Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialspooky football lizard @ttsci.bsky.social · 13hthe James Franklin experience™ 021
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialDave Feit @feitcanwrite.bsky.social · 8hVery nice of LSU to take focus away from how poorly Penn State firing James Franklin is aging. 131
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the tech industry is about to invent books 572215394200
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialDewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳 2503554648
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialthe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026people were so fixated on the Duke stuff in White Lotus S3 that we forgot this choice in S1 926421
ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mine uses Zoom. I still get triggered by the Teams sounds on Microsoft commercials. 000
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint. 308122452244
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialmike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew 1346474
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026lol, James Franklin and Penn State both losing on the same Friday night. 214921
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Didn’t get enough sleep last night for some reason. 244524
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Congrats to Northwestern on becoming the first team to ever take the field to AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" 2637319
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialAmanda Soprano @amandasoprano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"The Cornell 7 should not shock anyone.", I think to myself as I watch Deshaun Watson on Thursday Night Football. 2351773
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Steelers are going to finish sub-.500 for the first time in 20+ years while Mike Tomlin posts soothing Minecraft tutorials 1584970
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialJess @jessarcade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cornell 7 just need to complete some 3rd downs - Kirk Herbstreit 12719
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it 372850513
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"were you at a Hawks game" sir that has never happened to anyone 23102953
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 273128232109
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialNick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he can and he has 1273
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialPeter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Every Penn State QB of my life other than Trace, god love him 161
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialJon @half-bear-half-man.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Texas fast tracking to be the most hateable team of all time. 2242
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Working through my fundraiser paintings and the request here was “paint my two dogs looking happy sitting behind Ben Roethlisberger after he threw an interception” 984091229
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893811006
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialSarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I miss lifting weights but apparently I don’t miss it enough to do anything about it. 41084
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Starting to see how we end up only having Soylent Green to eat. 77915140
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Squattin' in the batter's box 221389
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026at the point in my life where if you talk about ai, I instantly check out. I'm out mentally. I'm scrolling by. I'm looking at you and appearing as though I'm listening but I am thinking about DeVonta Smith catching TDs 3927
ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Been working at a convenience store, manage to save just a little bit of money (lmao not in 2026 obviously) 000
ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Spotify: May we suggest to you this “80s sad” playlist 000
ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Half the people i interact with on a daily basis I want to tell them to stfu, but I must remain civil. Ugh. 000
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sure. Nothing matters anymore. Pour orange juice on it too for all I care. 189111865
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialDavid Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This is one of the most delicious things humans ever invented. Grew one of the tomatoes (the other's from a local farm). Made the bread. I am a very happy woman. 33129744
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialscha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026 190166032614
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026can we sometimes be asking "what qualifies this guy to speak on this subject?" or has that ship sailed 573652549
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette 7454061003
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026First time in recorded history that a man has been simultaneously arrested by the cops and the fashion police 1725125779
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialtreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Bryce Harper doing some all star game posts with Oakley Meta, get this guy outta my orbit 4442
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialGina Ruiz @ginaruiz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I almost bought a salad today, but then I remembered explosive poo parasite so bought a slice of pizza instead. Make healthy choices! 2297118741
ardvark2.bsky.social @ardvark2.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I’m a baseball mom now so we have to mow at 9pm. Please forgive us fellow suburb neighbors. 000
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialLisa Mikolajczyk 🇺🇸🇺🇦✡️ @lisamikolajczyk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Am I the only one who wants normal, boring, qualified, experienced political office holders in government? 253492448
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialSaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face. 7763701315
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialSarah Kelly @sarahkelly.bsky.social · 06/07/2026sorry if I’m just a killjoy but the World Cup is maybe ruining “country roads” for me 6141
Reposted by @ardvark2.bsky.socialassbutt @nasboat.org · 22/06/2026cannot really overstate how ridiculous and stupid and wasteful a lot of the shit we yell about on here daily seems like after you’ve spent a few days offline interacting with people who aren’t terminally online lol 61088