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franklin

@aphelionpoint.bsky.social
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one of those buffoons that you only read about in old-timey newspapers in the section specifically about buffoons she/they 🍉

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Janelle Shane @janelleshane.com · 11/03/2026
That post from @primawesome about coyotes and his neighbor's cats, but altered to read: The USGS director told me volcanoes keep eating his webcams so I asked how many cams he has and he said he just goes to procurement and gets a new cam afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding webcams to volcanoes and then his intern started crying.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
he sure is
Bigfoot chilling by a pole. Followed by a screenshot of Jacob Wysocki giving his Smartypants presentation about why Bigfoot would be the best cryptid to blaze with and saying "He's the ultimate chiller."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/05/2025
i think the funniest phenomenon of transphobia is when they twist themselves in a knot to misgender. it’s not even offensive, it’s just cartoonishly goofy as hell lol
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franklin @aphelionpoint.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 and I’m almost certain Miranda and Taylor would’ve been lesbians if they weren’t Mormon.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Dr spaceman saying the quoted post
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/05/2025
twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “H*il H*tler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Zero. We all know it's zero.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2025
the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Masking shows that you care about your community and vulnerable populations.
ICE AGENTS WEARING MASK WHILE ARRESTING THE MAYOR OF NEWARK NJ
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 08/05/2025
fat guys at jersey girl stoners sandwich places who like to peg 🤝 craving a toasted italian sub
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Mark Bankston @markbankston.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
As someone who spent six years of the prime of my career fighting against the idea that you can advance your political agenda by recklessly spreading the assertion that a deadly shooting was staged to a mass audience while lacking any semblance of quality evidence, man, get the fuck outta here.
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Staying informed in 2025:
The “a second plane” George w bush meme but the faces are swapped with the alien and ripley too close meme
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Your utility account changes platforms. You’re notified via email. You don’t get the email. Your autopay stops working. Your bill pay is rejected. Your account number changes. You see the email. You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 29/04/2025
as a medievalist, let me say that this always ends well
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.
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José Orta @orta69.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Thank you Greyhound!
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 24/04/2025
this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks
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scari @cari.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm the guy at the park with 3 off-leash dogs at 12:15pm on a Wednesday. I like to spend some time with my off-leash dogs as close to the children's play area as possible before instructing my dogs to follow and bark at any other dogs they see. If you say anything to me about it I'll kill myself
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
the very real literary agent who definitely got for real fired for posting non-fake manuscripts will be moving on to his next venture, posting secret resistance messages from the national park service account
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Dashing Soul @dashingsouljay.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I made this during the AJ match I was bored @maffewgregg.bsky.social #Wrestlemania
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Logan Paul is an incredible wrestler and this is only cemented by the fact that he beat AJ Styles tonight at Wrestlemania. AJ Styles is known for his 5 star matches in Japan, but Logan isn’t shabby either. Google “Logan Paul Japan” for more!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
happy easter
Still from the television show Digimon showing Gabumon on a cross
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/04/2025
we love our fans and listeners!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2025
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 18/04/2025
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a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
Alt: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up / those are rookie numbers
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/04/2025
i cannot emphasize enough that if you thought trump would bring the war to a close or even make headway on a peace agreement then you are among the dumbest people alive www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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Trump ready to ‘move on’ from Ukraine peace talks if no progress, Rubio says
Rubio’s remarks appear to reflect the president’s frustration with the difficulty of achieving peace in Ukraine after Russia’s 2022 full-scale invasion.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country
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Alyssa Harad @alyssaharad.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”
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CNN @cnn.com · 16/04/2025
Maryland Democratic senator goes to El Salvador in push for Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return
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Maryland Democratic senator goes to El Salvador in push for Abrego Garcia’s return | CNN Politics
US Sen. Chris Van Hollen traveled to El Salvador Wednesday seeking to meet with government officials there about Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a man who had been living in his state until he was mistakenly de...
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is where we are headed. If you don’t believe me, ask what basis the government had to send me and my family to a prison camp in Arkansas. We “looked like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor.”
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 16/04/2025
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
Headline: ICE came for their neighbor so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 16/04/2025
“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize
Seth Rogen presenting the Breakthrough Prize for physics (Getty)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/04/2025
the classic burger king chicken sandwich — the long boy — is underrated in the fast food chicken sandwich game
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15/04/2025
i never understand how people take orders that are pure evil and rationalize it. how do these people live with themselves. if i forget to say goodbye to a friend at a function before leaving i feel like a monster and these people simply shrug off crimes against humanity lol
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
We traded Europe for a guy that builds concentration camps for profit.
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
MAGAts freaking out about Green Day again
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ancient dude: Then these guys turned into eagles and flew into the sun. They killed the sun, ripped its guts out and that became the Milky Way. Not as a metaphorical thing but for real for real.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 11/04/2025
I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
She never misses an opportunity to destroy her ketamine addicted dad.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
basically the way posting works is every one is a little ape in a cage. when you reply to someone's post it's like you're rattling the bars of their cage and they start hooting back
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“Why do you criticize the left so much?” Because the right wing are either dumbasses or demons and the Dems seem pretty married to bipartisanship at this point (though it does seem like their voters are getting disillusioned at this point). I criticize the left because it NEEDS to become viable.
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Andi Hamilton @andihamilton.com · 08/04/2025
Every day since the proper showcase last week, Nintendo have made the Switch 2 look less and less like an essential bit of hardware. The only people still backing it right now are the terminally Nintendo brained. Give it six months to breathe, lets see when the next big batch of titles is due.
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