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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 1h
MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 2h
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 2h
“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 2h
Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 3h
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 14h
when you're a venture capitalist stooge or an MBA flunkie, your immediate quarterly report can stay black if you greenlight nothing, make nothing, cancel everything for a tax writeoff, and then pretend like everything is fine. the next quarter doesn't matter, you've moved on.
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 3h
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 4h
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 4h
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 4h
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Tina Vasquez @tinavasquez.bsky.social · 5h
NEW: H-2A worker Carlos Vargas Moreno experienced a catastrophic heat stroke when his employer, Florida Orange Gold, subjected him to unsafe working conditions. The same company was cited two years prior for the heat-related death of H-2A worker Carmen Sebastian Hernandez Mosqueda.
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Despite farmworker death and another disabled by heat stroke, employer keeps sending people to fields
Florida Orange Gold has exposed workers on H-2A visas to extreme heat, but continues to bring hundreds of migrants to North Carolina
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Stephanie King @stephstephking.bsky.social · 16h
Writers, if you are against AI, do not put your writing into ANY tool that is itself AI. Not to check grammar, not to "prove" you wrote it yourself. Everything you give them becomes part of their data, even if it's only to "improve their service" or whatever BS they tell you.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 5h
It really is that simple
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 10h
If Netflix really wanted its own Heated Rivalry, it would be making a lesbian romance about two WNBA players.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 5h
I still say the reason Qanon style thinking keeps spreading in very online spaces is cause its native to it and its origin is online TV fan forums
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You Must Remember This @rememberthispod.bsky.social · 5h
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 6h
Yes but --
the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t recall who posted a week or two ago that RFK Jr. looks like “an entrail” but I want you to know I’ve had spontaneous bouts of laughter about this ever since. Please reveal yourself so I can thank you personally.
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Nghi Vo @nghivo.bsky.social · 7h
Wanna try before you buy? Check out The Scarlet Ball here, and if you dig it, pre-order it before release on OCT 6! Reactor not only gave us a fun selection to read, but also an audiobook sample as well, which, incredible because the audiobook is read by the incredible @natalienaudus.bsky.social!
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ceej @ceej.online · 7h
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 14h
Get shoes with a deep heel cushion AND sigils to avert hexes placed on you by your sworn enemies — that’s how you win at being middle aged
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Nino Cipri @ninocipri.bsky.social · 14h
By 40, you should have a shirt you can’t bear to throw out, an animal you over-identify with, a bad 90s movie that makes you weep due to unresolved issues with a parent, an apotropaic charm to ward off The Curse, inexplicable memory lapses, blood on your hands, so much blood, & shoes w/ arch support
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MARC in a Cold Climate @marccold.bsky.social · 9h
nothing can go wrong if we tell the cataloger to teach a library instruction session for a comparative literature seminar on the Brothers Grimm, they said
A slide deck for a one-shot on the Brothers Grimm titled "My Mother, She Killed Me; My Father, He Ate Me; The Librarian Was Helpful, Though."
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 9h
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 8h
"Is it legal for the President to burn down people's houses? We'll hold off on deciding that until December. For now, the President can continue to burn down people's houses." - John Roberts and company
nytimes.com
Supreme Court Allows Rapid Third-Country Deportations, for Now (Gift Article)
The court also announced it would hear arguments in December on the legality of the Trump administration policy to swiftly deport immigrants to countries not their own.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 9h
you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 9h
“Ever since we’ve posted the secondary coverage as well as the editorial, there’s been an absolute outpour of similar stories hitting my inbox and the sexual-misconduct tip line.”
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Brian Goldstone @brian-goldstone.bsky.social · 10h
In 2018, Annalinda Martinez and her daughters became homeless. She went to Georgia's child welfare agency looking for help finding housing. Instead, the state took her children. Then DFCS began charging her for their foster care. Those bills eventually left her $13,000 in debt.
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Georgia removed her kids because she was homeless. The state is charging her $13,000 for foster care
Georgia is among several states that have moved away from charging parents for their kids' time in foster care. But parents who already owe money for past cases are still on the hook.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 9h
I feel like the fact that he was in the mass auditions in 2013 is not really enough at this point to keep American Idol in the headline.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 9h
I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
I do think they probably ran his texts through an LLM and it hallucinated crimes. That’s scary and bad and it’s funny they got caught, but imagine how many other times this happens on a day to day basis against people with no rights, let alone the ability to publicly humiliate the AI prosecutor.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 10h
All this stuff is why, as much as I hope it’s somebody besides the Dodgers, I would rather them than these guys.
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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Ian McShane has morning coffee with Suzanne Pleshette ☕️ If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium, 1969 If it's September 29, it must be #NationalCoffeeDay Today we're celebrating Ian McShane's birthday 🎂
McShane pour coffee from a thermos for a hungover Pleshette.
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 10h
gonna be honest, I think maybe people should be looking back at other cases that this guy prosecuted when he was the AG in Missouri
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 12h
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 13h
This is so important. They’ve broken the economic models that fund journalism is because they recognize the *purpose* of journalism threatens their bullshit-based valuations, ie, the sources of their wealth and power. Yet actual-existing journalists were instead crucial for creating their myths.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 13h
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 14h
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 11h
Everyone knows that staff are the biggest source of prison contraband, but banning books is way easier than pissing off the correctional officer unions.
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Ken Lowery @kenlowery.bsky.social · 11h
and we're back! COMICS DISCOURSE LOOP: No, It Is You Who Failed Superman Why Doesn't Batman Simply Buy Crime? <--- YOU ARE HERE Alan Moore: Threat or Menace? Writers Vs. Artists What If The Big Two Released Monthly Anthologies Instead Everyone (Except You) Knew Outed Monster Was Monster
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 11h
documentary production as government bribe is a really fascinating development
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Ellison’s Graham Doc Grab
Paramount is nearing a deal to pay an eye-popping sum for a documentary about the late Lindsey Graham that is also said to contain candid footage involving David Ellison himself, Status has learned.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 10h
To clarify this is a post about seeing the Digger reviews and thinking about why Fosse pulls it off.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 12h
"It’s the kind of movie about evil billionaires that evil billionaires would enjoy, which makes it the worst kind of movie about evil billionaires." @williambibbiani.bsky.social is one of the greats
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 13h
Today in me being insufferable: A number of the zines and band posters inside that record shop, uh, belonged to me. The HF production design team borrowed* them from myself and other Chicago music scene/record store folks. The More You Know etc [*no I didn't get paid lol, I did it For the Culture]
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Sandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 16h
In general, I receive a nonstop drip these days of messages from people telling me about trans people who’ve died by murder (and suicide), stories the press really for the most part ignores entirely …
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 14h
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 14h
We have such slices to show you.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14h
if the GOP runs a vance/schmitt ticket then they should just give up the pretense and make the party’s slogan the fourteen words www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
axios.com
Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 14h
this is truly the fundamental problem we've all been talking about around AI, power, and regulation, IMO
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