytimes.com and their fuckass OpEd section
Ezra Klein saying nice things about a Christian nationalist bigot.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Commenting “self proclaimed Yahtzee and said “slavery was a choice” weird you’re giving him money.” on every TikTok I see from the Kanye concert.
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Tommy Tomlinson @tommytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So here's a quote from @pablo.show that applies to not only his Clippers investigation but the best of what journalism can be: www.nytimes.com/athletic/756...
"I think that we have the ability to do something that the rest of our culture is yearning for, which is make people who are too rich to care about anything resembling the public interest worry that maybe they need to tell us the truth."
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wellness check for @johnbull.wtf
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s wild that Kawhi got $27 million via cap circumvention, that we know of, with now two more companies in the mix. But his fine was only $700k.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
2004 Adam Dunn would be in contention for the mvp in 2026
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s really frustrating that antisemitism is legit on the rise in America at a time when America is helping Israel commit genocide and the president’s deceased bff pedo was also Jewish.
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City of Minneapolis @minneapolismn.gov · 03/09/2026
Reunification for families impacted by today's shooting is at Central Lutheran Church, 333 12th St S.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This post is exclusively for residents of Highland, West 7th, or MacGrove going to or leaving Trader Joe’s.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A driver’s ability to turn left onto Lexington headed west on Randolph without crossing the double yellow tells me everything I need to know about them.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
The value of Graham Platner is that right up until all his red flags came toppling down upon him is that he is the most naked example of the amount of grace & credibility Simply Being White grants you. Compared to Abdul El-Sayed, who has to re-earn every ounce of credibility he has on a daily basis.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We really needed this rain
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m old enough to remember ICE spraying students in the face with mace, here in Minnesota.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love this man
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hoping to grab a hot dog and see Mayor Her at the fair today
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’s just mad that nobody will shed any tears when he goes
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A reporter should hold up a map of the Great Lakes with numbers on them and ask Trump which one he's just purported to rename.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Does anybody on here want to see a humorous and distinctly American juxtaposition of two unrelated signs?
An advertisement for concealed carry in nyc above a blood drive arrow
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Similar to Trump 1.0 when a higher up at my small and rural public radio station said NPR couldn’t say Trump was “lying” because we couldn’t know his intent. Hence “mistruths” 🙄
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My favorite Dolly Parton meme.
A twitter interaction where someone posted a photo of Dolly Parton looking hot as hell in black and red lingerie. Someone else replies to the photo with "Well then wha the hell did Jolene look like???"
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know gods not real because he outlived Dolly.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If he’s not a fine arts major then what are we even doing
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Seahawks could potentially do the funniest thing....
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
St Paul people, anyone know what the plumes of black smoke were in the last hour south of 94 between Vandalia & Snelling?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is this cat’s name Deaf or are they telling us the cat is deaf?
A missing cat poster.
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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Could be worse. The bar is in hell.
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
But what the f is a “business leader”?
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Jon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why is the new TikTok trend women asking their boyfriends to read words, them failing miserably, and the women thinking it’s cute and funny. We’re so genuinely screwed.
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